Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read ALL OF the r/steroids wiki: reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
>Reddit link yeah, fuck off
Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.
Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.
No source talk allowed.
This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.
Don't ask us to help you schedule your pinning dosages. Use steroidcalc.com/
If you're going to ask a beginner question, make sure to include: - age - bf% - time spent training
i want to roid up to become the undeniable alpha of my group and fuck tons of thots
Brody Jackson
>reddit link Yeah, fuck off.
Jace Baker
>donating blood >Wow user you have a Really high red blood cell count. Do you have any medical conditions related to that we should know about? >Wow haha weird! Nope, not that I know of!
they don't even test this before you donate blood lmao
Nicholas Harris
what's the point of being a roidlet if you aren't making money off your physique?
Michael Jenkins
Lads How does this look for now. Wont discuss dosages I'm running NPP, TEST E, TREN ACE and var
AI and caber on hand
How am I going to control the rage on these compounds? What I'm running now is already hard to manage with the anger
Ryan Reyes
>doing an std test >nurse goes to draw my blood and it just instantly explodes into the tube thingy >"holy crap your blood pressure must be through the roof" h-haha
Chase Jones
Disclaimer: real men don’t need roids
Luis Lewis
you should try not being a piece of shit who blames his complete lack of self-control on steroids :-). I'm cool as a cucumber on test/tren, so's nano, so's ccfc, so is honestly almost everyone I've ever seen doing tren. it tends to be the larpers who overexaggerate tren rage due to its urban legend status.
Aiden Morales
There's nothing morally wrong with steroids, but people who use them will inevitably become reliant on them, because as long as you take them, you will never know how to eat and train without them. Do you know what that means? It means that if you get serious about cycles, you will be stuck depending on them, and it's a vicious cycle, because the longer you're on, the more you will downregulate your testosterone production. There are other health risks too, especially considering that you are injecting yourself with something from outside of the regulated human consumption pharmaceutical system.
Unless you need them for your job (i.e. soldier, fireman, athlete, anything that requires athletic performance for success), you are probably going to pay for it later.
That's bullshit I pin and I get rage after a few hours. How do you control it? I need the gym when running this cycle
I'm telling you i feel it hit after a few hours post pin
Ryan Richardson
When I went they had me in a side room to fill a questionnaire and take a small blood prick. Maybe my memories fuzzy over what it was but they were definitely analyzing for something. Could have sworn reading through the material they mentioned some sort of condition that causes people to overproduce red blood cells they can't donate for some reason. Polycythemia I think
Luis Gutierrez
coping natty
times have changed
Lucas Ortiz
This is so true. I truely feel bad for roiders. They will be fucked up with heart problems in their 40s and cancer in their 50s. Not to mention todler testosterone levels without doping.
Aiden Cooper
I know what I'm doing and my nutrition/training is on point The gear is a bonus
Ethan Long
15 years cycling and my test levels always recover. this is my protocol
blast 16 weeks cruise 4 weeks blast 16 weeks again PCT with HCG for 2 months
There checking your hemoglobin level, they don't check RBC's until the blood goes to the lab.
Elijah Young
Assuming you got a decent source how long do vials of gear last? Is there different rates of degradation? Never thought of it till realizing I got some sealed 5 month old bottles of deca lying around
James Bennett
If stored correctly (dark, upright, average temp etc.) they can last several years unopened. It's really only the oil going bad which can get you for vials
Orals / meds last forever if stored correctly
Elijah Davis
>upright
wait my vials lay on there side, is that bad?
Carter Parker
Ehh depends on the rubber stopper they used Some sources cheap out and the stopper isn't the best quality, and can dissolve or break apart a little bit when in contact with the alcohol and solvents in the juice. I just stick them upright because that's how they fit in my stash
Joshua Campbell
Way to put the 'cheating fraud' into cheating fraud threads. Who do you think you're fooling?
