DUDES

DUDES
>melmagazine.com/en-us/story/what-i-learned-from-hiring-a-coach-to-grow-my-dick-bigger
No need to read the thing, here's a quote from it that blew my mind
>“I had a patient last week who was using a vacuum to masturbate and half of his penis turned black after iron absorbed into the skin. Unfortunately you can’t do anything but replace the skin.”
Who does this remind you of? If you watch a ton of porn like me, you should be getting hit with memories of Bruce Venture's wang, which is huge but incredibly oddly two-toned, half of it is much darker than the other half. I always wondered how tf that was the case, and this is what I suspect.
Bruce Venture's dick wasn't naturally that long! He did exercises and used vacuum pumps to get it to that length! I've suspected the same thing about Danny D for a long time, the dude's weirdly shaped "baseball bat" dick is famous for being suspected of jelqing,stretching, and other exercises to get to his monstrous dick size
there is hope normal dick sized brahs, there is hope for us. Imagine having a pornstar dick.
HAVE
FAITH

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So how big is your dicc Jow Forums? Remember that it's against the law to tell lies on the internet.

OP here, 6 inches and barely enough girth to pass the toilet paper tube test.

What's a normal size?

If you believe (((them))), 5.5 inch length and 4.5 inch girth.

19 something hard apparently that's good
My bro has 19 cm but soft so i always assumed mines small lol

7.25 L, 5.5 W. I'm also 6'4" and sorta have the body of a freak.

Most sources report around 5 and a half inches and around 4.7 girth. Which seems quite small.

considered a "dicklet" by Jow Forums standards but i sont care
im always looking for ways to be naked arojnd everyone and i have a bimbo fiance that i love

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>considered a "dicklet" by Jow Forums standards
What's your measurements?

>im always looking for ways to be naked around everyone
based

4 inches
its really empowering lad

Girth?

i wanna say 3-3.5
never measured girth before

Dang. That is rather small. What has your experience been like? Also out of curiosity, how tall are you and how large are your hands relatively speaking?

6 feet even
my hands are pretty long
i also wear size 13 shoes

>if you watch porn like me you should be getting memories of this guy's dick
This is actually the most gay thing i've read in months. What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking flaming homo? I watch pornography 2 times a day most days that doesn't mean i have the encyclopedic knowledge of the flopping dongs of male pornographic actors, you absolute fucking CRETIN. This fits into my theory that people who watch "straight" porn are the most gay of them all. And if not gay, at least bisexual OR and i'm guessing this is the most common KEKOLDS. Yes. If you watch """straight""" porn you are a KEKOLD. I masturbate exclusively to images or solo performances of females in lingerie and skimpy outfits (full nudity is gay too even on females). I can't even imagine what type of homo you have to be to watch women you are attracted to getting fucked by other men. If you say you aren't a cuckold fetishist it must require a colossal amount of mental gymnastics lmao. Imagine pornography like this: You are a caveman, hiding in the bushes and stalking a woman you are attracted to. Another man comes in and starts fucking her brains out and you quietly jack off in cover while she's moaning as she gets pulverized by this other guy's cock. Meanwhile i instead of being a faggot cuck like you walk in and immediately challenge the rival male for trying to fuck the bitch i want to fuck. I bludgeon his brains out with a club and the female cannot resist but become infatuated with my show of dominating force and proceeds to give me a solo performance to make me achieve the maximum sexual arousal. That is the difference between watching solo porn and """straight""" porn my friends. Try as you might, you cannot prove me wrong. There is nothing more pathetic than a weasel jacking off in the bushes while a big caveman fucks his bitch. Don't even get me started on interracial stuff. Plebs.

I was scared to mesure it foever because I thought it was small but its 6'1.

Interesting. My hands are proportionally small for my height (6'3) but my dick is above average.

Yeah I watch a ton of porn. I masturbate at least 6 times a day most days, sometimes I do hourlong sessions or more. I've been doing this since I was like 13. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn I watch. I started to develop preferences for male actors as well as females.

Who are your favs? What are your favorite scenes?

the color change is most likely due to circumcision.
keep coping, dicklet.
fucking porn addict, lmao, absolutely pathetic.

Reminder that having a big dick doesn't make you good at sex. Porn has warped all your brains

My pool of favorites is pretty big
>Top tier faves
Phoenix Marie, God I just can't get enough
Elsa Jean
Kylie Page
Janice Griffith, also makes me go crazy
Kimmy Granger
Veronica Rodriguez
Holly Michaels
Krystal Boyd
Miss Alice
Jessa Rhodes
Vanessa Blue, also makes me go crazy when I'm in the mood for her
>Classic faves
Katie Morgan, got me into porn basically
Lisa Ann of course
Madison Ivy

I like a lot more stars but these are the ones that get me excited enough while thinking about them that I have to go have a wank to one of their scenes. I used to love Dylan Ryder as well but cooled down on her a ton in the past few years.
>Fav scenes
Leah Gotti's unleashed scene, the teasing part is amazing
Janice Griffith's POV where she has that dirty story at the beginning
Father's Day with Riley Reid
Miss Alice's recent "nothing hidden" booty show
Phoenix Marie in tonight's girlfriend with jonny sins
Kimmy Granger in that POV scene where she bangs the dude she's babysitting for
Kimmy Granger's pantyhose tease
Elsa Jean's I love feet scene with Bill Bailey (RIP my man)
Jessica Robbin's teen fidelity scene
Lisa Ann's famous scene with scott nails
Lexi Belle when she bangs that guy fixing her house
Krystal Boyd when her boyfriend returns a book
Katie Morgan when she's that office assistant, older one when she's younger
Vanessa Blue with Manuel Ferrara

Really doubtful, its like exactly half of his massive dick, I have no idea how circumcision could cause that

Which Lisa Ann scene?

