/britfeel/

>just drifting off to sleep after a hard night of NEETing
>brother starts hammering furniture

I will be returning the favor tonight lads.

would you be able to take the rifle home? I don't see the point otherwise

I think its from suicidal tendencies

Or descendents, one of those definitely

I don't think I've listened to a new song for 3 or 4 years now

Morning lads, god i hate waking up this late. Whats everyone doing today?

Watching Tennis aussie open

Gotta get my tyres resealed and balanced, gonna cost 48 bong, then some shopping

That's what concerns me, it's not entirely clear. In theory if you have a legal guncase and firearm license you should be able to

Just heard this on a radio station my dad listens too (might have been radio 2) youtube.com/watch?v=or3U2rXxvQw

Still seems pretty current and new in my mind, does that mean we're getting older? Like when you used to see 20 somethings listening to 80s songs as that was popular when they were young.

20 somthings listen to 90s music 30 somthings listen to 80s

oh god oh fuck, a lass I used to live with has moved back to my city and she sent me this. Haven't seen her in a couple years, does she want to fuck? I'm not normie enough for these kinds of situations

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I meant when I was growing up in the 90's I would see people in their 20's going on about how they remember when all these 80's songs were released and how fast time had gone.

Do you seriously think the social rejects that frequent this general are able to give sound advice on girls lad

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Lad, pls. It doesn't get any more obvious than this.

Unless she sent it to you by mistake...

Where do you find you regular hookers, lads?

You're just her last option, she already messaged several people before resorting to contacting you. She'll ditch you as soon as someone more preferable comes along.

at the regular hooker shop wahewy

Not on r9k but theres always a lot of girl discussion in britfeel so I'm thinking someone with more experience than me can give me advice
I don't think so because we were talking before those messages, there was another a couple before suggesting we need to get pissed soon
But can I still smash?

My mums phone contacts.

>But can I still smash?
No, you're just someone to entertain her for a few hours. A friend in the friendzone.

Lad a girl doesn't tell you come over and get drunk if she doesn't want to fuck.

Is she stunnin lad?

She wants you to go to her place and have drinks.
I fucking WISH I ever got such an obvious message.

Haha one of thee guys in the porn banner ads willy looked like a hot dog pinging out of his trousers

I've lurked this general for several years and the only regular "girl talk" I've seen concerns escorts

Snow in 10 minutes lads!

playing vidya till 3 ish then going to have some stew, then have some cider and lager then go to bed
having a quick smoke break to perk myself up, been up 21 hours, the last 10 i've been playing euro truck sim been loving the vinyl 60's 70's and 80's radio on it
youtube.com/watch?v=uyTVyCp7xrw

Maybe lad maybe
Fuck I'm nervous now lads, I'm still a virgin
My mates always seemed to think so whenever they seen her when they came round. Would always crack jokes about how fit she is. She's well out of my league anyways

I was at a pub a few days ago and the qt bartender rubbed my hair/head like i was a dog/little boy and I got a big stiffy!

>mates
>fit girls
Time for me to go to bed and fantasise about this being my life nanight chad x

boogie time lads
youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Really hate this song

Judge it on her appearance lad. If you come over and she's sat in an old hoody with her hair in a mess, you're friendzoned as fuck. If she's put effort in with some makeup etc then get ready to fug

I got a stiffy and rubbed money all over my cock then paid a female cashier with it in the shop.

What if her bf is there too?

any lads here have tattoos? i was thinking of getting one but im still unsure of what to actually get

>inb4 reeeeee tattoos a shit

Tattoos are shit, don't get one lad.

aye on my forearm and I hate it because I got it done when I was 18.

Get a nice cock on your ass lad.

What. For fucks sake, shouldn't this be something you mention earlier.

Think I'm going to cancel and tell her I'm busy tbqh lads, anxious as fuck now

Then get ready to clean him off after he's pounded her senseless

Get a tattoo of a willy, lad.

Yeah that would be best lad, she just wants to use you.