Tyler Cook
tfw anadrol makes you full as fuck but also bloated turtle stomach
Joseph Sanders
i dont b&c forever retard i still come off because i care about my health
Chase Peterson
Blood work down in Australia boys - enlighten me. New health record gonna fuck me down the track? Do I just ask bulk bill pajeet doc? Can they disclose to anyone? Red pill me pls Jow Forums I tried two days of dbol before i pulled the pin because I don't know my bloods on anything but pre cycle and don't wanna try and eyeball e2 sides.
Nicholas Jenkins
>i still come off because i care about my health >i care about my health that's why i go compeletly off to fuck my hormone levels even harder and leave the mess for my body to sort out instead of having stable condition you are such a fucking retard
Jacob Martinez
Post body you don't even juice
Easton Long
>you don't even juice says the faggot who comes off gear
Oliver White
Just got my stuff, excited! Starting beginner cycle in a month, need to cut down first,waht bodyfat is optimal to start jucing?
David Rodriguez
Better not be dbol only
Most people on source forums use imedical.com.au/ Get one of the sports tests, or talk to your doctor about low t symptoms, anything to get him to test your levels. Might not work, so use a private lab if not
Samuel Reyes
you can kick me from the discord but you can't kick me from your mind
Robert Price
It's like 180 AUD for LDL and like 400 for just kidney function/test/e2/prolactin
Does anyone down under actually use this? What boxes do you tick there's about 1000
What's the difference between doing this and telling a doctor I take test won't they just send me for bloods whenever I need? It's not like they can tell anyone and they have a duty of care, right?
Doctors here are old boomers / asians / women Test and steroids are like a foreign language to them. Prescribed trt here is 1g test u per 10 weeks or some meme cream to rub on yourself. The knowledge base of reddit (yes reddit) and other forums are miles ahead of any gp. A proper endo? Sure.
But Good luck finding one who will order the tests for you, especially if you dont look like a low test male (roiding for this), as well as monitor your health throughout. You will likely be accused of drug seeking behaviour and they'll make a note of that. Hence why people skip the bullshit and pay for a private clinic to monitor their bloods themselves
Google you autist Australia + steroids or something like that
Expected gains from 20mg super drol a day for 3-4 weeks while on a test cruise? 15lbs of lbm?
Jackson Campbell
God, you motherfuckers are going to end up dead from cheap chink fakes. Let me tell you how to do it properly. Yes it's the "old way" in many aspects, but if it worked for Arnold, Columbo, Ferrigno. Yates, Coleman, etc.. it will work for you. firstly, THREE BOOKS you need to own: 1. Newest Version of "anabolics" by william Llyewyn, which is shit-full of thousands of pics so you'll never get a fake 2. UGSH 2- Underground Steroid Handbook Two by Dan Duchaine. He's dead now, the book is now...over 20 years old, but it's worth owning and reading to set your foundation. 3. WAR 1996 (World Anabolic Review). Yes, 25 years old bu still immutable info that's still true today.
DON'T buy ANYTHING chink. Last "good" shit to come out of Asia was a dude in Thailand named "redicat," who figured out how to put a-drol and others onto blotter "sheets" like acid, and they always tested at 20% OVER the dose it said.NOTHING from ASIA. If you can get get it Norma Hellas Deca. Check the new William Llywen book to make sure it's not fake anadrol 50- don't think the English Dispensary makes anymore, but the thai dispensary and england still makes good ones
Tiajuana- now, 15 years ago, you were safe. You'd go shopping like a candy store, if you could you'd drive to rsarito beach to get better prices. you'd even get Ketamine just to have a bit of fun int he san diego hotel that night. As the border got more heat, you made friends with one harmacist, went there once a week and used his bathroom to do your business, put your crap in his sharps container and then go, DO NOT use a random TJ pharmacist you don't know, since many of the prikcs now will callll the border patrol, get you popped, gt a reward, and get your merchandise back. I still use same dude in Eastern europe have been using for 17 years now, since I was 16. In hundreds of orders, got intercepted once, scanned the letter and sent it to himand he resent, had it in 10 days. He does a great job hiding it.
