Be fembot

>be fembot
>new co-worker at office
>assigned to onboard him
>sweaty neckbeard
>can't even make eye contact
>fast forward 2 hours
>1 new follower on Twitter
>1 new friend request on facebook
>new comment under a bikini picture from 2 years ago
>"Damn bitch I wanna suck on dem tiddies"
>all from him
>walk up to him and ask to explain this
>he gets red, starts stuttering
>just gets up and leaves
>inform HR about what happened

Lucas, since I'm pretty sure you're going to read this here, here's a few things:

Your jacket is still in the office, just in case you were wondering. Before you talk about sucking on my breasts, learn to look into my eyes without having a panic attack. Also I agreed not to pursue the matter if you apologize to me in person.

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>loser that cant make eye contact would comment that on your social media

extremely doubtful. as a loser, i can barely use social media without panicking

If he was just as pathetic and would just jerk off to pictures of my feet every night, I wouldn't be mad as long as I didn't know.

What makes you a fembot though?

Or are you something like a christmas cake?

are you really gonna let it go just like that? aren't women supposed to be vindictive?

Ok then... but I still wanna suck on dem tiddies stupid whore

You got pictures of your feet? Your obligated to post them now

Its kinda believable. Some people have no shame

Bad social skills and a general lack of interest in mainstream culture. I tried to date "robots" before, but contrary to what they tell you ("I'll be such a good bf for you, I promise"), they are just miserable and depressive.

So I could choose between coming home into an empty apartment, or an apartment with a guy waiting to tell me all about how he wants to kill himself.

Yeah, i don't care. Mr. Tiddysucker will probably not make it in the office for more than a month anyways. If he keeps going however, I will do something

Suck on your own tiddies you oversized virgin

I could post any pictures of any feet and it would be the same for you. Just jerk off on pornhub. They have a feet category now

Women can't appreciate honesty.

fembot because they glom onto whatever culture they're trying to get into so they can get the male attention and encouragement/support/admiration/whatthefuckever that they get in male dominated worlds. Same as women getting into video games or trades, etc.

And yes. No way dude's so socially inept that he'd do both. He'd have to have never stepped outside in his life. You're either a greasy skeeve that's beyond caring and throws lecherous comments out there, of your'e on total avoidance mode as you don't know how to interact.

Plus, OP being a """fembot""" throws doubt on any level of "tits", unless they're the sad result of fatassdom, or a level of attraction worth such a comment.

In conclusion, 2.5/10 bait.

Yikes, can't say I haven't had similair experiences with people here, so what are your interests?

Hook, line, and sinker.

You go get "her", champ.

God I wish I were worthy to fap to pictures of your feet.

Mostly retro-computers. Right now I am trying to collect all the Tandy machines.

It's just, I don't mind being the "caring" one in a relationship, but if I dread coming home because Mr. Robot is having a depressive episode again and I can't have 5 minutes to myself without listening to how shit everything is, then I don't know.

And the porn. The fucking porn. I don't know why, but robots watch the most disgusting and degenerate shit.

Based Lucas. Suck them tiddies in thot patrol heaven /ourguy/

Wait is it normal to watch porn when in a relationship? I always assumed that would be considered shitty behaviour

I'm sure your body pillow agrees

It is shitty behaviour, and I wouldn't want my boyfriend to watch porn. But if he absolutely has to - for whatever reason - I would rather it be "normal" porn and not bestiality or such.

Are you seriously being mad men have a higher sex drive and fantasize more than women? You've had your entire life to learn men are different than women and still don't get it. You're on the spectrum, sorry.

What's it about retro computers you find so interesting and why the Tandy?

You're dead on about coming home to some sad self loathing person, it's manageable at first but the longer you're in a relationship with those people the more you get dragged down into their negative emotions. Especially when they never or barely return the favour after all the shit you do for them.

>or such

lmao was there worse shit than that?

>I could post any pictures of any feet and it would be the same for you
Why do people assume everyones so shallow. I want to see the feet of a fembot who i interacted with. Several things make your feet more interesting

So post em

Watch out lads we got a real tough guy over here.

