/r9gay/ - #587

another lonely weekend approaches edition

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Fuck Goro Akechi.

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>tfw no bf to watch movies with all day

>tfw no bf to take me to the movies, pay for my ticket and popcorn, and watch the new DBZ movie or something better.

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>tfw supposed to be productive at work
>tfw can't do anything but feel bad
Hmphf, what will you guys do today?

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I'm pulling a all nighter. What's your job and what makes you happy?

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IT.
Having someone who loves me and wants to be with me.

Getting fucked by a girl is really not the same. A man fucking you does it to feel good and is directly stimulated, you can feel all his fever and lust with each thrust, it's also a completely natural movement for us whereas a girl would only do it awkwardly and to please you, with the not so farfetched idea "ugh I wish my bf was a strong alpha male and not a little effeminate slut that won't provide security and doesn't force me around" in the back of her head, while a bf would gladly take this strong manly figure instead of poorly imitate it with unnatural acting.
I also don't think relationships with girls seeing you weak can last, since they can't see themselves with you as a reliable partner, husband and much less father.

But anyway, sexually speaking I fantasize and masturbate a lot about having sex with either random dudes or lovers, realistically speaking the latter appears as a much better choice but I've never find in my whole life any guy I'd see myself with.

Yeah I used to be a little homophobic back when I was a kid because it was the education I've received but nowadays, unless they're super gross old flamboyant gaypride obnoxious queers, I have absolutely nothing against gay people and I do consider myself a little gay anyway, nothing wrong with that in my mind.
But slutting around with guys from grindr seems like the least appealing choice to me, outside of any fantasy.

Pic related is the kind of dude I'd like, but slightly more fat and slightly less hairy.

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I have zero idea about what you do in your job. Is it literally
> "Hello internet no work"
> "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" ?

Do you really only like being loved and receiving attention?

No it is not.
No love is a two way thing but I noticed giving love without receiving it back hurts. So wouldn't mind a bit love until I see the person harbour genuinely like to me.

WHAT DO I DO IF I SEE A CUTE BOY AT MY JOB THIS IS NOT A DRILL PLEASE HELP

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Superkick him and pose on his body

fuck him retard

>something better
so, literally anything else?

/tv/ told me it was kino.

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first for a barabf
aren't you that one user from back then that came into /r9gay/ and said the pics that i posted piqued your interest? unless you're someone else

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I know that feeling. Can't deny the urge to do lewd things with a man. But I don't think you're gay unless you enjoy doing romantic stuff; such as cuddling, kissing, hand-holding, etc..Thinking about a guy more intimately than a friend is probably a sign of being at least somewhat gay. You don't need to label yourself though.

Different user here. I don't hate the idea of being gay, but I am seriously apprehensive about it because I don't want to get it wrong. I do have some inner-homophobia, but I know I can get over it, that is -if I truly am gay. I want to be sure of my sexuality, but it's difficult trying to rationalize my reasons for wanting a bf. How do I know I didn't just fool myself into being gay because porn turned me on, and some guys are kind of cute?
>too autistic to realize that a woman can just use a strap on since it wouldn't be much different from a dildo now
It's not the same and you know it.

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>talking to crush

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I'm sleeping right on the side of my straight friend in the sofa anons,

how do I hide the bonner when he wakes up?

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back facing him, curl up/lean forward to make a shield with your back.

>tfw no bf to hold while we sleep since the weather is getting even colder

Any lonely anons want to talk for a bit?

just cuddle up to him and play it off when you wake up

he could end up liking it

The more I try to hide it the harder it gets

>your ambivalence only makes my penis harder

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>tfw will never be a dad
It really really hurts bros.

My dad sucks. How would you be a good dad?

>"You make me happy! You're very nice."

t. cute boy who is 4000 miles away
Why do they torture me so

I was having a bad day. I miss you.

>want clingy guy to talk to all day
>know i would drive him insane because of my full time job
this is so lame how do people do this shit

Would a clingy bf want an equally clingy bf

>tfw no clingy bf that is clingy to me

damn... it's like a paradox...

