*poof! You are now a fitness youtuber*

>what are your videos about
>what’s your catch phrase
>what companies do you hit up for free shit

I’ll go first:
1. Powerlifting as a natty
2. “Feelin fit buddy?”
3. Supplement companies, portable workout equipment bc I travel a lot for work

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1) good mornings
2) "its only gay if you dont say thank you"
3) viagra

>what are your videos about
Food and nutrition but I'm a dietician with a real degree so get taken seriously.

>what’s your catch phrase
"Fuck keto"

>what companies do you hit up for free shit
Keto ester manufacturers

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>what are your videos about
mostly broscience, which i back up with bad routines and hide the fact that im on literal copious amounts of steroids with
>what’s your catch phrase
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>what companies do you hit up for free shit
coca cola, animal pak, uncle bens minute rice

1) calling out every other fitness YouTuber and exposing their faggotry

2) jam out with your clam out

3) milk companies, Tyson chicken and Fage Greek yogurt

Id make fun of hamplanet youtubers like boogie and amberlynn

1) Strength training programs with specificity for things in peoples lives that could be improved with exercicse e.g. I want my youtube channel to be the first google result for "exercises to get better at railing your wife's fudge tunnel, so she stops seeing Jamal."
2) "NIIIIIIIIGGGGGEEEERRRR" pronounced like foghorn leg horn would.
3) Bonne Chance collection

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Brapping

>stop being a beta incel faggot and go out fuck all the pussiies !
>heyy watsup fucking faggot
>gay pornhub

>what are your videos about
SS+GOMAd
>what’s your catch phrase
"do you even lift?"
>what companies do you hit up for free shit
Adidas,Hublot, Mercedes Benz

>Powerlifting as a natty

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>what are your videos about
I test out different diets for weeks at a time. Carnivore Diet, Vegan Diet, Vegetarian, Keto, Snake Diet, etc and report what happens to my body with medical examinations. Even stupid shit like sugar only diet, liquid only diet, eating everything in a stereotypical food pyramid. I also try workout routines and post results after a while, like SS, 5x5, hypertrophy, calisthenics, crossfit, zumba, fucking anything.

>what’s your catch phrase
This is fucked.

>what companies do you hit up for free shit
Any food company, including fast food. Jack in the Box, Wendy's, Chick fil a, etc.

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>you will never EVER be Chad enough to fuck that 11/10 massive jugged goddess

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>what are your videos about
Im rambling about same shit every day for at least 10:01
>what’s your catch phrase
"Let me put on my +5 hat of cuckery"
>what companies do you hit up for free shit
None, because im honest about supplements being snake oil

PS. Im way bigger in real life. Some people call me "the monster".
PS2. Im not bald.

>Traveling from DYEL to fit
>The only one who gets happy if you quit is the guy downstairs
>I'd probably try to get different sports clubs to give me a free tryout, but many of them already do

1. Taking tren, fake tanning and getting tribal tats to go to music festivals
2. We’re all going to get there
3. Gymshark and mutant

>travel a lot for work
>be such a wagecuck that you're willing to spend majority of your life in a fucking car for some manager that is getting head at his desk for 5X your pay

Sad. Should've gone stem.

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I love Denise Milani and wish I could find more vids of her

I'd probably be Skinny Fat The Golden One tbqh.

You have good taste user

>what are your videos about
Lifting for you're waifu.
Silly skits I come up with.
>what’s your catch phrase
Do it for her.
>what companies do you hit up for free shit
ON, Rogue, EliteFTS.

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Fuck off with your market research that’s been spamming the board.

>>what are your videos about
talking about the race war and superiority of males to females
>>what’s your catch phrase
whites only
>>what companies do you hit up for free shit
anything related to germany

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>what are your videos about
maintaining high test despite being a chronic masturbator.

>what’s your catch phrase
"time to strap up your strap ons"

>what companies do you hit up for free shit
brazzers

>what are your videos about
Lifting in my garage gym with friendly banter and talking about life. Wouldn't be popular but it would be nice. Going for comfy.
>what’s your catch phrase
Can't come up with one right now but I would focus on releasing the stress of competitive mindset and try to make people actually feel good about working out hard. I like to go hard I am very disciplined with my training but it is also important to every once in a while to take a step back and give yourself a pat on the back. You should not make fitness a fucking rat race, that shit ain't good in the long run.
>what companies do you hit up for free shit
Fuck free shit, I would recommend products I myself find useful and good quality.