Go to gay club with my best friend (he's gay)

>Go to gay club with my best friend (he's gay)
>All guys are shirtless
>They all take super good care of themselves
>Everybody is at least fit, some of them are super muscular

>Go to regular club with my friends
>All guys look like shit
>The few good looking ones would be considered average in the gay community

Why is this ?

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Gays are mostly dead well before age 50 so the idea that are so healthy and take care of themselves is a myth.

>Why is this ?
You're gay

Swallowing cum is an alternative to injecting test.

>its obvious to homos that a good physique will bring them better boi pussy

For some incomprehensible reason, most straight guys are deluded into "being themselves", or what ever pitiful excuse to be complacent. Probably part of that has to do with indoctrination by the government and the feminized social order to control them.

>obviously women lust as much for a good physique, rather then a fat shit

But then again the government is pushing pseudo science and some sort of dystopian dysgenics on the population to murder them

>50% of kids in north america eat a diet rich in processed foods

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imagine the smell haha

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Would you stand out in a gay club?

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That's because they abuse drugs and are sexually promiscuous

Most gays are good bois like pic related.

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well, gyms are the best places to go if you are gay

because girl are not as visually driven as guys. If you get ripped and you go into a gay bar you WILL get hit on by 10 guys.
if you do that and go into a regular club and don't approach women yourself you will get approached by way less women.

This absolute sex machine of a former Republican Congressman is based, Jow Forums and a homo
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>op goes to gay club
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>my best friend (he's gay)

Die.

the sexual market for gays is extremely competitive an cut throat.

???
They will literally fuck anything

Because they are a closed circuit without feminist. In normal life feminist have pushed women being lazy and fat as a good thing. Guys stop caring about how they look since most girls dont give a shit about their own looks and women will only go for the top 10 percent of guys. So what incentive is there for guys to stay fit? Plus they've memed it that being fit means you're a dumb bruh who votes trump so beta males drink soi and get fat so they signal they aren't "aggressive". Fags on the other hand don't have Wyman telling them what they really want so they know the other fags want a fit dude so they work out knowing that to get good looking dick you got to be good looking.

Because guys like visual aspects of their partners and women value other stuff so when its gays you get the idea.

>Fags believe this

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who is this semen demon?

I work with a legit 1/10 obese acne covered fag that had slept with 27 guys

>buttxhug is literally a POGUE shitstain trying to use his "military career" as leverage for authority AND votes
He certainly is a good boi

Daddy Pete pls save America

Still better than Donnie Bonespurs

gay blokes are blokes - they're visual creatures, they know what men want

women like men for other reasons. desu I'd never give me any pussy if i were a chick

Shit that's hot

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It’s called the gay old party for a reason

>Why is this
Because gays are superficial as fuck and if we don't take care of ourselves we don't get laid

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Yes, I'd be the only skinnyfat dyel

Gays have a extreme body culture and honorable work ethic when it comes to bodybuilding.

Most heteros believe that "not every woman like muscular guys" (which is of course false since 100% of all women are genetically wired to wanting muscular guys, maybe not every female wants a muscular guy with visible abs, but everyone wants a muscular guy) and therefore don't give a fuck about their fitness. If a oponnent comes in the picture who looks better then them (for example everyone who works out for 6 months+) they talk him down in front of others.

Can confirm. A lifting buddy of mine goes clubbing every weekend. He is 183 cm tall, weights 82 kg with 12% bf and gets never approached, at all. When he starts approaching (usually after 4-5 beers) he mostly gets laid at the first try.

Women are shy af but total whores if you talk to them and actually try something.

In the past there was no gay porn so they jacked off to fitness magazines, or beefcake magazines.

Fitness and gay culture are intertwined

pog not pogue

>My friend

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Imagine wanting to fuck someone where he poops lol ew

Yeah .. haha .. just imagine

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Yeah but that's just because women are autistic

she looks like she fucks niggas

That's wrong though
Even less than average gays get laid a lot
Gay men are just hornier than straight people

Men are hornier than women.
Gay men fuck other men so there is a lot of sex.
Lesbian women fuck other women so there is no sex.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

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Because men are simple. Gays know how to attract men. The better looking you get the more your smv increases.

Meanwhile women are fickle as fuck. You could spend your entire life working out and getting money only to see some 10/10 smokeshow with a dyel dork. Women's tastes in men are a complete crap shoot.

Imagine the smell

Yeah I meant "get laid without regretting it the day after"

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gay people do roids ata very high % rate

yea that's cray haha

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Where the fuck was this picture taken??? That seriously could be me

There is only one way to find out if this is really you and you know what you have to do

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The gay community is relentlessly lookist, far, far more than the straight one. If you want the best looking guys you need to look really good, too (either be fit as fuck or have that smooth twink body and enjoy it for your fleeting youth). Plus their "relations" are far more about pure sex than straight relationships.

Hope he gets the nom so I can watch Trump humiliate him

Fucking based and fagpilled

Then explain chubs and bears.

Stick to gay clubs then.

Absolute redpilled

Nope, just no.
Bifag here:
Grindr is like Tindr with cheatcodes.
Just avoid weird and married boomers...

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gays are also more likely to roid so they all look aesthetic

domination fetish is big in gay community

This but unironically. I don’t lift at all and a few weeks ago I was talking to this random girl at a bar and then she went to the bathroom and I saw her talking to some gigga chad and I just counted my losses, but she immediately blew him off and came back to me and then we went back to her place and spent the entire night fucking several times until the sun came up. I’m not that good looking or fit and I’m poor as fuck as dress like it too.

>Why is this ?
Maybe because being Jow Forums is not the best way to attract girl but do wonder to attract gayz

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holy shit is that guy in the back on the left Smee?

Men in normal clubs want to score chicks. Gays want to score guys. Guys have other ideas of male attractiveness than chicks do.

Data provided by the university of asspull

>you will get approached by way less women
>approached by way less women
>>approached by women
haha, can you imagine

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Is that lordosis? Hard to tell with a baggy shirt.

No retard
guys want to fuck so gay people fuck 2-3 guys in the toilet stall and then take 5 guys home to an orgy while a straight guy migh be lucky if the girl wont vomit on him while blowing

gays are really disgusting i couldn't imagine anything more horrifying that being attracted to other men

I used to sell weed to this MDMA dealer who was a fag and always hung out at fag clubs and shit - he talked about shit like this ALL THE TIME srrrsssslly fags will do shit like this

Probably pretty good as gay guys take care of themselves and wear perfume all the time.

VITO WHAT THE FUCK

because men are programmed to admire beauty
while women admire wealth and status.

This must be bait. Being gay in 2019 is never having to worry about finding someone to have sex with. You don't even have to try.

Because women are dumb.

>loves shitholes so much he turned his city into one
Follow your dreams.

Democrats turn every place they run into cyberpunk dystopias though, he’s not really special in that regard

It’s mostly their diet. If they ate poorly or ate too much, their sex hole would be full of poo poo.

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