>If you watch a ton of porn like me, you should be getting hit with memories of Bruce Venture's wang

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then what's the non (((them))) numbers?

Also if you wanted male actor preferences
>Manuel Ferrara
>Bruce Venture (because he can fuck really, I don't like his face)
>Bill Bailey
>really like Charles Dera, partially because I look just a little like him
>Jonny Sins
>Chad White
I enjoy having the above guys in the scene. I really don't like
>James Deen
>Tyler Nixon
>Jordi
>Juan el Caballo Loco
They're actively irritating to the point it turns me off of the scene. I have no idea how Jordi is so popular either, blows my mind and reminds me that I'll never understand women.He doesn't strike me as particularly handsome or masculine in any way.

Google "lisa ann fuck stop telephoning me"

Ah yes, classic.
Do you have any more Phoenix Marie recs? I always liked her but never liked many of her scenes.

Also I'll add as honorable mentions some newcomers (to me) that I think could become permanent faves if they started putting out more work or better work:
Ivy Lebelle
Anna Bell Peaks
Lena Paul

I used to like Lana Rhodes a lot but she got that terrible ass job done. Some high ranking ones I don't get the appeal for either - Mia Malkova, Mia Khalifa, Abella Danger, Nicole Aniston, Dillion Harper. Although I guess most people probably wouldn't get why Phoenix Marie is my favorite. If I could have sex with one pornstar in their prime, it would be easily be her.

In some scenes Phoenix Marie looks pretty bad but in some scenes she is a goddess. Here are some recs
>Scene with Seth Rich where she's his workout instructor
>Scene with Brick which is a threesome with Ava Addams
>Scenes with Danny D
>Scenes with Johnny Castle
>As mentioned Tonight's Girlfriend with Johnny SIns
>Scene with J Mac, although there's this weird aspect to it where her fat husband watches the whole thing, I just fast forward through the bits he's in the frame
Those are my go-tos. A lot of people like young Phoenix Marie but I'm not a fan. I think she was a plain looking broad when she was younger but she matured into a delicious cougar. There's more scenes out there that are objectively great too but I'm not a fan of scenes where the focus is just the fact that the star is doing anal and some of Phoenix's are like that. I also prefer a tease to some music at the beginning or at least some foreplay and dirty talk with the male star.

kek

What's the toilet paper tube test?

Stick your dick through a toilet paper tube. If your dick is longer than the toilet paper tube you have above average length. If your dick can't fully fit into the toilet paper tube you have above average girth. Conversely if your dick is shorter than the tube its below average, if it fits in the tube with room to spare its below average.

Just tried it.... :_:

Aw, man. Where was the trouble at?

Sure doesn't hurt though, and it's mostly for display anyway. Having a big dick raises your status immensely.

Bone pressed length 6.35, girth is shit at 4.4
I've been doing stretching and jelqing for about 3 months. All I can say is that I think you can definitely gain length. I went from about 5.9-6.0 in legth to my current size, dick feels longer, it's not just me shoving the ruler far into my skin, I was very skeptical at first too but once I started seeing some measurable gains and prior to that not getting the same sizes no matter how far I'd shove a ruler into my skin I'm now pretty conviced it works.
As for jelqing I think I gained pretty much nothing. Maybe a very small amount but not measurable enough to convince me, I'd like to try some pumping and see if that does anything.

Girth mainly, and I even have those cheap toilet rolls that are super narrow to have more toilet paper.

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I feel you to a degree as I got fucked on my girth. I pass it but only when the tube is partway down my dick. Its too bad it seems easier to increase length than girth based on what these penis exercise bros say.

Thx

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

>5'7 manlet marquis
>6 incher
>looks massive
lanklets SEETHING

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Based

Bump for dick gains

Jordi is a phenomenal performer! Juan and Ricky and all those other copycat guys are mediocre, but Jordi is very good at it.

Can the dude even speak English? He seems to only communicate in high pitched squeals and grunts

The guy who directs most (all?) British Brazzers scenes, Dick Bush, post on /tv/ and he said Jordi legit seems mentally challenged when you meet him. He doesn’t speak a word of English himself, is generally very childish, and has to have his English dialogue written down as if it’s phonetic Spanish, but he understands basic English and does exactly as he is told.

He does seem dumb to me in his scenes which is partly what irritated me, he has this eyes glazed over look all the time