Well robuts?

I wouldn't want to put my mouth down there, but as long as she's fine with it, I'd be okay with it too. If, of course, we could do it without leaving a mess.

I honestly have no idea what the fuck happens in human females during a period. Don't they also eject an egg like a chicken does?

Let me get my jimmy hat.

Yes, yes they do. Get that skillet ready cause you're going to be making fritatas.

Actually the eggs you buy in the store are female cowtit eggs. Slave cowgirls lay them during their periods.

sorta. the uterine lining sheds because it wasn't inseminated. an egg pops out of the fallopian tubes (eggs are a limited resource and runout hence "biological clock is ticking") and lands in the lining waiting for a sperm. this happens every 28 days roughly. you need a female sex cell, the egg, and a male sex cell, the sperm, to make babby.

confucius say he who drink from red river gain eternal glory

yeah dude it's handy asf
one week a month free eggs for brekkie every morning is top tier

I couldn't care less desu and as she is more sensitive down there she enjoys it even more

how come we see so much skat porn, but never any period blood porn?

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Don't summon the beasts.

its a bit of a problem when it clots up but you just need to use lots of lube, preferably an oil but please ensure it doesn't cause irritation before application and most water based lubes are much better solutions be certain to use all white bedsheets

Get on your knees then...

if he won't fuck me while braving the red sea.... is he really a man?

btw its possible to inseminate a dumb fembot since likelihood is very low but sperm can potentially survive the flood and swim on to the finish line see here for bowser's attempt at the feat youtu.be/qOs69dpaPkE he mostly avoids the red flood but is not always successful but through endurance and commitment eventually crosses the finish line you've been warned

Put a bag over her ass with a hole to fuck her asshole.

more women need to be clued into this. my ex loved it.

I wish I could project speech bubbles in front of my face and block out the world forever

you fuck her anyways, and then you take a shower together, having her wash you from head to toe to cleanse you of her filth.

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I find it absolutely disgusting and anyone who has sex with a woman on a period is a degenerate.

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same, people who do it digust me. And I don't mind being fingered in the ass, eating ass, being pissed on etc, period sex is grim

sounds doable on paper, might be a different story in actuality.

Blood is good lube, let's go babe I'll shove them eggs back inside you with my red rocket.

Its not like most girls bleed non stop 24/7 during their p
Most have periods where they don't bleed much, and fucking them is ok
It does feel little different but as long as you are ok with little blood on your pp youll be fine
-chad

I wouldn't really mind that much but I would definitely do it in the hope she will have a favorable answer when I poke her butt next time.

>tfw 25 and dont even know what period is

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hang on..

Is she politely rejecting sex or asking if the guy is cool with it... argh never mind it says at the bottom of the pic.

I have both my "red wings" and don't recommend doing either. However i will do it again because im a sadistic cunt.

Not all days of it

Aren't there birth control methods that prevent or block periods? Tbqhwyf I'd prefer if my theoretical gf was on something like that, I have interest in childeren so I wouldn't give a shit if it hurt her fertility

*no interest in children

hormonal IUD can but not always
best method: uterine amputation
male version: chop your balls off

>taking a break from Sex ever
>especially due to something inane like a period
Lol no, I'd even eat her out if she let me.