Turns out I had a high level of testosterone while in the womb

>correlating finger length with anything
This better be a meme. There's enough pseudoscience abounding with online personality quizzes being shilled.

>Longer index finger than ring finger but quintissentially high test (easy gains at gym, heavy body hair, puberty at 13, male pattern baldness since 15, autism, violent outburts, etc.)
What did my mum's cunt crevice mean by this?

I got high pre natal T but low pubertal T, legit think i stunted my growth with; not going outside, not excersing, not eating anywhere near enough, being stressed anxious depressed alot, not socialising, not sleeping enough

>index finger much longer than ring finger
>autism
>high-test
Even putting aside my anecdotal refutation, it's still bullshit. Phrenology was denounced as nonsense. This is, too.

>curve fingers to the side
>ring finger longer
Don't cheat, basedboi.

yeah my ring finger is an inch bigger than my index finger.

i have a small dick, 0 sex partners.

i am a teetotaler.

people say im attractive but i get 0 matches on tinder.

ngl his pic doesn't look curved but his hand is fucking tiny, and he seems to be currycel
Is mine bigger? And how is my wrist?
fairly sure I had low prenatal t ngl... there's just something off

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Why does everyone think I'm brown
Atleast I'm whiter than you Mr. Burgerstein

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I'm not an american, I'm actually mediterranean

Hey me too

Originalmente

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>with that skin color
you're either a turkish rape baby, a sicilian, or from malta or cyprus.
Also that hand size probably indicates that too
ngl though I don't miss any chance to mog nordicucks. Meds are just timid subhumans anyway, they did me no wrong

This poster has so few real humans in his life that he's made up stereotypes for each ethnic group and treats them like more normal nerds treat the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

>This poster has so few real humans in his life
Have you seen how pale I am for a mediterranean?
Of course that's the case.
I'm really indifferent about it
>he's made up stereotypes for each ethnic group
I mean yeah dude, sicilians and turks are gonna have brown skin... it's part of their fucking phenotype man
I generalize things to avoid thinking about it too much in detail

what does it mean if i have different lengths on each hand?

I'm not from any of those places but the reason it looks darker is because of the lighting

>lamp shining directly at the hand
you can just admit it
Literally every person where I live looks exactly like you kek.
Im naturally swarthy and I'd almost be as dark as you if I went out in the sun for long enough

I swear I'm not brown
My skin is actually beige

Bullfucking shit
I have that and i only had been able to have sex with a girl and she was a prostitute also im not alcoholic or succesfull

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I wasn't judging you, my swarthy amigo, just making note of an unusual relationship to ethnic groups. I grew up on the "mean streats" of LA and everyone there is vaguely hispanic so you just ignore race.

You fap with the female or male hand?

I love Curry and being high test

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Your hand is so fucking hairy and disgusting

Your indian brother over here has a cute hand

>ring finger longer on right hand but slightly shorter on left

who /perfectbalance/ here

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>hair is disgusting

found the low test numale

>why does everyone think i'm brown
because you're literally brown

Except I'm not brown

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Left hand Index finger longer than ring finger

Right hand Index finger and ring finger same length

Wtf does this mean.

usually the one with the longer ring finger

>female with index finger shorter than ring finger
>"delayed puberty"
>got my period when I was 11 and had to wear a D-cup bra by the time I was like 14
fake and gay

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wrong hand nigger retard, yyou have to look at your lefts

do you have a big dick? i want to know if it's true what they say

not him but is 7 inches considered big?

>Tfw low test
I just wanna be the best man
Be the best man I can

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Femail very hot show bob and vagena

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My fucking God your hand is gross. Kill yourself so your genes don't spread jesus.

What the fuck is wrong with it?

not orgininal

I raise u one bro

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Kind of same, but didn't get period until I was 13, and breasts are smol.
My hands and feet are big too.
I feel gross.

my ring finger is longer than index but I'm a fuckin basedboy

Ive seen dead bodies with healthier looking hands

looks like i just missed it

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>tfw 7" by 6.5" dick, am horny 24/7
The rumors are true

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>tfw you have an 8" dick, symmetrical masculine face, and borderline autism but my index and ring finger are the same so you're a permavirgin.
God is real and he's just playing a cruel joke on me.

heres my hand. my ring finger is actually a bit longer than my index, but not by much. i think my hands look pretty good, but im still a mentally ill late 20's virgin regardless

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Your hands fascinate me.
I wish i had a fucking grappling hook hand too :(

i get roasted a lot when i post them but its honestly nice having long fingers

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I think they're fucking cool man, i'd grab all kinds of shit if i had a pair of 'em.
If i got eyecontact with a girl, i'd point my index finger in the air, and wiggle it, just to see their reaction too.
Wish i had a friend with hands like you.

sounds like an odd wish but thanks lol. a lot of girls really like hands and long fingers too so theyve been a net positive throughout the years

Asian girls like my hands for some reason. Probably because they look feminine

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True, it's a bit odd, actually pretty odd, but fuck it man.
Take good care of them, you're a lucky son of a gun

Also one request, can you take a picture of you flipping the camera off?

youre a good guy, take care user

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sure thing. it looks really odd because i had to kind of contort my hand

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badass. i wish i had hands like that

why are your fingers so long unironically

Nice man, wish i could flip people off like that.
Oh well, catch you on the flipside my man.

thanks lol never thought they were badass but prob my fav part of my body
i'm a lanklet. i got tested for marfans a while back but it came back negative thankfully
cheers man, im sure you can flip people off just fine

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if i had your fingers i could reach 2 octaves on piano instead of 1. god damn.

mr. skeltal has arrived, howdy

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yeah its a shame i stopped playing when i was young. hope to pick it up again one day but too broke to buy a keyboard let alone a piano for now

trim your fingernails

where's the "index finger longer than ring finger" option?

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if you play piano again you will be a god, and i bow to you

lol here's to my ascension then

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>have huge ring finger compareed to index
>all the signs of prenatal test
>huge neanderthal brow
>alcoholic
>got in fights almost daily at school
>lots of muscle mass despite barely working out
>hate socialising
>mildly autistic
>probably on the sociopath spectrum
>ISTP

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