Deadlift

>deadlift
>still alive after

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I see you’ve deadlifted this joke out of the grave

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>The press
>Still happy

>hit 4/3/2/1
> still have suicidal thoughts

>push-ups
>still have saggy tits

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>squat
>own a house

not a single one of you are doing this right

he's the closest

>skull crushers
>head maintains perfect shape

>leg extensions
>still 5'10"

>the press
>all my reps go unreported in print

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>Squat rack
>Get an erection

>push-ups
>absolutely no sherbet at all

>decline bench
>accept it anyway

>shrugs
>not actually confused

>Throw dumbbell
>Dumbbell Flys

Wrong format
>Dumbbell flys
>Breaks window

>dips
>gets mouth cancer

>preacher curls
>don’t diddle little boys

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no, that's beyond wrong

>dumbbell flys
>they still drop to the ground after

Thank you for validating me on the internet. I have had a lot of luck so far today.

This is plagiarism.

FUCK

>Power rack
>Still have to manually rack the bar

>goblet squat
>forgot to mew while doing it

>farmer walks
>can't find where I parked my tractor

My gyms power racks don’t have any outlets

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Then told us a jocke that have been done so far

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>goblet squat
>stuck in mucous trying to get up

>Good mornings
>8PM

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>single bench dip
>dip more than once

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