Matthew Ward
I don't think I can put a source here, even though he is not in US and has a website. DO NOT try to get a source on here. Hang out for MOTNHS on a site like the old "anabolex," show that you are serious, show that you talk the talk, and enetually someone will give you a good source. The FEDs and DEA are way too worried about oopiods, they aren't worried avout fucking gear. If you order from overseas, at worsr you'll get a letter we have confiscated X, which is illegal in the US under code ___. If you would like to fight this and try to collect your order, call XXX-xxxxx. Just ignrore it, take a scan fo it and send it to you guy. You may need to get PO box before he resends it. right now, by FAR the best sources you're going to find are in eastern europe.
Elijah Gutierrez
Planning my first cycle, was thinking something simple like just 500 test e and eating at a surplus.
When would you do this cycle? Right before a cut? I'd imagine losing a lot of the gains by cutting (somewhat) soon after... Continue bulking afterwards and then do another cycle (something else/more?) while cutting?
Liam Martin
Yes cut with your first cycle.
Jeremiah Price
>was thinking something simple like just 500 test e wasting your money. 500mg.month? To see any results, here;s what you need -800 mg.test a month, primo depot, every 3 days, 800 mg.deca per month. THAT isa decent first cycle from which you will see real results. Your diet? LEarn how to FUKING EAT LIKE Your LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. 6 days a week, you eat chocolate met-rx with cinnamon, made with water and ice, put over grapenuts and plain oatmeal. That's 6 days a week. On the 7th day, you can eat plain chicken and brown rice. If you need extra claories if you are blukinging, get one of the fckining weight gainers and get another protein pwoder to take each day. Experiment with your body. OH, IMPORTANT-- go on fucking ebay and buy a cheap olf tradmill for ~$120. Each morning, before bbreakfast, "fast-walk" 5 or 6 miles. This may sound lie a tall order right now but once you get used to it, you'll be amazed at how good you feel constantly.
Isaiah Sanders
Howsi moldovan bath tub better than chink bath tub?
Ryder Gray
>moldovan bath tub BC the ones I'm talking about are BRAND NAMES like Norma, English Disdpensary, etc... just so happens the seller is in that nation. Let me see if I can show a pic without giving the site address, which I don't think I'm allowed to give:
>Was thinking 500/w, wait, 500x of what kind of test? Test Enanthate? Realy no reason to do every 5 days, IMO between 7-10 days. You add deca in there and, if you ca afford, orimbolan depot. Since we both of curse lve outside the us, you might find something you like at a joke site of course called pharma bol.com
(save that add, then going to tr to delete.....again, totally logal in my country and your own since you live outside the us as do I.....)
Elijah Nguyen
eating i weird, and going to depend a lot on your own metabolimism...here's is my startegy...choclate metrx, 4 x a day, with water and cinamon. You pour it over plain oatmeal or granpnuts.
Gavin Moore
every day I sit and look at roid websites but I never have the balls to order any.
how do i overcome this?
Brayden Wilson
You tried their hgh?
Charles Reed
Test E should be injected every 3.5 days, once a week bare minimum.
Fuck, the name of the French trenbolone whose name escapes me....they past made it in 1997....my mind is friend right now, ca't even recall the name....but it was fucking AMAZING as far as fesults, even if it was dangerous...
Ethan Fisher
>You tried their hgh? yeah. Not a big fan of it, but I know others who are. They are epensive (don't wanna see m like I'm doing nn ad for them), but in close to 1k order, have only lost ONE and they innediately resent it. I'm friends witt he dude now, I sent hm a givt wieh his first kid was born. He's genuinely a good fucking guy who taeks his business seriously....
Cooper Mitchell
>Test E should be injected every 3.5 days, you have a recent source for that? Are you talking about injection into the shoulder, quad, glute a site injection, or what? i can't see how the Ether from Test E dissipates within 3.5 days. Do you have a recent study that shows a new mapping of the dispersal within the muscle? thanks..
Thomas Hernandez
Whats specifically wrong with Asian gear? I don't doubt chink shit would cut corners but are we talking about certain contaminants or just underdosed?
