>go in the bathroom
>see this
What do?
Go in the bathroom
Josiah Martinez
Wyatt Morris
Not to sound like Nathan Larson, but I'd rape her
Blake Cox
>blonde
>brown eyes
Explain.
Ian Price
rape that ass
Jace Cox
>walk away to the bedroom
>see this
What do?
Samuel Stewart
Fuck one end and eat up the other.
John Cruz
Hope she has a massive girlcock I can ride and suck the boicum out of her
Cameron Sanders
I'd dismember and behead it for being a filthy mutt roastie.
Jordan Davis
>girlcock
>boicum
It's called femininecum or femininecummies.
Asher Robinson
water it, it looks like plastic and she prob doesnt give a shit about it
Joshua Turner
spread cheeks and tongue anus
Nathaniel Baker
take a shit in the bathtub
Isaiah Nguyen
Hate to say it but even if she had a penis I would still fuck her boipussy
Robert Rodriguez
walk out and stay pure because i'm waiting till marriage
Josiah Davis
>shaved
kill her
Xavier Phillips
This is not your hovel, wretch. I am not your food ticket. Now, by all that is honest and true, leave this place, VILLAIN.
Ethan Ramirez
Suck those big dark nips
Jaxson Johnson
>she's clearly drunk and doesn't know where she is
>call the authorities
>have her put into protective custody
>ah yes, user, you have done it again! you valiantly saved the m'lady fro---
>tfw no gf hits hard
Easton Ortiz
i don't know about you guys but i would literally eat her shit
Daniel Bennett
Her eyes are dark green if you observe carefully.
Brayden Russell
I hand her a bowl of eggs.
pic related
She has an ugly roast beef, though.
And she's not even that blonde, but even if she were platinum blonde she could still have dark eyes. It's rare but possible, user.
David Cook
Pull my pants down and ask her to hold my cock while I piss.
Jaxon Phillips
She looks uncomfortably like my mother.
Connor King
>>go in the bathroom
>>see this
>turn 360 degrees and cartwheel away
Dylan Richardson
Ask her "how did you get in".