Morning sex

>not had sex in 5 years but remember this feel with ex-gf

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>Morning fleshlight wank

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>sex

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Based

Had a dream I was spooning with some granny who had big saggy tits. Most action I've seen in a while...

Kek. My dream last night was me fooling around with this butterface I know. Woke up with insane morning wood
>tfw not even on nofap

Are you implying both won’t help? The most pussy I ever got was ages 19-20 working for $9.50/hr 12 hours a week. It’s just be 6’2” and have slightly above ottermode gains=easy mode lays

>sunburnt my balls trying to boost test

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>tfw only had morning sex with my wife one time

We’re usually too stiff to have morning sex. Last time we did I strained my neck and she hurt her back

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Based 70 year old coming with the bantz

are you in your 50s

My man

based boomer

Babe whats wrong
>Nothing I'm just checking my phone
Are you on that Chinese cartoon site again
> No babe just reading up about nutrition
Come closer
> Hold on one sec
Give me your phone
What the fuck
>its not what it seems
What is wrong with you? Do you care more about Jow Forums than me?
>No... babe...
What else have you been posting about me?
>Stop give me back my...
Why do you have so many pictures of naked men?
Are you Gay?
Is that what this is?
>I...

just say they represent your goal body

When will you learn

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>With the black guy from the gym

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OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAH

based

That's probably even gayer to admit. I had this as my desktop back when I had roommates and whenever they would see it they would assume I was gay

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>gf has bpd
>regularly cries in the evening when we're in bed
>have sex in the morning
doesn't matter, had sex (and a gf amirite you guys)

You know you’re sticking your dick in crazy, right? Didn’t you learn the rule “don’t Stick your dick in crazy?” You will.

>dry mouth
>phleghmy throat/nose
>gunky eyes
>fucked up hair
>harsh morning light
>everything is just dehydrated and gunky
nah man

agreed and based

I'll take my chances

>last sex dream I had was with tony soprano

Feels weird

>high at all
ngmi

Idk mang, I had an anorectic bpd gf that was fucking nuts and dumped her after incredibly hard 4 years together even tho she looked like a model. Wasn't worth it imo. She stayed on psych ward few times since.

Had another gf that was neurotic and overly pessimistic, touchy and felt like walking on eggshells around her, dumped her too.

Now even though I am alone, I am at least happy

The text is 10000x gayer than the pic

>he doesn't hook up to an IV before he goes to bed
ISHYGDDT

I usually go for a quick doggy (with her stomach touching the bed don't know the name), shit is cash and it's a good warmup before abs.

That way I don't need to deal with the smelly mouth and can actually finish quick (5 minutes).

Yikes

That's the most important part m8, you being happy. All that matters.
Until now I'm much more happier since I'm with her, so atm I don't see a reason to 'RUN'

They couldnt read the text from the door to my room

Honestly this is the only point of having a live in GF. Everything else is moot in comparison - in the privacy of your own home, any time any place, slide right in.

>kitchen sex

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you mean the sex where you're both groggy as fuck with stinking morning breath and you're holding in a piss all the way through?
morning sex is a fucking meme
middle of the night sex is far superior
when you wake up half way through sleeping already in the act

>(5 minutes).
he means 5 pumps

>get out of bed
>walk to bathroom
>piss
>rinse face/nose/mouth/eyes/genitalia
>towel off
>grab a sip of water
>back under the covers
>get fuckin
only way to do it

Go outside

that defeats the point of "being taken by the moment"

Did this with my ex and then took her to a Denny's before sunrise.

Face>height>frame

the only people that don't think sex is a meme are people who have never had sex or just recently started having sex for the first time.
It's not that great, and the lethargy caused by frequent semen loss nullifies any benefit of sex.

if you don't have an urge to have sex you have low test and are probably shit at it, no other way around it
you are right sex isn't everything people make it out to be but it can be pretty fucking good

>”she’ll be checking YOU out”
>guy that’s supppsed to be motivating me is a beta cuck ok with his girl checking other dudes out

You are fucking pathetic dude

Both of you are correct. 50/50. You should have an urge to fuck, but you also shouldn’t do it so much you become fatigued. It’s also not that great once you’ve fucked more 10 girls. Like it loses its magic. It’s sort of like hitting a significant PR on bench for the first time and then only hitting small 5-10lb PRs after that. It’s cool, you feel good. But it’s not always gonna be “holy fuck I’m the fucking king of the world I’m that nigga I’m the shit”

I just want to say that fuck off to the re***it.

