25+ thread

Flipping through old family pictures here.
When my dad was in his 20s he was a legit 8/10 Chad who already was married to the high school beauty queen and already had two little beautiful daughters.
Conversely, I'm now a 30 year old autistic ugly retarded virgin.
I wonder if I ever had any potential at all or if the internet and video games just ruined my life.

I had an oopsie at work.

I was a night shift security guard supervising a premises while a couple of builders were working on site. I thought I was the only one who had keys to open the backdoor, but apparently they had their own set (or somehow managed to get the door open) and kept the backdoor open for hours while I was on another level of the store. The managers found out about this somehow and I got in trouble.

Gearing up to leave to serve in the Peace Corps on Tuesday. Going to be living in a Southeast Asian nation for over 2 years as I work in a poor community.

Play vidya and try to learn substance designer

going to make a fire.masterbaited myself without porn. plan on doing more of both the masterbaiting and making fires

My hotel started publicizing everyone's birthdays this month and of course mine is in two days. Some housekeepers I work with asked me about it and want to give me something even though I said please do not. They already got me things for Christmas. I don't like the added attention and having to react to any gifts given to me. I'm extremely stoic and barely talk to anyone there but they still think I'm nice and deserving of gifts. I'm also tripping for the first time in over a year next week. Hopefully will be therapeutic.

im gonna play TF2 and jerk off, nothing different than i normally do all week kek

Looking at used cars and apartments online. An old friend messaged me to hang out either tonight or saturday night. But I think tonight I'm just going to get drunk and find the ylyl thread on /wsg/

Last time I got drunk ended up watching tik tok videos. Not my proudest moment.

33 and sleeping the weekend away.

>2 cute mormon missionaries come over
>think they are here to talk to my mom since she is an active member of the church
>open up with "my moms not here sorry"
>turns out they were just knocking on doors
>I mention that we are already part of the church
>they ask what ward we are part of
>PANIC
>remember I used to go to a church near the local college before I stopped pretending to believe in the stuff
>say I went to that one
>"OH so you're a part of the Singles Ward!"
>y-yeah I moved here recently so I have only been once
>more small talk
FucK NOW I HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO SHOW UP TO CHURCH SINCE THEY ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ME
WHY COULDN'T I JUST SAY "I USED TO BE A MEMBER BUT IM INACTIVE NOW"
REEEEEE
Hopefully going to the singles ward will make my mommy stop asking me to get a job though, since I will be going to church and can pretend I care about that stuff (and hopefully find a gf [but what kind of girl would even want a NEET bf haha])

do peace corps get any benefits besides getting to travel to third world countries?
Can you choose where to go? Can I go to Angeles city in phillipines or Pattaya in Thailand and see hookers? Do you get an allowance or something?

I'm 65. I doubt I'm the oldest person on Jow Forums but that's still pretty old if I did say so myself HAHA! I started using Jow Forums about a year after it was founded after the something awful forums started to turn to horse manure. I mainly lurk but this weekend I'm drinking a little wine and getting some R&R with my wife. Was thinking about grilling some burgers if the weather stays nice.

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I'm working out mostly. I need to lose 15 pounds and I'm on a mission to do it.

>+ "playing" vidya games.
do you also not enjoy them?

>substance designer
what is this?

Cool pic old fart!

>My hotel started publicizing everyone's birthdays this month and of course mine is in two days. Some housekeepers I work with asked me about it and want to give me something even though I said please do not. They already got me things for Christmas. I don't like the added attention and having to react to any gifts given to me. I'm extremely stoic and barely talk to anyone there but they still think I'm nice and deserving of gifts. I'm also tripping for the first time in over a year next week. Hopefully will be therapeutic.
you have to pretend. It's not optional unfortunately

sorry user but I've gone through this too

>wasting your mormonism
dude, why don't you get a fucking cute virgin gf you cunt? im gonna convert for that reason alone

>I'm 65. I doubt I'm the oldest person on Jow Forums but that's still pretty old if I did say so myself HAHA! I started using Jow Forums about a year after it was founded after the something awful forums started to turn to horse manure. I mainly lurk but this weekend I'm drinking a little wine and getting some R&R with my wife. Was thinking about grilling some burgers if the weather stays nice.
Got any proof of your age? I enjoyed this post regardless. 10/10 thanks man.

