School Shooter Achievements

>Hero
Commit suicide before the cops show up

>crimestopper
shoot up a black school

>Equality- kill an equal amount of males and females
>Youre not the boss of me now- Kill all your teachers
>and you're not so big- kill the quarterback of the football team
>Smokin' Sick Style!!! - taunt in between each kill
this is fun

>certified halal
shout "allahu akbar" while firing.

>Hard Boiled
Get two kills while sliding down a banister
>Garbage Day!
Shoot a faculty member taking out the trash
>That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man
Kill a white Russian exchange student
>Kill her, Mommy!
Equip the Hockey Mask
>Rock Opera
Kill a choir member using a rock
>The Who?
Complete run without naming your character
>Deck The Halls
Equip the Santa Suit

>nothing personal
shoot-up a school that you are not associated with

>Bull in a China Shop
Cause as much collateral damage as possible

>Nice guys finish last
Off yourself after you are done

>Rock the Casbah
Kill only sand niggers

>Battle Wounds-Survive an encounter with the first wave of law enforcement
>Special Forces-Convince one spec. Ed. Student to join in
>Burning Love-Burn down the Prom Building, while barring every means of escape

>High Achiever
Get the new high score

>Victory royal- Leave no one standing

>akame gat killed
Kill an asian girl
> saber saber
Kill a set of twins with a knife
>chungus fungus
Shoot a fat kid in the stomach
>titanite shard
Use a dismembered students limbs as a weapon

>Long live the King
Shot the chad in both legs, then kick his head and finish him

>a thousand angry bees
Use an automatic .22
>a little ingenuity
Jury rig a Glock slide onto a P320 frame and load with a P+ bullet, then throw
>triple the fun
Use a triple barrel shotgun
>you'll shoot your school up kid
Use only a Red Ryder BB gun
>favela fella
Make your own shitty gun from scratch and use it
>I'm gonna make Hastings look like a fucking joke
Shoot up a British school with black powder guns acquired from France

Of course when I delete my school shooter achievements .txt file, this thread shows up.

Fucking fantastic.

>better than columbine
Detonate an explosive
>It's dirty, but it's my job
Defeat the janitor secret boss

someone should make an actual video game out of this like some weird combination of Hatred and Yandere Simulator

there was a shitty columbine flash game on newgrounds I used to play when I was little. besides that there's not much else

>Transstrasserism is NOT a meme ideology
Kill all the cisgendered, Jewish, and bourgeois students

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>Clown down
Kill all queers, commies and blacks in your class

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>Demolition man
Use explosives to destroy at least 35% of a building
>Last man standing
Escape

>well documented
Use gopro and live stream in hq
>Turner diaries
Write a manifesto
>from dusk till dawn
Attack after school event

>Coulrophobia
Commit the act in an evil clown suit
>Lv. 100 Mafia Boss
Kill at least 10 people in broad daylight without dying or being convicted for murder.

>mfw the old guard of r9k is completely gone and got replaced with braindead kids from reddit/pol who think that they're robots because they're afraid of tyrone in school

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>steam on fedora
>but hurt about the word nigger
hello r/v/

>is surprised by racism on Jow Forums
kek how new are you?
back to plebbit you go

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>smackdown
score a kill without the use of ammunition
>salt the wound
force a chad to witness the death of his gf before killing him
>smoked out
pull the fire alarm before shooting
>feedback report
kill a teacher or senior staff member
>lights out
remove two eyeballs from a single victim

>Twinkie the kid
Gib a fat student's stomach so their fat spills out visibly.

>Of Spergs and Men
Approach autistic kid and tell him he can leave, then shoot him in the back.

>Dinner and a show
Succesfully get away with raping a girl during your rampage (must penetrate and reach ejaculation)

>You fight like a girl!
Destroy a testicle with gunfire

>Thank you and goodnight
Use up all of your munitions and then jump to your death off the school roof

>What Vodka couldn't
Snipe a police officer from a school window (Must result in kill)

>Scarface
Carry out your rampage on cocaine, sustain at least one bullet from Security or Police

>Dude, nothing personal
Carry out your rampage while DUDE WEED

>TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND
25 or more kills

>Should have stayed on Jow Forums
Less than 2 kills and stopped by police

>It's like you never left
Stopped by students

>It's like you're one of the bad boys
Stopped by teacher

>Y-you too
Realize you can't handle what you got into after you start shooting and shit yourself

>I was here first!
Killed by another student with a gun

>Just fuck me up senpai
Play a Moonman song over intercom while you carry out your rampage, and then get arrested

>Buzzkill
Have the music you're playing over the school intercom interrupted by a staff member

>Twitch
Stream your rampage to facebook from your phone

>The last thing they see
Get into the school's remote desktop program and use it to display CP on all the computers in the school

>Out with a bang
Get killed while raping a student, while still inside them.

>Two'fer
Get a student killed by police gunfire while using them as human shield

>Next of kin
Get a student to video call their parent or guardian (facetime or otherwise) before shooting them in the head

>The third nuke
Carry out your rampage dressed as a girl from the Anime of your choice, and get 25+ kills

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