>be fembot >new co-worker at office >assigned to onboard him >sweaty neckbeard >can't even make eye contact >fast forward 2 hours >1 new follower on Twitter >1 new friend request on facebook >new comment under a bikini picture from 2 years ago >"Damn bitch I wanna suck on dem tiddies" >all from him >walk up to him and ask to explain this >he gets red, starts stuttering >just gets up and leaves >inform HR about what happened
Lucas, since I'm pretty sure you're going to read this here, here's a few things:
Your jacket is still in the office, just in case you were wondering. Before you talk about sucking on my breasts, learn to look into my eyes without having a panic attack. Also I agreed not to pursue the matter if you apologize to me in person.
>loser that cant make eye contact would comment that on your social media
extremely doubtful. as a loser, i can barely use social media without panicking
Anthony Campbell
If he was just as pathetic and would just jerk off to pictures of my feet every night, I wouldn't be mad as long as I didn't know.
Grayson Rivera
What makes you a fembot though?
Or are you something like a christmas cake?
Zachary Cooper
are you really gonna let it go just like that? aren't women supposed to be vindictive?
Aaron Flores
Ok then... but I still wanna suck on dem tiddies stupid whore
Oliver Wood
You got pictures of your feet? Your obligated to post them now
Its kinda believable. Some people have no shame
Christopher Cox
Bad social skills and a general lack of interest in mainstream culture. I tried to date "robots" before, but contrary to what they tell you ("I'll be such a good bf for you, I promise"), they are just miserable and depressive.
So I could choose between coming home into an empty apartment, or an apartment with a guy waiting to tell me all about how he wants to kill himself.
Yeah, i don't care. Mr. Tiddysucker will probably not make it in the office for more than a month anyways. If he keeps going however, I will do something
Suck on your own tiddies you oversized virgin
I could post any pictures of any feet and it would be the same for you. Just jerk off on pornhub. They have a feet category now
Jonathan Collins
Women can't appreciate honesty.
Cameron Campbell
fembot because they glom onto whatever culture they're trying to get into so they can get the male attention and encouragement/support/admiration/whatthefuckever that they get in male dominated worlds. Same as women getting into video games or trades, etc.
And yes. No way dude's so socially inept that he'd do both. He'd have to have never stepped outside in his life. You're either a greasy skeeve that's beyond caring and throws lecherous comments out there, of your'e on total avoidance mode as you don't know how to interact.
Plus, OP being a """fembot""" throws doubt on any level of "tits", unless they're the sad result of fatassdom, or a level of attraction worth such a comment.
In conclusion, 2.5/10 bait.
Sebastian Allen
Yikes, can't say I haven't had similair experiences with people here, so what are your interests?
Jeremiah Johnson
Hook, line, and sinker.
You go get "her", champ.
Austin Lopez
God I wish I were worthy to fap to pictures of your feet.
Hunter Peterson
Mostly retro-computers. Right now I am trying to collect all the Tandy machines.
It's just, I don't mind being the "caring" one in a relationship, but if I dread coming home because Mr. Robot is having a depressive episode again and I can't have 5 minutes to myself without listening to how shit everything is, then I don't know.
And the porn. The fucking porn. I don't know why, but robots watch the most disgusting and degenerate shit.
Connor Wood
Based Lucas. Suck them tiddies in thot patrol heaven /ourguy/
Carson Jenkins
Wait is it normal to watch porn when in a relationship? I always assumed that would be considered shitty behaviour
Jace Reed
I'm sure your body pillow agrees
Angel Hall
It is shitty behaviour, and I wouldn't want my boyfriend to watch porn. But if he absolutely has to - for whatever reason - I would rather it be "normal" porn and not bestiality or such.
Asher Baker
Are you seriously being mad men have a higher sex drive and fantasize more than women? You've had your entire life to learn men are different than women and still don't get it. You're on the spectrum, sorry.
Anthony Bennett
What's it about retro computers you find so interesting and why the Tandy?
You're dead on about coming home to some sad self loathing person, it's manageable at first but the longer you're in a relationship with those people the more you get dragged down into their negative emotions. Especially when they never or barely return the favour after all the shit you do for them.
Mason Carter
>or such
lmao was there worse shit than that?
Jayden Lopez
>I could post any pictures of any feet and it would be the same for you Why do people assume everyones so shallow. I want to see the feet of a fembot who i interacted with. Several things make your feet more interesting
So post em
John Gray
Watch out lads we got a real tough guy over here.