>26, no friends
>just install tinder bro its so easy to get laid these days bro just be urself
>a few matches in the first week, all ghosted me or unmatched eventually
>no new matches in 3 days

Fuck tinder. I've been told im decent looking too. Time to hit the gym for a few years until I'm worthy enough for a 6/10 I guess

just swipe literally everyone and sort the uggos out later, it'll work a lot better

religion is so strange. don't people realize this is how it got this way? missionaries converting natives or their conquered enemies until it becomes the dominant idea in the overarching society. why are people so dumb that they just believe a story that has been passed down for ages in attempt to secure the group's power/status? guess it's one way to get the community aspect we all long for.

>religion is so strange. don't people realize this is how it got this way? missionaries converting natives or their conquered enemies until it becomes the dominant idea in the overarching society. why are people so dumb that they just believe a story that has been passed down for ages in attempt to secure the group's power/status? guess it's one way to get the community aspect we all long for.
many people don't care, it's so much better than godless society, even if you fake it

I thought that might be my problem. I'm guessing it puts the active users first on your swipes? Maybe I'm just swiping right on all the people who haven't been active for a while. or at least that's what I can tell myself to sleep at night.

>I thought that might be my problem. I'm guessing it puts the active users first on your swipes? Maybe I'm just swiping right on all the people who haven't been active for a while. or at least that's what I can tell myself to sleep at night.
if you're 5/10 you can fug 3/10s np, just swipe literally everyone

>Laying in bed trying to sleep the weekend away
>Detoxing from a 2 week meth binge
>Also, dealing with intense loneliness. Had a girl in my life for the last month. I thought we were dating. She slept over all the time we went out a couple times a week, cuddling, flirting etc.. finally had the tall about what we're doing and realized to her it's just 'casual'. She doesn't want a boyfriend and has other guys in her life
..same as last 3 girls I tried to date. Why are women like this, they all just want casual. I've abused my brain and body with drinking and drugs since then and now I'm tryna man up and be sober and deal with it so I can get back to being normal.. I'm really in a bad spot right now

26 here
Lost my virginity to a girl a met on tinder a few days ago. We have spending a lot of time together but I really have no feeling for her and shes maybe a 6/10 because shes kinda fat. Idk if I should continue using her as practice or tell her I dont want to see her anymore. I definitely feel more confident after fucking her a few times. Its not as hard as I thought it was gonna be.

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I'd rather jerk off than fuck a 3/10 though. And I reckon I'm above a 5/10, at least my face.

well it's about teh law of averages, if you are 6/10 you can get a 5/10 now and then of course

you have to hit the gym though you sound like a fat shit, if you can get some abs up there you'll raise hte floor from 3 to 4

>Lost my virginity to a girl a met on tinder a few days ago. We have spending a lot of time together but I really have no feeling for her and shes maybe a 6/10 because shes kinda fat. Idk if I should continue using her as practice or tell her I dont want to see her anymore. I definitely feel more confident after fucking her a few times. Its not as hard as I thought it was gonna be.
was she a virgin? if so, whip her into shape and wife her

if not, it doesn't matter

I'm not fat but have loose skin from being previously fat that makes me look flabby. Fuck, I needs abs just for a 3-4? I'd rather stick to foreign students who can't speak English. They seem to have low standards.

>..same as last 3 girls I tried to date. Why are women like this, they all just want casual. I've abused my brain and body with drinking and drugs since then and now I'm tryna man up and be sober and deal with it so I can get back to being normal.. I'm really in a bad spot right now
how are you meeting these whores? tinder? if so, there's your answer
>2 week meth binge
the fuck man

>'d rather stick to foreign students who can't speak English
that works fine too
and yeah i was just saying you can raise your lower range and average by getting into shape

sorry about your skin, were you obese? that's crazy

>30+
>work part time
>applied to finish my studies for one more semester last fall
>not a single course completed since then

I just want out.

No she was not a virgin. She seems to have had a lot of sex in her past. She told me she hadent had sex in 7 months and she was really tight at first, Shes 22. She dosent know I was a virgin. Shes a really sweet girl, but Im not feeling it.
Shes a vegetarian and Ive never seen her eat even after all the time we have spent together. Idk why shes maybe 50 pounds over weight.

>Shes a vegetarian and Ive never seen her eat even after all the time we have spent together. Idk why shes maybe 50 pounds over weight.
she pigs out at home and isn't a real vegetarian probably, unless chips are animal product free or something

anyway who cares, a fat slut, literally a meme

I was more than 100kg (220lb) as a teenager, managed to lose about 35kg since then. So yeah, I kind of have man titties because the skin sags a little.

will it contract when you lose more weight? that sucks, good on you for getting into better shape, perhaps surgery is the only answer

I was a vegan and 300lbs, most carbs are vegan so I don't see the problem.