I don't even want a girlfriend or a boyfriend. I'd like someone to talk to once a month.

tfw you like talking to people but aren't very good are conversations

wtf is wrong with me

Yeah my father sucked too, so did my mother. No one knows if they will be a good parents, you have to display it through actions. Do not mistake what I am saying as I would not be a good one, I understand I am not in the position for fatherhood at the moment, the future may be brighter in that aspect, however the whole gay thing does damp that down just a bit.

it's a skill that needs to be practiced and maintained

Unless it was a year ago or more, it's unlikely. I don't browse this board much lately due to the huge drop of quality these last few years.

>life is one long string of embarrassments
ha ha ha ha

>deardiary, i love shit on my dick and in my mouth.

I'm up mon
you still kickin?

amount of prison gay in these threads is shocking

People don't recognize your new picture, swedenanon, best go back.

Why exactly you say that?

good morning homos, how are you doing this fine morning? I only got like 3 hours of sleep but I didn't eat yesterday so didn't need much sleep anyway

>only 3 hours
why

lots of caffeine and forgot to eat

AET nao yum yum

I'm going to sleep right now.

>Tfw no cute bf to wake up next to
>Tfw no cute bf braaping under our sheets, blaming me and laughing

it's 2pm lmao why go to sleep now

I would be happy with a full time job bf to cling on to. It'd be okay if he's busy at times.
So no, a clingy bf not always wants an equally clingy bf.

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Who, what and huh?

be my bf then

originale

What's the point of staying awake?

I don't feel ready for a serious thing though user. It would end badly and hurt both of us. Sorry.

CHECKED
how long you gonna sleep?

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you probably live thousands of kilometres away anyway
i'll never find anyone to relate to on this fucking rock

Probably 4-6 hours. Then it's another lonely Friday night here. I hope you have a great day!

>you probably live thousands of kilometres away anyway
probably
>i'll never find anyone to relate to on this fucking rock
don't give up yet user. I'm sure you can find someone to relate to and potentially love.

Are you anywhere that isn't L O N D O N ?

wow, pay for your ticket and popcorn? not very progressive man, red flag

Where's my extremely depressed but you wouldn't know it alcoholic shut-in NEET bf who I can play online card games and snuggle with all day?

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thank you
yes

Good enough for me user when do we become bfs

Likewise~
Dream of butterflies user, let no nightmare taint your sleep!

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I thought Im the only person who wants that

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That's basically a friend

>bf
a friend, you mean
what is the point of such relationship anyway

you guys are bullies.
shame!
you scared away my bf.

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>tfw bored in work
>tfw no bf to message me cute things
>tfw no bf to look forward to kissing when I come home

sad

>tfw iktf very well and hate it

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>have to come up with things to daydream about for 8 hours every day so I don't get depressed at work

So I was not alone with this

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I do this too. Thankfully I have a good imagination, almost feels real sometimes.

>work
haha reminds me of peon kun

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im still here be my bg

IMAGINE actually being in love ahahahahaha

SIMON
IT'S TIME
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I saw your post user. I be your bf(bg) give discord.
dont let me die lonely.

What happened user?

VIP

>go on one (1) date with a guy
>fall in love
HOW DO I STOP DOING THIS

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Good morning, silly homos!

hey good morning, what's going on?

>tfw ignored by delete user
why cruel delete user, why?

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call the rape gangsta squad

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Not much. It is pretty cold, so I am going to take a shower. I do not have plans for after that, though.

that guy in the middle isn't white enough for me to enjoy this

>he doesn't shower b4 sleep
Take a cold shower.
I mostly take cold showers.

mtg?
or other card games

>cold showers
That's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg

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that feeling when you got 3 people who actually add you on kik/discord and when you just say "hello" "and how are doing?" i get ghosted.

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maybe they were insecure user?
things like that happen.

i guess they are indeed user, no worries tho

lol what are you thinking that i'm implying?
regardless i was just sharing

Nothing, I just hate cold showers a lot lmao

I'm sorry, user. That's always gonna happen a lot though with online services for talking to people, a lot of people just want one thing because they can't make connections with people.

How about a cold breeze?
Or would you rather be HOT and SWEATY?

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well it sucks, but im gonna stay hopefull and maybe ill find someone who wants to talk and stuff!

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I'd talk to you user. If you want that of course.

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>How about a cold breeze?
Very nice! I love it
>Or would you rather be HOT and SWEATY?
ewww no

i would be honored