What's the absolute gayest thing you have done in your life, roboots?

Probably because right before that happened a girl had told me she wanted to have sex with me, and that left me with a raging boner that I desperately needed to satisfy. I guess it left him with a raging boner to as he was the one who started touching me.
That was a really weird, sexual day for me.

wore my old friends sisters clothes and got fucked by him in them we never spoke again afterwards ruined are relationship

Lmao suuuuure
oregini

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experiencing genuine grief over falling out with my first boyfriend, its been three years and I still can't shake that sinking feeling in my chest sometimes

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Lemme cum in ur butt fag

You just mad that nigga had a bigger dick than u

When me and my cousin we're about 8 or so we sucked each other and touched dicks and stuff. Now he's a straight normie and I'm a gay virgin.

How is experience grief more gay than having a bf.

Oh and I guess cuddling with an 18yo I met off tinder and making out with him counts as pretty gay too.

You gonna greentext it or what? Like how does this even happen?

I'm not saying I got to do it lol she avoided me like hell after that. And I was too pussy to ask her about it

I don't know, sex and relationship didn't feel weird but now that I'm alone and heartbroken I feel like a big gay dumb idiot, you know?

Yea, feeling that way isnt the gayest thing you have done though. Have you tried doing anything to move on?

I left the country by self-imposed exile, working a job and studying but I don't know how to do that. It goes away and comes back just as intensely as it ever was, but there was a lot of complicated circumstances in the breakup having to do with friends so that might be why it fucked me up so bad.

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I was manipulating a polfag to become a sissy and take HRT (I hate HRT pushers and trannies but he was a polfag).

So I pretended to E date him for ages making him turn into a faggot and then I fapped on discord voice chat and let him hear it and that was really gay but it was part of my plan.
He ended up getting scared away when I
told him to stream his suicide after he made some comment.
thought I was trying to get him to him to kill himself.

but yeah that was pretty gay

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Wore sisters panties and jerked of in the mirror

you're terrible, why would you do this?

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Wow wft man, even if he was a Poltard you gotta feel sorry for easily manipulated he is.

kissed my friend out of sheer relief when we finally defeated those women at the top of the hill in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks on Xbox

I ate my own semen and masturbated for older men on skype for internet points.

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>I ate my own semen and masturbated for older men on skype for internet points.
>not doing it for cash
Retard

I had a gay roommate who was usually really cool but whenever he got drunk he would confess his crush on me and beg me to put my dick in his butt. I would always just act like he was joking and not make a big deal about it so it wouldn't be awkward when he sobers up. On night he was feeling really down and drinking heavily because he got stood up or something. My girlfriend asked me to please do something cheer him up because he was being a whiny bitch and ruining the party. I said I would go have a guy to guy talk with him in private to at least keep him away from our guest. I dragged him to my room, shut the door and flopped him on the bed. I Pullled his pants down and fucked him. He passed out at some point so after I finished I tucked him in and went back to the party.

Then you learn about anal masturbation and you never get off of that high.
Seriously I could fuck my ass all day if it wasn't for it getting sore and my arm weakening after a few hours.

>And I was too pussy to ask her about it
About what?

fell in love with my (male) friend

I go on omegle and get off to the thought of guys getting off to me

Daily reminder anime posters of r9k are fucking psychopaths

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Why would I ask for cash from my internet friends?

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About the whole sex thing.
Was talking about this

When I was 14 I met up with a much older guy, probably in his 30s. I blew him and he fucked my butt without a condom and finished in my mouth. We didn't kiss tho.

>you're terrible, why would you do this?
broken brain and boredom.
I wanted to see if I could, I dont like poltards so I wanted to fuck with him.
>Wow wft man, even if he was a Poltard you gotta feel sorry for easily manipulated he is.
Yeah man, but a lot of poltards are dumb and dont understand the ethos behind the rhetoric they read.
fuck poltards man.
they shit up R9K
>Daily reminder anime posters of r9k are fucking psychopaths
1. technically sociopath and I fuck with trannies as well I hate them
2. I knew that aero faggot before any of that shit happened and it wasnt his harem but a guy called James.
James was the brains, but most people do not know this.

I am trying to change so I do not manipulate people now BTW.

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Been fucked by two guys at once...? Sounded a guy.

>Walking down street with male "friend"
>Accidentally touch hands

Literally got assfucked by a trap

Sucked 5 dicks

Had my face jizzed on

Solid Wednesday night in my book

Omfg post pics of yourself in pretty dresses please

I jacked off on webcam for a gay dude, I managed to bully him into giving me some money though

I 69ed with a crossdresser

>blowjob at age 8

Fuck off chad

>he hasnt mounted a dildo on the end of a reciprocating saw on a shelf or wall for hours of prostate throttling

Fucking amateur

>TFW no loli shota cumguzzling BF

Feels bad man

I jacked off with a guy on video chat on snapchat.

