>"hey there handsome"
>look up and see this
whats the correct move here?
>"hey there handsome"
>look up and see this
whats the correct move here?
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"Sorry, you say something?"
Look around for the cameras or group of people laughing.
Then ask why shes making fun of me
this. check for watchers or cameras
this is definitely a trick
i tell her to fuck off
Trick question, there is no winning move: you've already lost by virtue of being a robot.
apologize for making eye contact
Either she needs something from me, or she's tricking me into something.
How big is you dick?
she looks so fake and stupid
>"Oh hey, you again! why did you run off yesterday? wanna grab a coffee? ;) "
>what are you selling?
Original answer.
Fuck off you dumb whore
Unless you're spreading your legs I dont wanna associate with your skanky vapid ass
Really though, why do women think they're interesting? They know guys only date them to get laid. They're awful to be around, boring and disinteresting.
wanted the "three seconds into talking and you shoot it all over my face?" but too lazy
Looks like an alien. Why do robots fall in love with photoshop?
>do a double backflip 720 aerial rotation vertex
>land in a crab like stance
>begin spinning
>continue to gain velocity
>die of heat exhaustion
Would literally never happen. Not even to Chad. This is what dumb virgins think happens because they consume too much jew media. If it does happen, 100% it's a prank or forced for other reason.
>look behind me
>look around
"who the fuck did she mean? I'm not handsome"
>return to what I was doing
>B-but asnean grills love big wthite cock
Die in her arms
Yeah, I also want to suck on your toes, your place or mine?
and this is why you probably shouldnt lurk around blackpill sites
>like asians but too lazy to learn the language
>not asian so i don't date outside of my race
Anyone else stuck in this feeling
I'd feel uncomfortable. Like she's trying to trick me into signing a petition and scam money from me or similar. So I'd just suspiciously ask
>hi same to you what do you want?
No thank you mam, prostitutes are illegal
Assume it's a dude. Cry.
>glance behind
>notice who she is actually talking to
tell her i'm not into slants
Tell her
>I do not hire prostitutes
so how much? do you do vaginal, im not gunna buy unless you do vaginal