>I was a vegan and 300lbs, most carbs are vegan so I don't see the problem.
I agree.

Of course it won't, you have to get surgery after significant weight loss. It's pointless unless you have a shitload of money.

>I was a vegan and 300lbs, most carbs are vegan so I don't see the problem.
oh, but the problem is that a lot of "carbs" actually contain animal products, so you're not a legit vegan if you're eating most of it

anyway veganism is for retards and most of the vegans I know are fat or otherwise unhealthy
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I'm sorry to hear that, how much does it cost? Good lesson I guess, keep your kids fit

Possibly. If I lost more weight and gained some muscle tone it might go away somewhat. Thanks user.

Through work and social circles for 2 of em. One was tinder. I think it's an age thing.. girls in their early 20s are sought after and think of themselves as a hot commodity. Then can basically act however they want and guys will still go after em. Its fucking me up tho cuz I really liked this last one and thought it was real. Now I feel like they're all like this and I'm lonely as hell. I wanna feel loved not used.

>guess it's one way to get the community aspect we all long for.
Thats literally the only reason I converted, mormon communities are nice

mormon cuties are traditional, meaning that NEET who still lives with mommy in his late 20s is not prime material

>Through work and social circles for 2 of em. One was tinder. I think it's an age thing.. girls in their early 20s are sought after and think of themselves as a hot commodity. Then can basically act however they want and guys will still go after em. Its fucking me up tho cuz I really liked this last one and thought it was real. Now I feel like they're all like this and I'm lonely as hell. I wanna feel loved not used.
Well, first and foremost, stop with that love shit, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but that is a feminine emotion. Let love follow practical considerations. Secondly, perhaps you should look in other places. Plus, sample size of 2 isn't shit. You're right but you can definitely find girls who aren't retards.

>meaning that NEET who still lives with mommy in his late 20s is not prime material
oof, well what if I move out user? I have a job lol
:^)

>oh, but the problem is that a lot of "carbs" actually contain animal products, so you're not a legit vegan if you're eating most of it
Only in America where they grow broccoli on the backs of pigs or whatever you people do.

>Only in America where they grow broccoli on the backs of pigs or whatever you people do.
they put gelatin in everything

Go watch ninja or play some fortnite faggot

Snowing here this weekend, so just going to stay in. Have a therapist appointment.

Hey I feel like this without meds

Wagecucking tomorrow. Need to meet a deadline, hoping I finish in time so I don't get trapped at work by the winter storm.

fighting off the urge to an hero

>something awful forums started to turn to horse manure
Same here mostly. Hard to believe it used to be a fun place with lots of creativity. I just lurked but early SA was great with newbie adoption and forums armies. I'll be spending the weekend alone with my cat. 42, btw. Feel free to laugh.

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ow i have a migraine help

t. scout

>I'm also tripping for the first time in over a year next week
Good luck. I want to do this too but can't find the right time or place. I've been fucking myself up with dissociatives basically as a way of putting it off. The truth is I'm terrified and I know it has to be perfect.

Turning 26 in feb, khv, not overweight but very out of shape. almost all of my clothes dont fit anymore so i cant Even exercise No job but i live in a shithole so it doesnt matter i aint breaking my back for 10usd a month. No education barely finished hs. Ill prob end it this year

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I'm 26 and I love fortnite. You boomers should go watch some Gunsmoke and leave the internet to us epic gamers.

28 here. Finally got over the friends meme. Gonna shitpost and jerkoff all weekend when I'm not wagecucking. Feels pretty fucking great.

Fuck I've gained 30 pounds in the past two years and don't fit into any of my old clothes. Need to start starving myself again.

What country? That seems impossible to live on even in the lowest cost of living places around the world.

>full-time job
>doesn't pay enough to live anywhere
I don't give a shit about hedge managers and golden parachutes; we need to take the land

29 year old here.
I work a full time office job.
I have a girlfriend.

I still wanna kill myself.
I have really bad social anxiety and I can't hold conversations with people. I just don't understand social interactions the same way as others do.

Venezuela, live with my parents, no rent services are cheap. Work on those task sites, enough for basic stuff but not enough to improve so im in like a limbo nothing changes

>Venezuela
>very out of shape
based Maduro trying to whip user into shape

>can't hold conversations with people
How did you get a girlfriend?