erotic vocaroo edition
/britfeel/
first for only normies post fucking vocaroos
johnny weasal raped my daughter in the ass wit no lube, wife too
again
Post party bops lads I've accidentally started listening to Joy Division and I don't want to get sad
women really are fucking airheaded aren't they, smug fucking face, presenting something while unnecessarily taking up most of the picture to include herself
WE DEMAND THE VOCAROOS
someone edit moni in some where
Would you go gay for a 17th century Gentleman?
Go straight to New Order, keep it up mate
Ok why have I saved this
REEEE missed the new thread, here's a cross post to me whinging
any graham norton man in?
Oh yeah that's right
>Its mad how there is a really normal looking lad who posts here who shags this tranny. He just looks like a standard uni student. To look at him you wouldnt even think he was into wanking to anything weird let alone actually banging a proper full on tranny.
And here he is
Thats where I started out lad, it's descended
Just got back from parents. Think I'll play vidya for a bit then watch a movie before sleeps.
Are his pants too short or does he roll the up at the bottom for a fashion statement? I've been seeing that a lot lately and I dont understand it. Maybe im getting old.
Barney is a shit singer though
Idk, he's a sodomite wanker, ask him, he's in this thread
Who is this chinlet voal looking mf?
Only quarter to 11 and I'm already feeling shattered, think I might have an early one lads
Do you want to cuddle me while you play vidya?
>He doesn't live with his parents
Fucking normie
Perhaps he will respond to my post with an explanation. What makes you think the lad is a sodomite wanker?
>at hospital for a few days
>mum literally spent hours and hours there sitting in some uncomfortable chair or standing with me while I was in a bed
>realise once she dies I'll have nobody else in this world who cares for me like she does
>home now but wanted to tell her I suffer from depression
>couldn't bring myself to, just in case she worries or cries
Fucking hell lads massive reality check this week. I made sure I bought her some flowers though.
>What makes you think the lad is a sodomite wanker?
>Hooks up with a tranny
>Engages in anal sex with said tranny
Hmm, I really do not know.
Not the same lad but I roll my jeans up, pincuff them to be exact. It makes the jeans look tapered even if they are not; it literally changes the fit. Normal cuffing just makes it shorter. Sometimes that can look good with skinny jeans though.
>I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled, says Elliott
REVEAL YOURSELF MAYURI
Voles are cute
I don't know what party music is.
cant believe the mayor of gdansk was murdered, just want him back
xx
>bank vole
now that you mention it, he does have a rather large nose...
DO YOU LIKE, MY CAR!!!
GAS GAS GAS!!!!
Yea saw a vid but you couldn't make anything out. Some looney blaming him for false imprisonment?
And for the last time
You're everything that I want and asked for
You're all that I dream
WHO WOULDN'T BE THE ONE YOU LOVE
WHO WOULDN'T STAND INSIDE YOUR LOVE
PROTECTED AND THE LOVER OF
A pure soul
And beautiful
You
Don't understand
Don't fear me now
I will breath
For the both of us
Travel the world
Traverse the skies
Your home is here
WITHIN MY HEEEAAAAAART
Calm down lid they probably dont post here.
My god what shit tier lyrics. Googled it and it's The Smashing Pumpkins?
>yay it's the weekend
>do absolutely nothing and just wallow in sadness
>strong qt alien leaving the orville
D R O P P E D
Why is everything so shit I just want good TV to watch but everything is just shit
It's certainly no "Fight, Man of White"
fuuuuuuuuck AFFFFF bastaardssssssss
>>yay it's the weekend
>>do absolutely nothing and just wallow in sadness
>also am a neet
Been signed off work for 2 weeks, got therapy at the end of it. But between now and then I expect it will be a lot of wallowing and it's spooking me, not sure how I'm going to get through it. Phoned Samaritans a few times this week just because it was so bleak
done with exams this week, feels nice to just sit and do nowt without thinking of the shit ive been putting off
>This is the lad who was attempting to act like a big un after getting with a dragfag
Pfffft
I think a lot of the time I actually prefer being in work because it takes my mind off how shit and empty my life is.
That picture doesn't imply they shagged, to me it looks the opposite. He appears to be considering suicide just being in its presence.
Good explanation. I wont be following the trend but I saw a lot of people with rolled up jeans in Manchester last weekend, men and women.
