BAN WOMEN FROM THE GYM!

No joke a women just shitted during her squat.
IN FRONT OF ME!

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Why didnt you take pics and blackmail her to be your sex slave? (Possibly illegal)

Based and redpilled. Is this actually illegal though? Asking for a friend

Haha what no way dude prove it, give us the story with vivid details paying particularly close attention to the ones about smell haha gross

You incel. We shouldn’t ban women from the gym we should ban minoriries

Based haha poster

Not if you're a Chad

image the smell

Oh man i bet it was real stinky. yummy yummy

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hot desu

Saaaaauce please

>doing squats
>see hot girl with big ass doing squats
>15 reps turn into 30 because i was too busy staring at the booty

this is LITERALLY why we let women in the gym.

Imagine being the asian guy in that scene.

>squatting 15 reps as per normal

Yikes. Get big

At least the gays have the decency to wear buttplugs to the gym to avoid being a nuisance for the other gymbros.

IMAGINE
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Blackmail is illegal, yes. Could also be considered rape if you fuck her, because she gave consent under duress.

lol

Based trips haha poster

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Truly this man is based.

god I wish that happened to me

For me, this is based

Holy shit all dubs responding to my bases trips, now we just need 11

>No joke a women just shitted during her squat.
>IN FRONT OF ME!
You have a lot of imagination user, tell me another funny story plz

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sauce?

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This is some high level brappery. She must be rather adept at brappcraft

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>trying to break new squat PR
>finish 2 warm up sets
>suddenly phat ass milf walks through the door
>she starts randomly re-racking all of the weights she can pick up
>pretty distracting but I just ignore it
>then she starts picking up all of the empty cups near the squat rack I'm working
>before I get a chance to even utter a word she rips a fat shitty fart and starts to walk away
>finally I yell, "Mom I won't tell you again to stop fucking cleaning while I'm working out you nasty thot braphog. I need to make gains so I can mog all these dyel twinks on an anime image board. I know Krav Maga so don't fucking test me."
>homegym master race reporting in

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