Has your mom seen your dick since you've been an adult?

Has your mom seen your dick since you've been an adult?

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>tfw literally not a single person has seen my dick since I was small child

t. 31 year old virgin

Yes of course she has, we still live together and only have one bathroom

Bathroom doesn't have a lock?

She was locked out of the house and I didn't hear the doorbell... so she walked around the side to knock on my window while I was beating my meat.

Not sure how much she saw but probably enough. We never talked about it though.

Not really, but your mom has.

We don't lock it, plus sometimes I may be in the shower and she needs something or she is showering and I have to pee

>sometimes I may be in the shower and she needs something
why don't you give her the dick?

if this is a regular occurrence she's probably trying to see your meat dude

do you think she got a good view of your penis?

I got nearly caught by both of my parents a few times.

I don't know why but I fantasize about peeing in front of of other people's cute moms when I fap

to add to this, I fantasize about peeing in front of my friend's mom and her watching the whole thing, especially when the stream is done when I pull my skin forward to get the last drop out. I also like the idea of peeing together with a cute milf

Seen, held it too. No incest just pretty close and open with each other.

why did she hold your penis?

She sometimes grabs it for a laugh or to appreciate it. It's weird but it's never gotten sexual.

how does she hold it, exactly? are you uncut or cut?

Depends on the context she is grabbing it, might just go for a playful wiggle or a bit of a tug back and forth, might be she just holds it or the balls for a bit to "get a feel". Whether she's joking around or if she's acting appreciative. I'm uncut. When I say sometimes she does this though it's not often.

it's just mom and son joking around
my mom used to kiss it and lick it when i was a child

Well she's never done that much but I'm also not a kid anymore. Pretty weird but we've always just been this close and it's both ways, neither of us mind for example being naked around each other. Not that it happens often but like getting out of the shower or something? No scramble to cover up or anything.

is your name oedipus by any chance

how old is your mom? what is your nationality?

and nice, does she pull back your foreskin ever?

Har har

Late 30s. Both white, US. She's pulled it back when giving it a tug yes.

Embarrassingly.. yes. I was probably about 19 at the time and a bit hungover so i wasn't as careful as i usually would be jerking off. To be honest i forgot there was anyone even in the house still so i was on my bed looking at porn on my phone jerking off and she barged in trying to get fresh towels or some shit (cause the airing cupboard is in my room). I just kinda froze and so did she, then after a looooong time which was probably just a fraction of a second in reality i shoved my phone under the covers and pulled the duvet over me. Then she said, well hold on a second, don't think you can just get away with watching porn in my house and she pulled the covers off me. What a dirty boy ive raised, i guess i'll have to help you, it is a mommies job after all and i cant have you chasing girls without knowing what a real orgasm feels like. She grabbed my cock and slipped it into her mouth grazing her tits against me as it went in, then she went to fucking town on my noodle, put it in her poodle and thats how i became the fresh prince of belair.

has she ever seen your boner? do you ever casually pee around each other?

what color is her hair?

holy original shit i thought i was the only one

Part of when she's joking is towards morning wood so yes. Might pee with the door open and/or talk but not like we're in the toilet together. She's brunette.

Ah yes classic mother son behavior

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can I see what your dick looks like (for science)?

Gonna say nope to that

lame.

has your mom ever complimented your dick?

my mom saw me jerking off a couple times in the middle of the night cause I'd be fapping and not realize the door is open. She never said anything about it though... my dick looks like OP'S but longer. My doctor whos a milf seemed to like it she was like "oh" when I pulled it out, and asked if it was always this long

I get so turned on when women (not my own family) watch me pee, it gives me an amazing rush

if you're peeing in front of your mom, what position should you have your foreskin in? are you supposed to have it forward, pulled back, or half cocked?

I would just keep it in the normal position I have it when I pee (right behind the hole)

I would pull it back all the way so she sees my full dick head, as well as the inner foreskin

ye shes seen my dick print when im erect. tells me im capable of finding a women shortly after seeing it

no, but how do i show her without shit hitting the fan?