Connor Wilson
>Asian gear? I There are NO established brands. I said earlier, the last shit to come out of Asia that was actually tested was the shit from the guy "reddicat." He was a fucking GENIUS, poor fucker is in a horrible jail now. HE was undercutting the entire market with STRONGER shit and his gear was amazing. JEwggle him and see if his info is still around. Now, why does nothing good come from Asia? There was ONE good brand that came from Australia with Kangaroos on it (though obviously that isn't asia). If Japan made one, MAYBE that would be interesting. But since Reddicat, NOTHING could has come out of Asia. Look at the Brands that have come out of europe and the US-- Norma, Brit Dispensary, all kinds of American pharm brands.... look to the the brands on that site and SAVE IT before it gets deleted it......yes, it's expensive, it's not 1997 anymore where you could get your sus preloads for $14. But it's much, MUCH better than risking death from some cheap shit made in a chink bath tub....
Parker Brooks
This is actually very good idea for a cycle, though they din't give diet advice, for me this is very good advice for a first cycle...
BTW FAGGOTS- BEFORE MODS TAKE IT DOWN, FIGURE OUT THIS SITE, BOOMMARK IT, THIS SITE IS FUCKING LEFIT. A TOUCH EX EXPENSIVE, BUT TOALLY LEGIT, AND IF YOU EVERY LOS A PACKAGE TO CUSTOMS, THEY WILL RESEND SO LONG AS YOU USE DIFFERENT HOUSE OR PO BOX....
Asher Peterson
Here is another screen shot. I can vouch these are legit compounds, at least have been for last ~16 years. Remember, these are ILLEGAL IN US, so, of course, NO ONE would ever get them sent to the US and risk possibly getting them seized and getting a "warning letter," ppl here are better than that,,,,
tell us what it is faggot they are gonna ban you anyway
James Clark
See on steroidcalc.com for amount do I put the weekly total or per pin?
So 500mg test e per week is put in as 500mg or 250mg if I'm E3.5D?
Sebastian Harris
Don't take avodart in 0.5mg dose to fight hairloss. At least not daily. Take like a tablet a week that should be enough. If you take the 0.5mg a day dose it's like 20% chance of ED while on it. Oh and the half life is like 2 months so it won't be for a while before you notice.
Easton Peterson
>this is the worst post in the history of fraud Is that so? OK, so please, why don't YOU show everyonehow it's donw and provide legt sources, as I have in this thread. I'll wait. But you know what? We both know you know, because you can't. Because you're chicken shit fuckin pussy asshole. You know? Big fucking mouth, but if it ever came down to an actually fight, you couldn't get away fast enough. correct? Example-- I'll be in NYC for the next 2 weeks, right near Tomkins Square. I can't have a friend bring a a Camera, you can too. We can do it down near the Berry Projects so no cops will break up the fight. Are you up for it? Let me know, I'll set up a proton mail, and we can get an exact time, ad that night your "second" and mine an put it up on the internet. Deal?
Liam Torres
>NEVER EVER post in my thread again Go fuck your dead mother. If you're a bad, ban me. Otherwise, drop fucking dead of the AIDs you bughaser. I've put more concrete info into a thread than anyone in the past 5 years. so, i REALLY mean it: FUCK YOU and your dead mother.
Charles Myers
you're an absolute moron who doesn't know anything about anything. stop posting you mouthbreather.
Ryder Fisher
>NEVER EVER post in my thread again If you have a real prblem wit me, same goes for you fuckface-- you say yuo're a builder? Fine, NYC, I'm right near Tomkins square, YOU pick the site fuckface. Who the fuck are you? You think YOU own fucking threads once they are posted? Who the fuck do you think you are? You have a prolem with me? I'm in the city. Are you on the West coast? Will meet you haalf way. FUCK YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, you miserable fucking bugchaser when, in the fucking posts you singled out, I promoted more and better info then you, MOTHERFUCKER, have EVER provided here... Let me know a time and place fuckface and one of us be in in hospital and one in jail. I have a feeling on who will end up where asshole.
