/britfeel/

IMAGINE MY SURPRlSE

why would you want nudes of a bloke?

i miss being a neet lads..

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Karen posting=nonce posting

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There was a lad at my uni who put spice mix on his chips. At least thats what i heard, never met him or saw it myself. One of those urban legends. Like the girl who had to go to hospital with a frozen sausage up her fanny.

Gonna hit 'post' as I'm downing my first glass of vino, and in fact my first alcoholic drink this year.

Here's to 2019 lads.

No clue why shut in chad is getting pushed into this lol

I think they know I'm autistic because I do lots of potentially embarrassing stuff. Like even though they all spend basically all day sitting in the kitchen and eating food in there, I only go in to cook then silently slink out when it's done

Right i'm off to the cinema, have a good one lads

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The grocery shopping this time has diversified somewhat beyond bread rolls and beans

>2 bottles of ribena concentrate
>3 Tesco meal deal pasta pots
>5 boxes of potato waffles (18 per pack)
>5 minced beef and onion pies
>18 tins of beans
>6 packs of rolls (4 per pack)
>6 goodfellas deep fill pizza packs (2 per pack)
>2 pint bottle of semi skimmed milk
>2 packs of wafer thin chicken

Already in the car
>24 tins of garden peas
>18 multipack of walkers sensations crisps (Thai sweet chilli)

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>Like the girl who had to go to hospital with a frozen sausage up her fanny
Just one of many things Tilde gets up to at work

For some reason people are trying to meme that the most sexually active poster here would stop shagging asian girls and start shagging trannies

Well there goes dry January.

I put turmeric on my sausages

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Have you ever been to Stoke on Trent? All the people look retarded so they're probably all on it.

Mate what the FUCK happened to being on a diet?

fucking state of you lad
all that shite.

>cinema on friday night
you must be fucking mad

Tbf diseased asian slags are possibly even lower than trannies

>trying
they hooked up, host literally confirmed it on the radio

It's going well

how do you not having fucking scurvy or some kind of malnutrition problem yet

>ribena
Kek. This is prime autism lad. Where's the fruit?

They're waffly versatile mate

Absolute state of that.
Looks like bloody mustard powder dumped all over it.

>host literally confirmed
oh wow must be true then

Well he is a known whore so none of that is even remotely surprising

Bloody hell. I hope you put that lot through the self service check out.

What's wrong with that?

I have a tin of peas everyday anyway

I'm going to see Mary Queen of Scots, I doubt it's going to be full of loud normies lad. Probably just me and a handful of boomer couples

You should have got
>ribena concentrate
>tilda rice
>coca cola

Host hasn't ever made anything up for attention has he. He a good honest boi

>goodfellas deep fill pizza
NOPE they're Chicago Town
Take 'em back

My front teeth are so fucking weird looking and it completely ruins my face. All of my other teeth are fine, my jaw is fine, my hairline is fine etc, but these fucking front teeth are retarded and make me look like a mong

fucks FUCKING sake lads

It has both mustard and turmeric

>18 tins of beans
>5 pies
>24 sausage rolls
Alright Shippy? Gonna start calling you Gregg soon.

don't forget Crona beer

I usually do but couldn't be bothered today.

Came to 48 bong in total

How did the rest of that Birmingham meet play out last week? I had to go while they were still at Wetherspoons

Oh fucking hell compared to you scaffy cunts, I eat so well.

Chicago Town stuffed crust cheese pizza. 1,900 calories. Now THAT'S what I call a pizza.

whenever I feel bad for eating an unhealthy meal, I can look at this photo and think "well at least i'm not THAT bad"

>I usually do but couldn't be bothered today.

I couldn't put that into a trolly at once for the shame, and I'm quite hardy in that respect.

Go to a dentist and get a brace, you can get nearly invisible ones now.

