Mire thread

Skinning the cat?

Yes but she was underage unfortunately .

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Got one at the gym yesterday.

>wearing all black undershirt that’s kinda tight from being shrunk
>working chest doing flys
>finish set and stand up to get different dudmbbells
>younger girl whos kinda cute is walking by me and making eye contact while smiling
>me being caught off guard and autistic instantly look to the ground
>she sees this and looks away kinda defeated

Fuck man I didnt even smile back at her. Idk why but it just caught me so off guard. My hair was all shitty and over the place and I didnt shave that morning so I just didnt feel like I was groomed at all. I just lacked confidence right there

Grab bar, kinda do a full flip, hands never leave the bar so your shoulders are all the way rotated by the time your done. Then use core to reverse. Great ab exercise

>flys
Who’s gonna tell him

y i k e s

>unfortunately

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>be me playing pool with friends I haven't seen in a while
>I'm wearing a jumper but as it's warm inside I take the jumper off
>As soon as I take it off, my large white levis tee is showing my juicy arms
>Friend notices them and says something like 'user how big are your fucking arms?
>Laugh it off
>He then asks how often I work out and how much meat I eat
Feels good boys, we are all going to make it

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He means he was masturbating.

I posted a photo of myself for the first time since I started working out 4 months ago and had several friends text me to say that I'm looking jacked

Also went clubbing last weekend and had a hot milf take a selfie kissing me on the cheek so she could send it up to the club picture screen
>nothing else really came out of it because I got too drunk and killed my chances

coworkers actually mired my legs yesterday, im still dyel but got blessed calf genes

honestly the most fun club experiences are the ones where you have zero expectations
i like to go, get some drinks in me, dance and scope the girls and maybe get some good conversation, then go home and jack off
if i go in with these expectations i'm never let down

Not sure if this goes under the humor or mire department but whatever.

>be me
>2nd week on new job at small company
>boss takes me to convention to set up a booth for another conpany
>at the booth, i see a girl my age with weeb pins (specifially bl) on her bag
>jokingly chastize her for blatantly placing bl pins on her bag
>she blushes and we start talking
>shes around my age
>wants to learn nip (i taught her abit since i studied moonspeak a while back)
>she tells me im muscular
>am dyel but big guy by normue standards
>she's clearly head over heels for me
>she asks for my number
>give insta instead
>leave site

2 days pass
>boss calls me into office
>"the client called yesterday..."
>he sips on his coffee
>"...and said he didnt like that you were flirting with her"
>not really told off, but told not to do it again

So on one hand i got a complaint at work, but on the other habd, im now socially proficient enough to flirt

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Whats wrong with flys?

Nothing if you use a barbell

What's bl?

I’ve never been complimented by my physique except from other dudes, but I have had multiple compliments about my jawline from women and it’s why I’ll never have anything past a stubble.

>"He said he didn't like you were flirting with her"

Was it his daughter or something, what's it got to do with that mug?

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Yep, course was taking place in my corner of the gym and one boomer went all "Damn, what are you training so much for, that discipline is admirable". Thanked him followed by friendly banter before I left.

Haven’t really been complemented verbally but that might change since I’m going to a pool party in a week to show off deez gainz.
Although the class thot who sits behind me caressed my triceps and even spanked my ass.
Won’t even try to fuck her since she seems like the type to turn a nigger on and not even give him a handjob.

You're not wrong. Going out and just letting things happen has always worked out better than when I try picking chicks up

>she won't fuck a black guy so I don't like her!

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I think he was using "nigga" in the 3rd person, not actually suggesting the object of his desires needs to fuck black blokes.

>usually train in weekdays
>because of Easter, decided to have an extra workout this Saturday
>normally, during the week, I’ve got a few mires
>milf with the can-I-speak-to-the-manager hair always working out close to me and doing RDL in front of me, despite lots of mirrors
>20yo blonde petite girl always run in the treadmill next to mine
> this Saturday, I meet the blonde’s bf and the milf husband
> thotsgonnathot.jpeg
> workout like I don’t know them

I have more mires stories, but most are shitty like this one. So...

This, bitch turns someone on but never fugs. The worst kind of thot

add >yikes to this picture

I'm a white christian you retard, since when does it automatically make you a Muslim when you don't want your women looking like street hookers

>and then just walk away

Fuck off dune coon

Ladies, you are looking fine
>still got it

Wife says in bed the other night
>God, I love your muscles

Soiboy walks by while we are out
>I'm so glad you don't have a soft shitty body

Paying off, boys.

Don't listen to that faggot. Flys are awesome they give a great stretch. I personally prefer dumbells to barbells but hey.

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That’s literally not the color of shit though, if that’s what your pushing you should see a doc breh

>I'm so glad you don't have a soft shitty body
based wife

im going to assume "boy love", given the context within anime

>neighbor is some boomer fuck that orders pre-chopped firewood
>make it a point to chop mine in plain sight of their house
>catch his wife mirin'

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Yes but I hate people looking at me

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Barbell flies are fucking goat. If your ribs ain’t crackin your muscles ain’t packin’

>be me
>just started, only like a month in
>met cool gymbro like first week, he shows me how to do lifts and stuff with proper form
>started dl at lmao1pl8
>almost 4 weeks in now at lmao1pl8 25
>gymbro says good job, putting in some work, keep it up
It is a wholesome feel my dudes, idec if im still a weakling. it feelsgoodman, we're all gonna make it brehs

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Based.

