This man is the reason I lift and do cardio

this man is the reason I lift and do cardio

absolute legend

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are you following his diet plan too?

i will once i finally snap and run off into the woods and become feral

This woman is the reason I do the thing and lift the weight.

An actual legend.

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coward

based

I just do it to make my uncle proud. He lives in a shack in the mountains in Montana.

The duality of man.

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based and 2d pilled

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The guy is a fucking idiot. I've been out there away from civilization and yes it is amazing (wont even describe whats so good about it but yes its amazing), anyway this guy was completely unprepared
What did he think was going to happen, survive by himself for years out there?

please describe user, I beg of you

>What did he think was going to happen, survive by himself for years out there?
yeah thats pretty much exactly what he thought

He probably figured that he could return of things got really bad. I've read he tried to go back to the nearest town a few weeks before his death but the river wasn't passable at that time in the year.

and thats why i'm getting in shape and actually preparing

Have sex incel

for everyone who needs a summary of this guys story

>pissed at the world and society, mainly because of his abusive and toxic parents.
>graduates college and dips the fuck out
>abandons his car in a place where the tide rises, to make it look like the car had been there for a while, removes the plates
>burns all his money, destroys his ID
>goes on adventure across the country by the alias "Alex Supertramp
>eventually goes to alaska, finds a bus and lives in it for a while
>eats some poison berries and fucking dies

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It doesnt work that way.
Whats your plan?

i'm not going to live out there forever, i'm assuming thats what he planned. I just want to disappear for a while, maybe like a month

I've never paid you rent so why am I still living inside your head?

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i lift because one of my cousins is a literal neckbeard living in his parents basement. last time i saw him he's growing out his hair and talking in a high pitched voice. i'm willing to bet money he spends all his time on Jow Forums

i hope you're lifting so you can beat him until he stops breathing. if he does lurk Jow Forums, you should try and get on his pc and get him ip banned.

Kv b&r
You bench all the plates you want and you’ll still die a virgin ;^)

You're not

kek
didn't he poison himself?

check my summary above. he eats poisonous berries which make him unable to digest food and he starves to death

Same here. I'm just waiting for the snow to melt as some areas get snowed in and theres no way out unless you are running tracks

You think you can last it for a solid month? Trust me shit happens out there and your mind changes if you're away for awhile in the woods

>replies to me every single time
Sure thing user.

I get the feeling you're twiggy.
You even preemptively give me (You)s by entering 'Why do you lift' threads before me and demand I post my dakis for you.
Evict me from your head user, you are obsessed with me.

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i'm not brave enough yet to venture into his cave but some day i will

>says he lives Rent free in others heads
>posts his boogeyman
This is but one of the many reasons you’ll die alone
Can’t lift away the autism and anti social behavior I guess

Those Quints should give you the power

>50500054
Okay Twiggy, I'm going back to ignoring you now.

> (You)
>>replies to me every single time


Except that's where you're wrong

Back to cuddling with your daki, fat boy?

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Good, keep the clout at a minimum then because I don't think about you.

You really think it’s just one guy who laughs at your fat ass, don’t you? Adorable, what’s your insta
Where does the muscle begin and the fat end?

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Pretty much. Don’t get why he’s lionized.

He's romantic to a lot of people, especially city liberals and armchair philosophers. Just look at the shrine that tourists turned that bus into on youtube.

Also read some reactions from actual Alaskan outdoorsmen and have a good laugh.

fake argument is fake

I like this guy better. Wasn’t a dumbass and survived.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Proenneke

I just think its an absolute power move that even after graduating college and having a career laid out for him he did that instead

Power move, mental illness... potayto, poetahto

This quote can be used metaphorically for so much more than an actual basement discord tranny. These quints need to be redeemed. It is Easter after all.

I'm not that autistic to lift because of some hippie cuck.

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All hail crystal spine

Have you read the book? I've just started reading it and I'm really enjoying how he writes in the postcards and mail.
It's a shame how he ended up

F

Fucker took the Ted pill but wasn't ready for it.
This is who I lift for

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He only wanted to stay in Alaska for no more than 8 months, but he did want to return after finding that:
"Happiness is nothing if it is not shared" - Alexander Super-tramp, 1992

Is that the dude who starved to death because he thought he could hack it in the wilderness?

Read Krakauer's latest research. Chris wasn't an arrogant moron like detractors say.
newyorker.com/books/page-turner/how-chris-mccandless-died

>And it wasn’t arrogance that had killed him, it was ignorance. Also, it was ignorance which must be forgiven, for the facts underlying his death were to remain unrecognized to all, scientists and lay people alike, literally for decades.

Summaru:
Chris: "Oh boy, I'm going to live with nature and be one with it, all on this 10 pound bag of rice!"
Natives: "lol white boi you gonna die-"
Chris: "OH BOY, I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH NATURE AND BE ONE WITH IT ALL ON THIS 10 POUND BAG OF RICE SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Natives: *raffs in native*
Chris: *writes note* "I am going to DIE this IS NOT A JOKE"
Chris: *dies*

That's a drawing not a woman dummy.

Best post I've seen all day

>Pretending to be more than one person
Lmao kys fag

looks like a random homeless guy

this, millions of retards run off and die in the wilderness, why did this one get books, movies. Hell I even got taught about him in school

I can just imagine the pride you feel when shooting a moose and then just stand a few days in front of it watching it spoil because you're a retard not looking up 'how to properly gut stuff' before going into bumfuck nowhere

kek

>you will never spend the night having passionate loving sex with a Jow Forums brown girl after having defeated the enemy in glorious battle that day
why even live bros?

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Fpbp

Oh no dont remind me

>eats some poison berries and fucking dies
Wrong.
He ate Alaskan wild “potato”, which itself is not known as poisonous but has the ability to inhibit digestion enough to cause starvation if your diet lacks solid nutrition. So he became malnourished over time waiting for the river to get lower and didn’t have the energy to find the nearest town after the river finally became crossable.

>not lifting for the real legend

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>Lifting for a Primitivist sperglord CIA asset

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