I keep all my self loathing mostly internalized and i got an old pc, be my gf?

I like the history of the machine, especially that it was the first really successful MS-DOS compatible machine.

And yes, it's just such a downer. They show not the tiniest bit of gratefulness, and my last bf even had the nerve to say "You don't even care about me" after just two days before I dropped everything and came home from work because Mr. Edgelord wanted to become an hero.

Rape porn

Don't be so attached to any woman who gives you a tiny bit of attention. Have self confidence, and don't try to become what you think another person wants to see

I've heard that's pretty normie tier. Or do you mean actual rape footage?

You'll have to educate me sometime on your hobby because I have a hard time grasping most of it haha.

Out of curiosity, how many times have you fallen for the meme that "oh this one will be different"? And where do you find your "boyfriends"

>Don't be so attached to any woman who gives you a tiny bit of attention. Have self confidence, and don't try to become what you think another person wants to see
Read me like a book there, real woman confirmed

lmao man ur gonna be disappointed nigga

Actually, I change my mind. This is totally a chick as evidenced by her completely ignoring any opinion or question contrary to her own and letting her orbiters white knight it up in here. Fucking roasties.

Well, white knights and those so socially inept that they think that only women can interact well with women.


Exactly this. Porn, etc, is used TO fantasize. No one wants to watch the same shit as they have at home already. They want to watch kinky shit they can't get elsewhere. A woman who's insecure about that is just trash, in bed and self-esteem wise. Dont' do that to yourself, bots.

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At least it looked like it from what I saw. I didn't want to watch it though. Could have been real, could be a convincing fake.

I would recommend you watching the 8-bit Guy. He has great videos and explains very well. This one is the Tandy-1000: youtube.com/watch?v=mYHtojsaRkY

I have fallen for it more often than I would like to admit. I never really sit down and think "I have to make a desicion now", it's more of a process.

It varies. I dated some guys from university, some were friends of friends.

Ehhh, you got the 12 year olds, discord fags, beta boys, onions boys, facebook, reddit, and various other cross sections of the internet that are just bsolutely desperate for female attention and don't know Jow Forums culture OR women ehough to realize that there isn't going to be one on here and if they are they're pretty fucking damaged or an e-whore, so not sure what you expect. Eventually they'll either be psyopped by OP's like this into whatever twisted lib/progressive shit is going down here, they'll start to ignore these because unless you're kissing ass and yes manning you get ignored, or they'll be hardened into empty husks of men like us and hate/ridicule posters like this in a useless attempt to drive off larpers from the weaker bots among us.

Thanks for the video, will give it a watch.

Have you ever considered getting a girlfriend instead?

Oldfag here. We could reminisce together about the good old machine days. Why do you want a robot bf anyway? Go for a nerdy engineer normie/chad type. Best of both worlds.

>haha
This is where you fucked up. God, you thirsty robot beta orbiters just have to hit on every single thing which claims to be a woman.

Stop feigning interest in Tandy computers and just admit you wanna suck on dem tiddies

No, I don't have any romantic feelings for women. Most women I know can be really bitchy

>So I could choose between coming home into an empty apartment, or an apartment with a guy waiting to tell me all about how he wants to kill himself.
Honestly if you're such a shitty person that a guy you're a girlfriend to STILL wants to kill himself then yeah, just stay away from men altogether. How the fuck is that even possible, the bar is so incredibly low for a woman becoming the light of some suicidal guy's life, that I have absolutely no idea how you're not meeting the standard.

>those so socially inept that they think that only women can interact well with women.
I was lured by the mention of feet pics, sorry

I don't know, maybe I like the feeling of being "needed"? I just wish it would be more like "I'm so happy that you take care of me" and less like "If you don't care for me 24/7 I'll kill myself".

Maybe it's not such a bad idea, but my last relationship wasn't that long ago and I am not really in the "mood" for a relationship at the moment.

From the words we exchanged we can both tell it's not just the robots here or the girls, but humans in general. Right?