How long will this last you though? Two weeks?

just used my mum's 10 year old laptop to do something and i felt like i was getting aids just from using it. she's clueless when it comes to internet stuff. she clicks popups offering her free toolbars and i ask her what all these programs on her desktop are and she goes "dont know!". WHY ARE YOU NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THIS STUFF MUM

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We went to another pub to play pool, then casino, then takeaway. Calmed down a lot and was more fun after the shit stirring paki left

There's always rumours about the flu jag in the health service, and this is the first year I've got it and I have to say it's definitely made a difference for me. Cough and sneeze etiquette would be lovely, but some people just don't fucking listen. BBH for street spitters.

you must be an absolute unit

That glass of wine's got me on the ropes already but I've not tapped out yet. Here's to number two. Down in one.

Last time the cashier mocked me for my obscure list, but they didn't today

>How long will this last you though? Two weeks?
Two days.

I wish they would make one stuffed with cheese rather than tomato sauce

you lads know the drill, wind him up until he threatens to kill someone, report him and hes banned for another couple of weeks

This is what happens when you let children do the shopping.

Nonce sense.

It's already got enough cheese on it you fat cunt. Bet you're getting right thicc

Did you actually pick up the whole box of pies?

*turns on all the gel lights in the function room ready for the neet disco*

I only got angry because I smoked weed for 84 days in a row.

I don't know. It's obviously not true. But somebody finds it funny I guess.
Hep b gf wasn't a slag tbqh. She was born with it. She's a nice girl.

What the flying fug is obscure about sliced chicken and ribena? It's just unhealthy, but probably not that different to the diet of a lot of single blokes in this country.

The waffles and pizzas will last a month,the ribena 2 weeks,the chicken and pasta a week

Trailer looked ok. But it seems to be full of historical inaccuracies. I want to see Glass.
Have a good time lad.

Yeah, they're in the cardboard box in the picture.once I bought 16 and just picked up the two boxes

Maybe she's born with it
maybe it's hepatitis B

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Fucking hell lad. How you going to carry all that without any bags?
Not very nice lad.

Somebody else told me this years one made them feel bionic, once this chest infection has gone I'll see if I can still get it maybe. How come you were offered it, what have you got?

But you aren't me
Anyone else got /bad weather/ at the moment? It started snowing about half an hour ago

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You ever think about cooking an actual meal?

3 bags were in the car, however I managed to carry the entire trolley load inside in 1 go

Got a good laugh out of me.

Like what?

Very occasionally I'll cook some pasta

I sincerely don't see what's wrong with my diet

snow is very good weather desu, windy and drizzle here

I replied to you on the other thread. Going to be off again soon, got to nuke my hard drive. Probably be back by Sunday if not V&

hold the fucking phone...whos getting V& and why?

Not sure about bionic, but I've certainly noticed I haven't been feeling as run down as often as I normally would at this time of year. I did get a few mild colds in Autumn before I got the jag though.
Nothing physically wrong with my body, just work with sick people, so I'm constantly surrounded by germs and on top of that, it's better if I don't spend my working days coughing and spluttering all over immunocompromised people as well.

you ever looked in the mirror lad

It's mostly carbs and fat, very little protein, no greens other than tinned peas.
How you were able to floor Mayuri is beyond me.

>pigeon lass
>I dont know

That's true, snow is very comfy. I was just driving back home and the snow coming towards me looked cool like warp speed in star trek or something

welcome to the disco frens
heres a playlist for you
enjoy
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I don't think its that bad, miles better than takeaways, you could use a few fresh veggies though. Maybe roasting a chicken or making a soup, some chilli con carne etc? Spag bol? Steak and brocolli? Scrambled eggs for breakfast?

alright lovelies, what's going on tonight then?

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That's a sensiblemprecaution, I'm guessing you work in the NHS then? What do you do?

Aw yay thanks fren

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2 weeks. 2 fucking weeks my laptop was in to be repaired by PC World, and they come back and say they couldn't fix it because they couldn't get the parts in (bullshit!!).

Waste of fucking time.

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>pulls the fire alarm

l am but a simple farmer tending to my memes.

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