>Have some of my birthday cake user! I made it just for us.
Have some of my birthday cake user! I made it just for us
James Williams
Ryan Perez
Sure why not.
Hudson Kelly
thanks
>eat it without any guilt because i have a pretty healthy diet and rigurous training with weights and hit cardio so a bit of cake doesn't hurt my gains in the sligthiest
>eat her out later
Daniel Perry
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAKE
Jose Roberts
I don't know you and it's not my birthday bye
Parker Rogers
Thanks! Since I eat clean all year around I can afford to have some cake on special occasions without being autistic about it.
Ian Jenkins
If that cake has less than 10g of protein per 100g then kill yourself retarded faggot slut, otherwise thanks
Leo Miller
Thanks, you used that baking protein I told you about! You even chose Erythritol instead of sugar to sweeten it! You're such a good friend Becky.
Jack Robinson
I usually don't like cake, but if you made yourself a cake on your own birthday, then that's pretty sad and I will have some. Not that a chick like this would ever be that lonely, and not that I would pursue her either. Not with that weak chin, jaw and nasal bridge. I'm not having gay alien sons. Also my tdee is 3000cals, so I can pretty much eat whatever. I'm not one of those fags who gets mad at these threads, but this one is just shit. Kys.
Christian Lee
>tfw you refuse to have gay alien sons
not going to make it
Dylan Rogers
>having such a weak jawline and genes overall that you already asume that her genes would be the predominant genes on your childrens
lmao jawlet, also fuck you she is cute
David Hernandez
Honey, it's our wedding, and I love you so much for having our reception at a Whitesnake concert.
Sebastian Morris
thanks
>eat it without any guilt because i have a pretty healthy diet and rigurous training with weights and hit cardio so a bit of cake doesn't hurt my gains in the sligthiest
>eat her out later
William Reyes
Yeah she is cute, but the male version of her would be a destined incel. Also I have a pretty good jaw and good downward and lateral growth on my chin, but it's a little bit recessed. Not enough to be noticeable, but I'm not taking any chances with a chinletfu.
Ryan Long
why yes, madame, thanks
>eat it without any remorse because my choice of calories is very magnificent and rigurous. Also repetitive lifting of weights and participating jumping off the ground in a horizontal motion so a bit of cake doesn't hurt my musculature in the slightest
>eat her out later
Camden Thompson
Is it vegan?
Tyler Robinson
finally, an internet friend that understands me
Levi Nguyen
Joseph Gonzalez
I only have sex with women that have huge muscles and masculine jawlines in hopes that my descendants will eventually breed a Gigachad into existence.
Adam King
based double dubs of truth and mommygfpilled
Justin Cook
Zachary Thomas
>her
Aaron Walker
t. Takes any excuse to avoid difficulty and can’t stick to long term goals
It’s always someone’s birthday or wedding
Angel Thomas
your cake looks gay
Chase Powell
Not if you have no friends
Adam Ramirez
t. total drag to be around
Ayden Morris
>dodging cake for the rest of your life because you lack the self control to eat in moderation
Bentley Price
sorry i meant eat him out later
David Cruz
>your girlfriend has to make her own birthday cake
>not making her a cake yourself because you love her
0/10 bf