And even if it's not romantic maybe a female roomie can help you out a little if you find someone a little like-minded.

Sorry. Picture of an online store as consolation prize?

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Who the fuck actually thinks a woman is going to come into your life and make you not want to kill yourself lmao. What a pathetic juvenile thought process. A woman can't make you change your own behavior. You ever think maybe the dude just had an issue?

It's part of the issue, though. OP, on the off chance that she IS a woman, now thinks people actually have an interest in HER, as a PERSON, and her opinions and hobbies, etc. When it's just horny online guys trying to get some of dem tiddies. It's kind of sad, really. Guys do it for the same feeling. We all gotta pretend to be desired somehow. Just look at Tinder and that culture to see the results of it, though.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I want to share my life with someone, but so far it has always been so exhausting wih so little reward. Hence why I decided to take a break so far and see how I feel like in a few months

more confusing is
>women date a guy from a dating pool
>it doesn't work out
>"I don't date guys from that dating pool anymore, they're all like the one that didn't work out"

Drop the fucking condescending act you dumb fucking roastie. You really aren't shit

Everyone except women, and unless they're the nastiest cunts imaginable, it always works out just fine.

I know it's just guys try to get pictures of me. I know the reason behind "tits or gtfo", and I agree with it. But my greentext wouldn't have worked if I wouldn't have mentioned being a woman.

At least im not some beta cuck asking her about her lame ass hobby though. Just some nonsense

Don't you have any friends or family you can vent to? I could help you if you want to give trusting some random stranger online another chance.

>But my greentext wouldn't have worked if I wouldn't have mentioned being a woman.
Why not?

>But my greentext wouldn't have worked if I wouldn't have mentioned being a woman.
The classic. But the basis pretty much is

>im desirable female
>here was my interaction
>moral of the story? Dont be a creep, also, give me attention because im a girl
You didn't write this to encourage robots

I'm fine, thanks for the offer.

But please, don't attach yourself too much to me or other femanons.

She could have easily told this story from a different perspective but its important we know shes a desireable female

I didn't write that I was desireable. When did I say give me attention? If you would have read this thread, got a chuckle out of it and left, it would have been fine by me too.

Lmaoo you got rejected on r9k you pathetic baby back bitch. You're just that desperate you'll be some random roasties confidant

>I didn't write that I was desireable
Its all implied because a coworker fawned over you. You can pretend its that simple, but if you're not doing it intentionally its subconciously

>implying I'm not a fembot myself x)

I've long learned that lesson a long time ago as I have told you in my previous posts. I still enjoy helping the people here from time to time and making r9k like it was years ago before the influx of negativism. A little dissapointed I won't get to listen to your full story though x3

I could have been a brain with a vagina attached to it and he would have fapped to me. In all honesty, I'm probably a 4/10.

Maybe another time. I'm here regularly, just not openly as fembot

we can have tits like any other girl, dont have to be fat. but the fact OP has a bikini picture on facebook is way more telling, I've never even worn a bikini, those sorts of photos are indicative of a normie lifestyle

Well now you're making me feel bad. But 4/10 is pretty desirable for here. Maybe you're baiting me or you're just that frank

No worries! See you around friendo. Was nice chatting with you x]

It's just how it is. Not every woman is a super model. I know I'm too chubby, and I should work out more regularly, but then again I am lazy as fuck.

>I've never even worn a bikini
a/s/l/marriage status, please, thanks

Then just have fun and slut it up. No shame in having casual sex these days. And many relationships start from casual sex.

Chubby and big tits is nice.

Maybe I'm just not a "casual sex"-kind-of-person? I've always considered it pathetic if people go out, get drunk and basically just look for someone to mate with like an animal

i wish i had a chubby gf but im a depressive fuck so anyone i would find would probably leave me

Tits or GTFO.
Origiginalle oregano

I didn't say you get eye cancer from looking at me, but I wouldn't be the eye catcher at a party either

>haha
So pathetic dude

See Origiginalle oregano

You can skip the getting drunk part.