Why don't you just get a granny gf? They are sweet and sexy, they will love an ugly shy boy in his 20s.
My granny gf is only 50, she fed me cookies, then took my virginity.
Why don't you just get a granny gf? They are sweet and sexy, they will love an ugly shy boy in his 20s
Kayden Jenkins
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James Peterson
Provide pics you filthy nigger
Sebastian Edwards
A 30-40 year old milf sounds better, thanks.
Jace Torres
30-40 still a thot, only grannies are woke enough to appreciate nice guys.
Caleb Mitchell
because at that point you're just fucking your mom.
Jonathan Morris
>he thinks he's the one fucking grannies, and not grannies fishing for young boys to sate their libido after fucking thousands of men in their lifetimes
Luis Lee
wouldn't granny prefer big pp over small virgin pp?
Jason Morgan
Depends on a granny, mine was married 4 times, doubt she had much time for some random guys in between. Before meeting me she'd even have sex only with her ex once a month.
>fishing for young boys to sate their libido
I asked her for it, begged almost, told her the sad incel story of mine. I want to sate granny libido.
And?
Mine is roughly 6 inches and granny liked it.
Jeremiah Turner
At that age she's between sexual prime and grandma, so she still has her stamina but won't have anywhere else to go if she fucks around. I'll also take a thot if she's a loyal thot.
Grannies are woke enough to not give a fuck about anyone, they just want some fun and don't care about you.
Also, are you trying to pull the nice guy card on a thread about fucking grannies? Nice one.
Xavier Walker
>still has her stamina
Grandmas have tons of stamina when it comes to sex, just ask a guy who exclusively fucks granma and films porn where they are in freaky positions, he ass fucked one in a pool while pulling her head into the water.
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>Grannies are woke enough to not give a fuck about anyone, they just want some fun and don't care about you.
Lies grannies are caring.
>Also, are you trying to pull the nice guy card on a thread about fucking grannies? Nice one.
What's not nice about fucking a granny? You should obviously not fuck other grannies if your granny doesn't want it like mine does.
Chase Martin
>won't have anywhere else to go if she fucks around
Pffff yeah
The fucking middle aged men are all over my granny, I know because we work together and see it.
>I'll also take a thot if she's a loyal thot.
A thot is not loyal by definition, she is after your looks, money or whatever, not your soul like grannies are.
Kayden Perry
This is the ideal female body, you may not like it, but this is what peak mommy looks like.
Jose Hughes
gr8, where do I find one?
John Torres
Parks, grocery stores, public transport
These fucking grannies are everywhere
Andrew Perez
how do you approach them?
"hey mam would you like to take my virginity?"
Nolan Gomez
Say hello, they talk about weather or something. Just act like you need to speak with someone.
The virginity part comes when she asks when you'll marry.
Nicholas Bennett
Also, ask first if she has any friends willing to help first, then "I'm thinking maybe I should ask you to help". Ask it when you are drinking tea at her place or something, just not on first day.
Charles Jones
are you public, do you go out in public, or relation is strictly inside of 4 walls?
Nicholas Anderson
I want it to go public, we've been FWB until now, but I'm done hitting on young girls after fugging one and will settle for the granny, just need her to realize it's best I marry her than some thot like she wants.
>mfw coworker granny hears my story about breaking with young girl and says I should hit on my granny
Told her we are already together, now I want to tell everyone.
Thomas Sullivan
I wish I had a granny gf.
Blake Ortiz
It's super easy it will make you feel great about yourself too, when I as much as fap to grannies I look a lot better in the mirror. I haven't fucked my granny yet(will in few days), she just did a handie at work, but I fucked a young fatty and making a woman enjoy sex makes you feel incredible about yourself even if it wasn't that fun for you, think it will be fun with granny though.