Eli Watson
You're not a serious lifter, I can tell. I've been natty lifting for 10 years, started at 18 and I have not drinked or done drugs for all that time. I've sticked to my diet and trained religiously. My gains right now are minimal. Half a pound of muscle a year at this point is a gold mine. This is my hobby and lifestyle, this is what I enjoyed doing over anything else. Roiding is the only way to keep moving forward. Even if I'm sacrificing my future health in the process, it's something I'm willing to accept. Besides, there's such a thing as responsible steroid use and good recovery. Don't believe what the MSM tells you about the roid boogie monster. Times have changed friend.
Cooper Gonzalez
>mouthbreather. clearly, an oldfag. Mouthbreather? Actually, you might be right. 6 foot 3, 270 pounds, 12 reps on incline bench with 170 lb dumbells, 495 squat for 10, plus my boxing before i started lifting. so EXPLAIN asshole, what, exactly, don't i know? I gave peopple better info than YOU have ever given. If a mod wants to ban me, fine, but YOU??? Who the FUCK even are you? By what metric do you think you can judge me, when I've FORGOTTEN more about this topic than you could ever learn. Fuck you. Was GENUINELY trying to help people and keep them safe while using gear, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE FOR PEOPLE???? motherfucer. I'm in NYC, you tell me fucking where you want to meet, I'll send you right to the fucking ER with one punch fuckface. Tough guy until someone fucking calls you out directly.
Lucas Mitchell
is this a copypasta or did you just type this yourself?
Ryan Anderson
>its this guy again who will NEVER shut up about the Mexican border, Parabolan and Norma Hellas
seriously my man, take your worthless boomer advide somewhere else, you´re full of shit
everything you posted is stupid broscience with absolutely zero facts behind any of it. you're some retarded old fat guy who learned about steroids through word of mouth from other retards. you have never done any research into anything and you still believe broscience from the 90s.
again, get out of my thread.
Joseph Gomez
>is this a copypasta or did you just type this yourself? It's your dead mother's obituary.>seriously my man, take your worthless boomer advide somewhere else, you´re full of shit yah, and as for you, well you can suck my fucking ass. you are one fucking asshole who has never achieved anything in his life in lifting at least, probably in all other areas. What have I done? Provided 3 solid fucking sources every aspiring bilder should have: 1. Arnold's "Encyclopedia of modern Bodybuilding" 2. William Llyeyn's new "Anabolics" sold on amazon 3. UGSH-II by Dan duchaine, the legend reogognized by everyone from Arnold to Yates to Coleman to Columbo to Ferigno. but YOU don't appricate his contributions--e.g., like exposing Ben Johnson and his love for Winny-V-- so everyone should heed you.
>again, get out of my thread. This cocksucking bigchaser STILL cannot get it through his head that NOTHING on this site is "his" and he cannot tell people where to post and where not to post. but it's amazing he still thinks he can. and I'll repeat, for any newfag lurkers, in just 5 or 6 posts I've given more info and help than YOU, with you worthless bullshit has in fucking years rambling about whatever you ramble about. You act like a bigt fucking tought guy, so now this is the THIRD time I'll call you out-- don't live near NYC? I'll met you halfway. And I'll even bring someone to tape it so can't be accused of "fighting dirty." Come one, what did you saty i was a ..."mouth breather?" Surely, you could easily beat my ass right? urely, I wouldn't have you in the hosptial for 2 months with your fucking jaw broken? Cime in, I'm just a..basement dwelling, fat, neckbear who lives with his mother and has NEVER been to a giving or lifting gym. Why not fight me?
Andrew Hall
>It's your dead mother's obituary hey user that's mean
John Mitchell
Whatever he's on I think it's legit lol.
What are you currently on big man? Tren?
Alexander Gomez
Redicat Busted, 11 years ago now. One of the finest men I ever knew. F. Absolutely NO REASON for him to be in jail, his products NEVER hurt anyone and NEVER caused any sort of violence...