Austin James
I keep all my self loathing mostly internalized and i got an old pc, be my gf?
Owen Ward
I like the history of the machine, especially that it was the first really successful MS-DOS compatible machine.
And yes, it's just such a downer. They show not the tiniest bit of gratefulness, and my last bf even had the nerve to say "You don't even care about me" after just two days before I dropped everything and came home from work because Mr. Edgelord wanted to become an hero.
Rape porn
Don't be so attached to any woman who gives you a tiny bit of attention. Have self confidence, and don't try to become what you think another person wants to see
Bentley Gray
I've heard that's pretty normie tier. Or do you mean actual rape footage?
William Wood
You'll have to educate me sometime on your hobby because I have a hard time grasping most of it haha.
Out of curiosity, how many times have you fallen for the meme that "oh this one will be different"? And where do you find your "boyfriends"
Wyatt King
>Don't be so attached to any woman who gives you a tiny bit of attention. Have self confidence, and don't try to become what you think another person wants to see Read me like a book there, real woman confirmed
Tyler Price
lmao man ur gonna be disappointed nigga
Adam Wright
Actually, I change my mind. This is totally a chick as evidenced by her completely ignoring any opinion or question contrary to her own and letting her orbiters white knight it up in here. Fucking roasties.
Well, white knights and those so socially inept that they think that only women can interact well with women.
Exactly this. Porn, etc, is used TO fantasize. No one wants to watch the same shit as they have at home already. They want to watch kinky shit they can't get elsewhere. A woman who's insecure about that is just trash, in bed and self-esteem wise. Dont' do that to yourself, bots.
At least it looked like it from what I saw. I didn't want to watch it though. Could have been real, could be a convincing fake.
I would recommend you watching the 8-bit Guy. He has great videos and explains very well. This one is the Tandy-1000: youtube.com/watch?v=mYHtojsaRkY
I have fallen for it more often than I would like to admit. I never really sit down and think "I have to make a desicion now", it's more of a process.
It varies. I dated some guys from university, some were friends of friends.
Zachary Butler
Ehhh, you got the 12 year olds, discord fags, beta boys, onions boys, facebook, reddit, and various other cross sections of the internet that are just bsolutely desperate for female attention and don't know Jow Forums culture OR women ehough to realize that there isn't going to be one on here and if they are they're pretty fucking damaged or an e-whore, so not sure what you expect. Eventually they'll either be psyopped by OP's like this into whatever twisted lib/progressive shit is going down here, they'll start to ignore these because unless you're kissing ass and yes manning you get ignored, or they'll be hardened into empty husks of men like us and hate/ridicule posters like this in a useless attempt to drive off larpers from the weaker bots among us.
Asher Russell
Thanks for the video, will give it a watch.
Have you ever considered getting a girlfriend instead?
Austin Brooks
Oldfag here. We could reminisce together about the good old machine days. Why do you want a robot bf anyway? Go for a nerdy engineer normie/chad type. Best of both worlds.
Andrew Smith
>haha This is where you fucked up. God, you thirsty robot beta orbiters just have to hit on every single thing which claims to be a woman.
Stop feigning interest in Tandy computers and just admit you wanna suck on dem tiddies
Jason Gutierrez
No, I don't have any romantic feelings for women. Most women I know can be really bitchy
Aaron Harris
>So I could choose between coming home into an empty apartment, or an apartment with a guy waiting to tell me all about how he wants to kill himself. Honestly if you're such a shitty person that a guy you're a girlfriend to STILL wants to kill himself then yeah, just stay away from men altogether. How the fuck is that even possible, the bar is so incredibly low for a woman becoming the light of some suicidal guy's life, that I have absolutely no idea how you're not meeting the standard.
Brody Roberts
>those so socially inept that they think that only women can interact well with women. I was lured by the mention of feet pics, sorry
Joseph Lee
I don't know, maybe I like the feeling of being "needed"? I just wish it would be more like "I'm so happy that you take care of me" and less like "If you don't care for me 24/7 I'll kill myself".
Maybe it's not such a bad idea, but my last relationship wasn't that long ago and I am not really in the "mood" for a relationship at the moment.
Julian Carter
From the words we exchanged we can both tell it's not just the robots here or the girls, but humans in general. Right?
And even if it's not romantic maybe a female roomie can help you out a little if you find someone a little like-minded.