>few weeks ago
>I feel horny
>there is a porn shop some 5 minutes from my appartment
>go there to buy some toy that I'll probably will throw away after 2 days
>when I arrive I notice they have a cinema
>never been in a porn cinema
>decide to inquire the store clerk about the cinema
>he tells me people under 25 can visit for free
>only have to buy a single condom
>decide to go on adventure today
>buy condom, enter cinema
>when I enter some guyvis already jacking off
>did not expect this, thought I would be alone
>after 10 minutes of just sitting there I notice a door
>intressed is peaked, decide to explore
>it leads to a narrow halway
>when I walk through it I notice there are glory holes cut out in one of the panels
>try to look into them, no one is in there
>decide to keep om pushing till the end of the hallway
>when I go through the next door I enter the gay domain
>ofcourse some other faggot is sitting there jerking off
>decide to watch the porn for a bit, never seen gayporn
>you never know, maybe I've been missing out all this time
>after a few strokes my boner just disapears completely
>gay porn doesn't do anything for me
>time to leave this place, I feel bad about coming here
>when I walk back through the hallway I pass the glory holes again
>notice movement
>boner reactivated
>carefully unzip my dick
>put the condom on and stick it through the hole
>glory ensues
>after what felt like 5 minutes I cum pretty hard
>wipe my dick clean
>some faggot comes walking from behind the glory holes
>we make eye contact
>shit was awkward as fuck
>I speedwalk out of the porn store, take the back exit
>not supposed to do this but fuck it
>alarm goes off, here some guy yell at me
>I've already dissapeared into the night

The first gay blowjob I ever had, never going to do shit like that again, I still feel so dirty about it.

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yeah they just stop loving you after you get dependent enough on them huh. i think about this dude that broke up with me every fucking day
but did you like it? hmmm
yo can someone pleaSe explain what the fuck is happening in that image

Probably sucking my friends dick in high school. I told my friends I was bicurious and then my black friend kept talking up his great genes to me, wasn't even a BBC, I was bigger than him.

holy fuck dude I hope thats real omg man
jesus

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Got fucked in the ass and also sucked a dick. I'm straight but I wish I was gay cause my luck with women is terrible, but you can't just become gay. It was fucking disgusting.

>yo can someone pleaSe explain what the fuck is happening in that image

>gunjy starts a server
>james joins
>he becomes admin
>gunjy allowed trannies and females i didnt know better than
>james is a pedophile and shows me he is pink pilling some 14?yo kid but I ant no snitch
>wants to set up some way to share filesusing my server and I say no as no cp
>aero joins
>a guy called richard pays him $40 to see aero fuck his ass on cam
>aero and james start dating
>james wants aero to be mod
>i ban aero for being a whiny faggot because he banned "transphobes"
>pic related
>james gets pissed off and uses my normalfag super active server to launch his trap harem with aero
>they spam as in fill the board with dicks and gay shit for ages
>people i knew doxx aero or help doxx aero
>shit got shut down
fun fact
>people who doxx aero become his friend
>these are edgelords
>someone tells me they want to kill themselves
>i ask him to stream and try set up a stream discord server and shit
>the edgy kids were just fags larping
>they bitch at me and shit and try expose me for encouraging suicide with screen shots on r9k
>discord bans me
fuck that gay shit

basically these fags tried to reiko people but for real.
so gay man, holy fuck

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Had a bunch of dudes fuck me when I was like 12 and craigslist was a thing

>thought I was trans when I was 16-17
>start cross dressing
>be passable because asian
>thought trans mean you were automatically gay
>meet old guys in website like craiglist
>they would fuck me and pay me.

I hate to say it but yeah that actually happend.
That week I actually thought I was bi for 3 days.
I'm back to normal now.
Social isolation is a bitch, fucks with your mind

>Social isolation is a bitch, fucks with your mind
dude im hikikomori, im socially isolated for years I cant even go out to be a fag.

im sorry taht happened, I saved it as a pasta

I fucked a guy.

On the astronomical small chance it's you I still hate you hannah and your breath smelled weird

Yet here you are now being the biggest fag in this thread. There are people in this thread that have swallowed cum yet you are a bigger fag than them.

Im friends with a gay guy, we play togetherl, we're both really good.
But he keeps sending everyone rat gay porn, yes you hear me right rat porn, he collects all that rule34 rats, racoons fucking he is a fucking zoophile, often spergs out with his mating sounds, i don't feel quite sane around him.

