Um, user, could you give mommy a little privacy? I'm about to take a shower

>Um, user, could you give mommy a little privacy? I'm about to take a shower.

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Mom, we're out of milk.

she has nice tits
sadly this was wasted on a gay ass mommylarp thread

British Cindy was the first MILF I jacked off too.

>We should shower together. The water bill has been really high lately.

>Actually mommy, I just spilled a bunch of honey all over myself. I need to hop in too. Can you help me wash my body?

>Sorry sweetie. Only your brother Chad is allowed.

Nigga Im not getting cucked in a mommylarp, fuck this shit. Lemme nurse on them titties.

My girlfriend said when she lived in Arizona her mom actually made her do this to save money on the water bill.

>knock her out
>hit chad in the balls
>step on chad's head
>rape her
>cum on chad
>attempt to make tendies
leave fork in microwave
>create a nuclear bomb and kill the earth

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Not *as* weird with two women.

>set up a cam to see my mom take a shower
>nervous as fuck, figure she's going to notice
>she didn't, take a look at the video
>bit of a pudgy belly and literally no ass
>but god-tier tits
>jerk off like crazy
I ended up deleting the video out of shame, and it was probably more adrenaline than horniness, but it was hot as fuck.

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d-does this actually work, user?

>that's a little weird, user. Just promise you'll close your eyes when we're in there.

>chad posters

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Dear lord I will never understand stuff like this

Normies will never understand this feel

Ybyb

I can understand that. I just think my mom is pretty cute and loving, and my dick got the better of me.

you mean BASED chad posters

Based and oedipuspilled,shame that you deleted the video

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The image was burnt into my brain though, so sometimes I still just jerk off to it.

Proud of you,user.keep it up
fuck jannies

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What kind of zoomer faggot has a 30-year-old mother? GET OUT

This basically, but also I want steak and cookies afterwards tonight. Btw my friends are sleeping over, dad already said yes.