Kek

if you want to talk about reshit then maybe you should go back there

>Allowing your wife to go out partying and drinking with a bunch of sluts in a degenerate environment
Never gonna make it.

you can't stop your wife from doing anything
but you should also not want to marry anyone that does that shit

this is very based and sexy

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based boomer

I didn't realize boomers learned how to work post.

kek. david duke red pilled me on this. havent tried it yet. got no place to tan nude

DUDE WEED LMAO

sexual urges = energy.
you can channel your sexual energy into better things than casual sex.
If you actively decide to abstain from sex and masturbation, you have a massive pool of excess energy that you can transmute into
>lifting
>cardio
>creative outlets like art and music
>pursuing a career
>attracting a trad girl
Anything, really.

Girls check out guys regardless of each other's availability just as guys do with girls. That's just human nature. It's when each acts on those urges when they shouldn't that makes them shitty people

Are you a woman or a fag?

this has nothing to do with Jow Forums please go away

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I am always hornier when first wakign up on average. So morning sex with the fiance' is lovely.

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i don't masturbate, when I get the urge to have sex I have sex, I don't struggle with needing energy and I accomplish all of those things without needing to abstain, all abstaining gets me is frustrated

only when I wake up horny. other than that leave me the fuck alone.

actually, this applies to all hours of the day.

I'm sorry you have shit sex

ARE YOU ME FOR FUCK SAKE

Tell us about the war Grandpa

Morning cum in a sock and regret

based

nigger test haha

I cum fast in the morning

Lmao same boat as me? I hate that I’ve thought about her almost everyday since I met her. I feel like I need to fuck her again, or start fucking other girls

Haha

Fuck this thread you fucking faggots
>AHHH MORNING SEX
AHHH BEEN SINGLE WAY TOO LONG AHHH

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Most attractive people at that age have a shit ton of sex, because young women have no real commitments and will just sleep or have a relationship with a guy based on attraction alone. It doesn't work like that when you fast forward a few years.

>tfw had a dream that God literally told me I'm gonna make it

Get better dreams homo

Question for those with girlfriends: How do you initiate morning sex?

Absolutely based and redpilled.

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>at my gfs dorm
>tell her I’m really tired after working 12 hours and just wanna sleep
>we both sleep naked
>proceed to start spooning
>about to fall asleep
>she starts grinding her ass on my dick
>proceed to pin both her arms behind her back and start raw dogging her
>keep switching positions for about an hour
>bust the literal fattest nut I’ve ever had
>it would’ve filled up a water bottle a quarter of the way ngl

Yeah at 1-3 in the morning sex is just a little different

>we’re
Nah you’re just coping with the fact that your wife doesn’t have the sex drive you do and doesn’t find you attractive enough for her to let you hit it in the morning

that's some noice projections here kiddo

Just start humping her when she’s getting out the shower. When she says “no I’m gonna be late” it just means “try harder if you really want it”.

Categorically BASED. Me and my girlfriend honestly don't have sex a crazy amount but we have both woken up mid-fuck on so many occasions. There really is something about it. There's something super powerful there.

sounds like i should just go for 19-20 year olds then

>Had another gf that was neurotic and overly pessimistic, touchy and felt like walking on eggshells around her, dumped her too.

Damn dude just dumped my gf who was like this too. Feel pretty good about it actually. Looking forward to the future.

put your bare dick between her cheeks while cuddling to tease her and get her wet. then slip it in

Man I knew there was a reason I was avoiding 23 year olds and up despite turning 24 soon. I’m gonna make a new tinder and set my age as 19 kek

>dreams about Harry Potter characters telling him he’s gonna make it

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>girlfriend always rejects my advances in the morning
>sex life overall is ok but feels bad because I'm always horny in the morning

what should i do?

>sex

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don't even need to fraud your age, 18/19 year old sluts will gladly fuck a 24 year old

>morning fap

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