Kevin Lewis
Sorry. Picture of an online store as consolation prize?
Who the fuck actually thinks a woman is going to come into your life and make you not want to kill yourself lmao. What a pathetic juvenile thought process. A woman can't make you change your own behavior. You ever think maybe the dude just had an issue?
Juan Gomez
It's part of the issue, though. OP, on the off chance that she IS a woman, now thinks people actually have an interest in HER, as a PERSON, and her opinions and hobbies, etc. When it's just horny online guys trying to get some of dem tiddies. It's kind of sad, really. Guys do it for the same feeling. We all gotta pretend to be desired somehow. Just look at Tinder and that culture to see the results of it, though.
Christian Gonzalez
I mean, don't get me wrong, I want to share my life with someone, but so far it has always been so exhausting wih so little reward. Hence why I decided to take a break so far and see how I feel like in a few months
Lucas Jenkins
more confusing is >women date a guy from a dating pool >it doesn't work out >"I don't date guys from that dating pool anymore, they're all like the one that didn't work out"
Justin Roberts
Drop the fucking condescending act you dumb fucking roastie. You really aren't shit
Ryder Jones
Everyone except women, and unless they're the nastiest cunts imaginable, it always works out just fine.
Easton Kelly
I know it's just guys try to get pictures of me. I know the reason behind "tits or gtfo", and I agree with it. But my greentext wouldn't have worked if I wouldn't have mentioned being a woman.
Dylan Sanders
At least im not some beta cuck asking her about her lame ass hobby though. Just some nonsense
Charles Roberts
Don't you have any friends or family you can vent to? I could help you if you want to give trusting some random stranger online another chance.
Joshua Sanders
>But my greentext wouldn't have worked if I wouldn't have mentioned being a woman. Why not?
Matthew Martinez
>But my greentext wouldn't have worked if I wouldn't have mentioned being a woman. The classic. But the basis pretty much is
>im desirable female >here was my interaction >moral of the story? Dont be a creep, also, give me attention because im a girl You didn't write this to encourage robots
Brayden Lopez
I'm fine, thanks for the offer.
But please, don't attach yourself too much to me or other femanons.
Jack Hernandez
She could have easily told this story from a different perspective but its important we know shes a desireable female
Jacob Bell
I didn't write that I was desireable. When did I say give me attention? If you would have read this thread, got a chuckle out of it and left, it would have been fine by me too.
Leo Robinson
Lmaoo you got rejected on r9k you pathetic baby back bitch. You're just that desperate you'll be some random roasties confidant
Oliver Bailey
>I didn't write that I was desireable Its all implied because a coworker fawned over you. You can pretend its that simple, but if you're not doing it intentionally its subconciously
Ethan Phillips
>implying I'm not a fembot myself x)
I've long learned that lesson a long time ago as I have told you in my previous posts. I still enjoy helping the people here from time to time and making r9k like it was years ago before the influx of negativism. A little dissapointed I won't get to listen to your full story though x3
Carson Baker
I could have been a brain with a vagina attached to it and he would have fapped to me. In all honesty, I'm probably a 4/10.
Charles Young
Maybe another time. I'm here regularly, just not openly as fembot
Luis Bailey
we can have tits like any other girl, dont have to be fat. but the fact OP has a bikini picture on facebook is way more telling, I've never even worn a bikini, those sorts of photos are indicative of a normie lifestyle
Eli Turner
Well now you're making me feel bad. But 4/10 is pretty desirable for here. Maybe you're baiting me or you're just that frank
Levi Cook
No worries! See you around friendo. Was nice chatting with you x]
Daniel Roberts
It's just how it is. Not every woman is a super model. I know I'm too chubby, and I should work out more regularly, but then again I am lazy as fuck.
James Parker
>I've never even worn a bikini a/s/l/marriage status, please, thanks
Ethan Gonzalez
Then just have fun and slut it up. No shame in having casual sex these days. And many relationships start from casual sex.
Cameron Lopez
Chubby and big tits is nice.
Jayden Rivera
Maybe I'm just not a "casual sex"-kind-of-person? I've always considered it pathetic if people go out, get drunk and basically just look for someone to mate with like an animal
Jaxon Mitchell
i wish i had a chubby gf but im a depressive fuck so anyone i would find would probably leave me
Angel Robinson
Tits or GTFO. Origiginalle oregano
Andrew Gomez
I didn't say you get eye cancer from looking at me, but I wouldn't be the eye catcher at a party either