What would Jow Forums do with $5000? Assuming no debt

Buy enough testosterone to last a good few years, then blow the rest on coke, fags, drink and mandy.

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fill my garage with monster and do pure sips fast

Buy Vanguard etfs

Student loans

>invest as the market teeters on the brink of collapse with an eminent recession/depression only a few years away
Ok user ill do that! Sounds like the right tine to buy buy buy!

Put it on a saving account as emergency money, this is like the smartest thing, if you're american, since an emergency can cost that much.

Otherwise is not a lot of money to invest, but you can put it on your 401k or pay some debt with it.

Otherwise start an investment fund account.

If you want to literally gamble your money, do cryptos.

I would keep it till i had enough to buy another house. rent it out till someone offers me a fat stack, lather rinse repeat....

if i was spending it on a /fit thing it would be on high quality roids and spot lipo!

> 50 year of pizza friday

We're a good year or so out from it and that's being alarmist. Calm down. Plus, most people aren't holding for short term with something like that. Everyone here is in their twenties; just leave it.

I rather invest into having a passive stream of income rather than just investing.

i have 10k in savings. you guys dont have any money?

Put it towards getting rhinoplasty to fix my deformed nose

I think the question is if you had to spend 5k but good try

I have 3k, 24 years old, live in an affluent city, and live pay check to pay check.

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>What would Jow Forums do with $5000?

I kid you not, I would commission a fursuit. Always wanted one and I think I would look great in it.

Kill yourself furry

Look, man. He asked a question, I answered it honestly. Fucking chill bro.

>What would Jow Forums do with $5000?
Just throw it in the account.
$5000 isn't that much man.

Build a nice PC for work and gaming. I wish I knew how to build PCs though

A single tranny escort? You could fly to Bangkok for a weekend and probably have an orgy

>2000$ on a presumably Intel/nvidea machine
Never gonna /makeit/, zen2 ryzen + upcoming navi. Price to performance masterrace

Ha, I have 11 k saved up along with $1000 emergency cash I keep near my knife. And I'm only 19 years old. Most people my age blow it on drugs, alcohol or consumer garbage.

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Case of pic related. Throw the rest at wife's car bill. Weight free calisthenic boi here.

This. If you in your 20s your fine to invest now and ride out any dip

Dammit

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Buy eleiko bar and calibrated discs.

12 eggs- 80 cents
1 egg- 6.66 cents
$5000 = 7507 eggs

I would save it because I’m broke atm.
But if this is 3 years into the future when I’ll have my shit together, I’d spend $1000 on gear/cycle supplies. The rest on food and boxing. Maybe I’d drop $1k on an aquarium. Might also just buy a motorcycle with all of it

>I'm so mature and old for my age because I'm not like all the other people
You sound like a woman

degenerate

>Most people my age blow it on drugs, alcohol or consumer garbage.
most people have a social life yes

throw it on the pile. Maybe someday I'll have the courage to finally spend it on a house

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invest in bitbean

$4995 gun
$1 bullet
$3 on whatever you can get at McDonald's

And then I end the ride.

assuming everything is taken care of...
home gym
you could have anything you could want
then save the rest for protein/food
if you’re looking for a single object, that’s a mistake
but a home gym could be so dope, or setting it up in the garage and inviting buds over
i would workout all day if i had a home gym

Probably a trip to the glorious nihon

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A fitting fate for brapposters.