Just fucking go. What else are you going to be doing. You may as well.
You'll regret not going.

>Ace Combat 7 is still not out for delivery
Fucking Amazon cunts

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Got black printer ink all over my hands lads looks like I'm turning black!

forgot to originally ask you what you was doin?

Going to sleep, nighty night!

im in the mood to play minecraft
any servers?

Time for bed lids. Sweet dreams to the night guard lads x

biding my time for pizza and cider @ 1pm

>the night guard
Looking back at your posts overnight & it seems you lot can largely ignore Poley and not reply to him, an egg which cannot be cracked by the day lot.

today is a bad day.
today I am handing my ex's stuff back which she left at mine, bagged it all up yesterday. I know it's going to break me actually seeing her. then later on in the afternoon I have to hand my motorcycle of seven years over to a stranger for cash which I need to settle debts.

I don't often think about killing myself, but the option seems a preferable one today.

>all these lads going to bed at 9/10am

Sort your fucking lives out

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>tfw your sleeping pattern is so shite you eventually go completely around the clock and get a normal sleeping pattern

sorry to hear this lad, its gonna be a tough day. at least you know tomorrow can only be better.

You too lad, tfw I fell asleep after wanking at like 3am or something and woke not long ago. Wanted to go to bed around 9am because I'm in work tonight. Need to tire myself out somehow.

or it could be way worse for him lad you don't know that

Im pretty much of the opinion that ignoring attention seeking trip cunts and just general irl people I dislike is the best way.
I work night shift so suck a fart out my arse x
Go swimmin

>Single and debt free

Opportunities ahead lad

>complaining about having to pay back debts

Maybe next time don't get into so much debt.

Night still up but think I've smoke a wee doobie then fall asleep watching trek

>sitting having a wank
>porn up on the monitor that luckily in this case faces away from the door
>about to cum
>see movement out the corner of my eye
>hear "well someones energetic this morning"
>my dads standing there laughing at me

how has your morning been lads

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>tfw wake each day at 2-4am
feels good m80s, total neet too but not for long this productivity is leading me to all time highs

Lock your fucking door, that's rule number 1. How can it be this hard to avoid getting caught?

Had that happen once before

Not him but not every bedroom door has a lock, mine doesn't but my parents have the decency to knock like a normal person

why are you wanking with the door open?

REEE It better not come at 9pm

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>There is someone out there that would actually do this unironically
Fuck time to buy some gloves when i'm at work.

Then if you don't have a lock, wank in the bathroom or something or only do it at night. You're playing with fire wanking when family could burst in at any minute

dont have a lock lad but its getting bought today

it was shut but you can open my door really fucking quietly

It's really not worth thinking like this because pretty much every single surface you touch probably has fecal matter on it. Every door, every pin number pad, every stair railing.

Lmao what were you wanking too lad? Hopefully nothing too weird

lesbians eating arse

Ah not so bad then, least it wasn't trannies or piss

Rate my kitchen

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Isn't this game a rail shooter? You should just buy Elite Dangerous

I hope it doesn't arrive and the disc is shattered to pieces so you can't play it
I'm sure it won't be

Looks like the kitchen of a greasy spoon that primarily serves food to lorry drivers.

>that wall
>those manky and almost certainly unsafe sockets

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Cleanse it with fire.

That's actually what it is

>rail shooter
no lad not at all
youtube.com/watch?v=sgvHQSdW0LU
Better not lad, I've waited 12 years for another proper Ace Combat game

Bloody clever me arent I lad.

right I've had enough of work
please sack me boss

Just quit, lad. Have a few months off. Then kys so you don't have to ever work.

just got sacked from my 3.70 an hour apprenticeship ("""software development""" aka 10% fucking about in HTML and CSS 90% pointless admin tasks someone else should be doing), i have piece of shit A Levels in economics, computing and maths and a few thousand quid saved up, what are my options other than going back to re-fail my A Levels or going to Bolton Uni