"British Dragon Founder and Redicat Busted by steroidmedia Edwin Richard Crawly aka one of the founders of British Dragon and Ashly Vincent Livingston aka Redicat were arrested in a joint DEA-Thai international sting operation. They are being extradicted to the United States on charges of illegally exporting anabolic steroids to the U.S."
Hey fraud how would I convince my doctor to give me an xray to see if my growth plates have fused
Austin Butler
How old are you?
Wyatt Martin
>What are you currently on big man? Test suspension daily, 1 g deca every 9 days, test and tren mix, methytest (dissolve under tongue before workout), primoblan deport 300 every 2 days, 150 anabolex daily. Novaldex, Armidex. (ton of other stuff on the site, considering trying HGH along with a ton of other stuff....).
diet- 4 chocolate met-rx with oatmeal or grapenuts, plain grilled chicken breast with lemon and brown rice
Jack Cooper
Any GENUINE old fags have any thoughts on this fucking thing?
$1,939 – $2,529
This is an example of a common pro-bodybuilder cycle.
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John Hernandez
One thing I've never really fucked with is HGH. For a while, i was having it sent to me with dry ice but then it just got too fucking expensive. They claim they supposedly have powder now AND a Somatropin liquid. anyone have and experience with both? Really the only ones I've not fucked with are insulin spikes and HGH. Anyone used both or either have any feedback???
Mason Edwards
stop posting
Jaxson Torres
i wonder, I look at people like Kushner and his brother, and I cannot fucking believe they are NATURALLY 6 foot 4. My nephew is 12 years old right now, thinking about trying ti convince my sister to buy liquid HGH and give it to my nephew to try to hopefully give me an extra 3 or 4 inches in height. Anyone have any thoughts on this?
Noah Watson
>stop posting fuck face, the more you tel me that, you motherless fuck, the more I'll keep posting. As I've already said, if you have an issue with me, i'll gladly meet you halfway from wherever you live--- on camera-- and fuck you up, then put it on the internet for everyone to see. Until and unless you will accept that challenge, just go back in your chucched and shut the fuck up you miserable little fuking prick.
Adrian Fisher
Youre really a hypocritical, attention queen, patehtic, loser asshole, aren't you? I'll go you one bettter-- offer you $5,000 tofight me, i'll bring someone with a camera. No dirty fighting, only fists. you claim to be a lifter, you tell me i'm a....what word did you use? so, clearly, you should be able to fuck me up, no problem! There's NO WAY you'll end up in the hospital drinking through a straw for 3 months, no way! The fucking thread is called "FRAUD," and the fucking GREATEST anti-FRaud tool out there for gear is the book "anabolics" by william Llywen, which contains pictures of the REAL thing and EVERY fucking fake known to the world. and YOU fucking tell ME to stop posting, thus basically saying you'd rather someone DIE than have any attention off you for even a fucking second, you fucking zize0queen, attention whore, miserable cock0fucking, dick-up-the-ass FAGGOT?!!! You useless, pathetic, attention queen, motherfucker???
If I could get my hands on you, I would genuinely squeeze until yuo stopped moving. How fucking dare you make a thread deicated to exposing "FRAUD," and someone posts the BEST anti-FRaud tool for gear ever made, and YOu--you digusting, wretched, sorry son o fa motherfucker-- try to get the posts removed? Who the fuck do you think you are? If I could get near you, I'd squeeze and your neck and not a person would be able to stop me. As already said, feel free to meet me in NYC. The Time in Rikers and then the Tombs and then Upstate would be worth it in your case, you murderous dishonest cocksucking piece of rabble.
Jose Torres
The rule of thumb is 1 lb of raw unadulterated muscle per mg of super drol per week. Don't you know that super drol is super magic?
Henry Rogers
the fucking cringe holy shit lmao
Charles Scott
18
Cameron Ward
500test/400deca/600EQ(frontloaded) 16 weeks
This is gonna be the sickest bulking cycle of all time. My body is ready.