I own a dildo and used to steal my sister's clothes to crossdress in them

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I tried to suck my own cock when i was like 16. I wanted a blowjob so badly...
It was disgusting tho...

have you gotten one
Extrawordsforsirobot

>Yet here you are now being the biggest fag in this thread.
come on desu desu, no need to be a meani weenie.
>I tried to suck my own cock when i was like 16.
taht isnt gay, everyone does that

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watched sissy hypno to see if i enjoyed it, fingered my ass because it told me to and came. i enjoyed the prostate orgasm, didnt really need the sissy stuff

I dont know user, i felt pretty gay with a cock in my mouth

I feel sorry for his parents. Imagine seeing the results of your botched job of raising a kid.

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Rimmed an asian dude. Regretted it ever since.

sucked off a tranny

nice, gonna do that pretty soon

I think we all need a long term break from porn lads

Sucked my own dick, wanked and jizzed in my mouth. I think I jizzed in my face once too.

And the thing is, I really liked to suck my cock, not to get it sucked. But I don't define myself as gay, I'm not attracted to males, I'mm full hetero except the idea of sucking a dick (but not the man attached to it) might turn me on.

>I feel sorry for his parents. Imagine seeing the results of your botched job of raising a kid.

Yeah man, pretty sad.
but worth it because fuck poltards

Cant get any gayer than that. And this is coming from a girl(m) who gets wet from sucking on a dildo

Just jerking off to gay porn and fingered my ass wearing a Hello Kitty shirt, really wanna get fucked by some thugs.

Used to pit on my Mom's underwear and used to stuff the bra to imagine bigger boobs when I was a kid. No idea why though.

Got fugged in a hotel room by a friend during my phase of wanting to be a girl (there were three other guys in the room, one was sleeping on the floor, none of them noticed).

He's now straight chad, I'm a straight virgin with occasional sissy thoughts.

Y'all niggers need help, being gay, and doing gay things is not healthy.

>be me
>degenerate tranny
>been on female hormones for 9 months but haven't told anyone
>already looked androgynous beforehand but HRT and longer hair made me into a cute trap
>Chad friend from childhood recently came out as bi
>started complementing me when we hung out, which felt weird to me because I'd never been complimented on my looks before in a sexual way
>he asked if I'd suck his dick cause I look like a girl
>whynot.jpg
>he pushes my head down the whole time making me gag and cry
>i guess he realised I was a tranny at some point because he called me a good girl after he came

having a cute boyfriend, sucking his dick, probably gonna have sex soon

just take the gay pill, is not that hard

see you later virgins

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My car broke down last week when i had to travel out of state. It was getting dark, it was raining, and i was stuck.
A truck driver saw me and offered to look at my car. Car needed repairs so he offered to take me to a nearby mechanic about 12 miles away. I stupidly asked if there was anything i could do to thank him and he jokingly said It would be nice to get a blowjob.
So he pulled off to the side of the road and we went back into his sleeper and he dropped his pants for me.

Rolled back my dad's forskin..

That depends, if we're talking about unconcious physical actions, then letting someone play with my dick and balls, letting him suck my dick, me sucking his dick, me playing with his ass, and us doing a lot of kinky stuff that was mostly humiliation stuff and sub/dom stuff.
If things only counts if i knew what i was doing, then i guess that ERP.

Getting very close to gay sex about 2 years ago, felt good but i'm trying to stop gayness as its just a result of autism and domineering mother/pushover father

I've unironically sucked a tranny's dick but kissing a guy is too far man, you're a faggot

>Says "poltard" 36 times in 2 posts
Obsessed

Got fucked by a BBC yesterday.

>eat pussy
>no boner
>suck dick
>boner
am i gay bros?

fucked a 61 year old man off grindr
went off to fuck a prostitute a few months later to properly lose my virginity and thinking how old man ass felt better than roastie milf pussy

Sometimes i jerk off to cum tribute videos

How did they not notice
Where did you meet him? Are you passable? Can you greentext the whole thing?

that one grindr date where I showed up to his dark apartment, walked straight to the bedroom, took off my clothes and sucked his dick and ate ass until he came on me and told me to leave. I was on a road trip and nobody knows.. I had panties on too. Fuck this gay life (it was pretty fun tho).

The dick is a part of the man and while maybe not fully gay how deluded can you be to think you are fully hetero. Lol just admit you are half a fag

Reminder being gay is a sin and Jesus weeps for you. Repent.

How can you live with yourself knowing another man has dominated you, made you his bitch, and used your holes to pleasure himself. I guess we are all wired differently but it seems so disgraceful id probably have to an hero