WaIk into room

Why would you destroy such s beautiful creature, user? Think of all the cuddles and affection she could provide you.

It's insensitive, though. Only if you let me do the same to you.

What room am I walking into that I'd encounter something like this?

fuck its ass i guess. im not gay but this is an anime person so its fine

>B-but I'm so tired, user! Please don't be mad, it felt so good and I couldn't help myself!

You have posted a good image so i am posting my favorites
If you need sauce simply right click and zoom

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Might do 2 or 3 pages but I'll hang around

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That Raikou doujin getting translated was the best thing that happened to my dick and ass

Save it to my HD like I did just now

Personal favorite but if you've read the whole series good taste
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i'm not mad, but it's irritating to have to clean up after you all the time. you're a woman now and you need to be cleaning up after yourself from now on. i will do it this last time but please make sure to put the towel down in the future. write yourself a note if you have to

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Not futa but posting this one cause wearable tentacles is my fetish
exhentai.org/g/1209231/2305260113/

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Man the granada sky series seems like a total waste since the shota never gets fucked

Some of you niggers better start contributing

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But you have a plethora of shota pegging rape instead so its not like you don't have options
Last call niggers
exhentai.org/g/1209231/2305260113/

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If I opened the door and sae this, you best know I would be walking the dinosaur faster than you can say "OP is a faggot" (guys, did I Jow Forums right? Top kek, lel)

Your bedroom. She's in the middle of your floor, moaning blissfully.

I know, but those futas just look to hot and it's a shame that they don't get to fuck the shotas. Also translation for pic related when?

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Its full color so no time soon but if you get someone to pick it up i might get it commissioned

I hope your reply was satire. because 360-degree turn would put you right back at where you started.

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How'd she get in? Also my bedroom is about 100sq ft and half of that is my bed, I don't really have the floor space for her to be in that pose comfortably.

>being this much of a newfag
origini

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God, I want to frot with her so badly.

I would get behind her and choke her with one hand and pump the onahole with the other. Then make her cum twice, back to back, and enjoy hearing her squirm and whimper.

Probably stare with an erection, wanting to suck her but too awkward and shy to actually do it.

You know what I like about futa's? It's hard to tell when a chick is horny or has orgasmed but you always know when a futa is horny or cumming and if you kick em in the balls it hurts them as much as it'd hurt you.

I can identify with them on some level.

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Wow, thank you very much.

She looks like a child, and her dick's smaller than mine. I don't like that in a woman.
>"Sup faggot, the door was unlocked so I thought I'd invite myself in."

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>wanting a girl who talks like a fucking retard

N'aw.

>"wanting a girl who talks like a fucking retard"
>"uguu user wanna try my onahole senpai? ^^"

Never said that you hyperbolic turbo fag. I said I don't want a woman who talks like a fucking dude and a fucking trashy dude at that, I don't care if she has a cock and balls.

>newfag fell for it again
never fails

Am I faggot if this made me hard?

Some of us just don't like little girls. To each his own.

>take off clothes
>"Hey cutie, let big bro show you a trick"
>Put my dick in the other end
>"I call it 'The Milkshake Maker'"
>put my hand on her butt cheek and tug back and forth on the onahole with the other, our penis kissing and retracting with each push-pull.
>"The one who cums last has to drink up all the cream inside, babydoll. But since it's your first time we'll share it"

Messy makes some nice preggos.

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>not wanting a cute, innocent futa gf
The fuck is wrong with you mate?

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No, because it's hentai. Real life traps are nasty, mentally ill men that smell like shit. Futas are cute, soft, feminine girls with cocks.

I'd lick it up. Imagine the taste.

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Assert dominance by making her lick up her mess.

I wouldn't let it go to waste. Instead I'd jerk her off right after she finished climaxing.

I wonder what futa cum tastes like.

>her

Jesus you guys are gay

Hopefully sour cream, I can't get enough of that.

that thing is an abomination that deserves the rope

So are you. So are all of us. Quit spoiling the fun.

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Daily reminder of this board's current state

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Hot. In an originaI way.

actual newfags

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>tfw you were merely pretending to be retarded and they get troled epicly

heh.. :O)

I unironically wish biological females could have dicks, it'd be a lot more fun.

ask her if traps are gay

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>hot sour cream
Gross. I'd want it to taste sweet or like butter.

>little sister asks if she can sleep with you tonight
>wake up in the middle of the night to this
what do?

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Why is his little sister larger than him in terms of overall bodymass? Shouldn't a little sister be smaller?

thats what makes this scenarios so crazy

I'm not talking about penis, it's fine if she has a bigger dick than you (although I personally prefer it to be human-sized, what's the point of a dick you can't fit in your orifices?) but it seems odd that she'd be significantly taller/older looking.

>Butt-Fuck-Time.fag

Because futanari girls grow up to be much bigger than men.

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Wounder how the picture got in my room
2d is trash

Best possible opinion ITT

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>2d is trash
your shit taste is showing

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you're a good man user. i favorites all those

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Nah, it's the trickery of hentai/anime. They draw women and then add a penis

Do you also have the other ones translated from the same artist?

>Do you also have the other ones translated from the same artist?
Maybe I do.

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>what's the point of a dick you can't fit in your orifices?
Then just make it fit user

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Any more pleas

Origigigiggigii

Cry.

originally of course

>tfw this reply is the ultimate satire
It is you who are the newfags.

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sure
Why would you cry?

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Bend her over to fuck her butt.

Stand there with a hard-on until she notices me, but be too scared to do anything about it. Hopefully she'll take the lead and suck me, then we can cuddle together and have a nice post orgasm nap.

how do you know the replies to that post weren't also satire, so that some smug newfag outs after figuring out something so basic.

stare wistfully at the picture

I would bump this thread.