>PAKIS BREEEEEEEED
>LIKE RAAAAAAAAAATS
youtube.com
fuck off uni normalfag mong
After realizing you're about to shag this? I'd be doing more than suicide.
That's a solid 5/10 face
This thread is absolutely fucking bizarre at times
Normally I'd agree but going through some personal shit that was too much to handle alongside work, so agree I probably need this time to rest. I was having to turn all the feels off and go numb for work and it was sending me loopy. Not a distraction like it usually is. But yeah, no idea how I'm going to get through these weeks
like fuck is it
he looks disabled
All my tabs closed again ahhhhh, it says recover tabs and only recovers ten of them
27 years old and never had a girlfriend. People like me should be rounded up and shot to put us out of our misery.
My cat has utterly decimated the population here, can't remember the last time I saw one. They are cute though.
Looks like Adam Driver with short hair. Some girls like him I suppose
I remember my housemate's cat 'playing' with a hedgehog in the garden. Dumb fucker would have been spiked to death if I didn't carry him off, he was really going for the poor little hedgehog
Looks like a chokey acne ridden freak to me
>cat brings in dead mouse all proud and shit
>have to act thankful for the dead, probably diseased rodent now in my kitchen until cat fucks off
>Looks like Adam Driver
Unironically what did you mean by this?
Urgh. I don't need to see this.
that's why you should use the great suspender
/big boi/ is a house cat because he's 12kg and would bring back squirrels or small dogs if he was allowed outside
He looks like he's suffocating in every picture he takes Jesus fuck
Press f for Timmy
trying to decide on a film to watch tonight desu
/big girl/ is just very very pretty and would be stolen
>mfw I bust a nut but Kostas is still suckin'
That's a cute fuckin cat lad. Does he sit on your lap
Hedgehogs can defend themselves very well. The RSPCA were so sick of me ringing the super sekret number for them to fix one they sent me on a course to learn how to do it myself so I can set legs and dress wounds now. Crows are worse for them than cats.
>cat brings in dead mouse all proud and shit
>cat fucks off
>mouse was only playing dead
>gets up and runs behind the cupboard
>spend afternoon getting the fucker out
Yes and sleeps on my chest when I'm in bed. My organs get crushed. He purrs SO loud like a jet engine
>starting a film at 23:15
Madman desu. I need to start films around 21:00 so I can be in bed by 23:00/30
I dont like cats. Wish I could get a dog but im currently living in a bedsit.
Minge Flour
>Hedgehogs can defend themselves very well.
Not really, when I was a kid the dog we had scalped a hedgehog it was so gross
spent the whole bloomin day bullying people with my dragons
had to stop after feeling a bit lightheaded, dont want to be a blood clot news article
youtube.com
Make sense lads
vry cute but shouldn't you be putting him on some weight loss diet
Size of him! This little killing machine is only 5kg and she's 16 years old, she still suckles.
Titbeak
>hedge hog rolls up into a ball
>throw it at a dart board
>462!
fat cats make my day
I love grey cats. Is she an indoor cat or do you take her out on a lead?
He's not fat he's just big. Around the time he was conceived there was an escaped big cat from the local zoo he's actually a panther or something
So many black cats in britfeel.
I missed the whole last thread fill me in lads, just made some chicken curry and stuck on robocop for background noise
she cute here's my slinky girl
He's only 2 and a half
She's an indoor cat but I have took her out on a lead a few times. Someone recommended an "unescapable" cat harness from etsy but she still managed to escape from it and it was a little bit small. Last time I weighed her she was about 7kg
>or do you take her out on a lead?
Please don't tell me people do this. Cats are either indoors or they go out and roam and then come back
At 12kg he's fat and unhealthy by every metric.
This would be really good if he had access to the unmixed audio.
>What is a transition
Why are you so obsessed with me anyway
Ew. Where I live I don't have any loose dogs around to attack them fortunately. Did it die or did you take it to the vet?
Blue/Grey > Black > Tortoise > Ginger > Tabby > White
Pretty girl, love the white chin.
We own this thread whiteboi
>What is a transition
Filtered photos and delusion, apparently.
He's really not fat. He's nearly 2 foot long at rest and nearly 3 foot long when stretched out
Probably hostlad the bitter sod