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I wish we had school uniforms in the US like they do in the latin american countries.

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Gains, is that you?

they do your family just couldn’t afford to send you

>move to big city for work
>talking to a group of mostly women coworkers
>tell them I moved from the midwest
>one says “well the midwest didn’t deserve you you’re too pretty to live there!”
>everyone giggles

Pretty isn’t the best but I’ll take anything at this point. Felt good brahs

fuck her

>based client boomer cucker
you know he only hired her because she was young and cute, what did he expect

>27 year old med fag
>In clinicals managing diabetic old fucks
>Doing intake on new patient
>user you must have played sports in college with those legs
>user I wouldn't mind you lifting me with those arms

I may look like a fag with my jogger scrubs but mires are always coming left and right

t. ugly incel

fuck I always wish I grew up in the city. its impossible to grow up in a city and not be redpilled as a kid. the midwest is just so painfully blue-pilled and you're surrounded by boomers who stayed there and live in their past glory.

>buying groceries, 4 or 5 items
>checkout girl asks if I need a bag
>I say "Nah, I've got arms"
>she says "Yes, you do" with a quick glance at them

Subtle but it made me happy for a while after

was at work and a VERY thicc girl that works with me and we always meet eyes. ill never make a move because no girls ever like me

Fucking hate the city but it’s the only place to make money in my industry so had no choice. Give me a cabin in the mountains and I’m set

>from guys

kek

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Hows this a mire

>yes, but i have a gf...

Learn to use them to your advantage. What you need is your GF to witness the mires you receive so that she knows she can't get fat or lazy in bed.

Love doing em right after my dips

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Based

shit sucks

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This. Basically yes homo.

This, the human race is de-evolving from degeneracy

>unfortunately

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so close

r e d d i t

Got a haircut and the old lady doing it called me 'hunky' and 'gorgeous'

I have a question for you guys
>go to a concert in a very small venue
>already drunk from before but ordering a beer at the bar
>really cute girl to my right keeps looking at me
>shes ordering a shot and is obviously very drunk already
>alcohol gives me the confidence to talk to her
>must've been smiling like a retard cus she said i had a "shit grin"
>she keeps getting super close to me
>im an autist and cant really flirt
>after chatting for a minute or two she says "you can do a lot better for yourself" and walks away
what the fuck did she mean by this?

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In a few words, you can make it. Just drop the tism, it is possible.

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How should be my reaction when a qt that i dont know, smiles at me in the street or random public place ? Really i nerve know what to do,i cant smile because i never did in my life and my forced smiles are disgusting. Each time a girl smiles at me i'm so sad because I look like i'm a fucking disrespectful asshole

just need to know how to work them out, these sort of girls are what I call "the harassers"
just don't give them shit, keep accusing her of chasing you but don't tell her to stop, say that all she has in mind is sex, and all she wants is your penis, jokingly obviously. you'll see how this works her up

cringe but redpilled
also low t

based

whats a mire
and a dyel
I'm new to this forum

Dyel its you
And mire is what you ill never get

a mire is good expression froma lay for friend
a dyel a is a d o you ecen lift

enjooy your stay new amigo

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This definitly clears it up.

Mire is short for admire and is when you catch another person checking you out

A dyel is do you even lift. Basically a person just beginning their attempts to get fit

watch out, he might blow up

kek

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>Go to mall with friend
>Walking around noticing people are looking at me chest
>Ask buddy if there's some shit on my shirt that i'm too blind to see
>says "no you're just fucking buff"
feels good

Had some girls mire me on omegle but afterwards felt creepy as fuck. Not doing that again.

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>Your women

I doubt any female has even come close to being referred to as your woman you fucking virgin

First warm day of the year on good Friday. Went with the wife and kids to a national park. Top off to work on the tan, playing with the kids, everybody laughing and having fun, girls everywhere stealing glances. Feels good man

Then don't force the smiles. Realize that you have the dignity of a living soul, and then smiling will come naturally. You're going to make it.

My gf's sister looks uncomfortably at my chest and arms since the first time i met her. She touches my shoulders every single time I'm sitting (first time while i was driving).
She's 10 years younger and i might have to spend the rest of my life in het proximity.
What do Jow Forums?

smash and be done with it

>In the bib, learning. Befote I get back to my seat, I notice two grils checking me out. Hear some muttering "What do you think?"" Naah." "I find him really hot" Turn around, bugged. they start laughing but stop talking.
>Also in the bib, also getting back to work. Sit down, girl in front of me turns her head, looks me straight into my eyes, smiles and turns back over.

Springtime is obv. arriving..

Literally got my first mire this week. Was from a fat as fuck guy.

Mire myself in the mirror every day

>first time at the gym
>measuring for the first time at 30% bodyfat
>girls still mire

Cope harder Jow Forums

One of the only decent mires in this thread, congrats user, keep going