See thread on r9k called "minimum requirements for gf"

>You however CAN stop eating too much.
Yeah, for example, try telling anorexic person to eat more. Not that easy

It's just your own insecurities. Now you know how manlets feel when girls list the minimum height as 6' in a ideal bf thread.

Not easy but doable. Shouldn't have got yourself into that position in the first place.

>Yeah, for example, try telling anorexic person to eat more. Not that easy

It's easier to feed someone while they are sleeping/drunk than to try to get someone to lose weight.

You can sneak meth into their food.

Nobody wants a fat ass, OP.
Kinda like how no girl wants to date a guy with a neckbeard and fedora.

Don't get this wrong. I'm average, I don't have any problem with weight. But I just don't get why guys only want skinny girl with big boobs and ass

>What the fuck is wrong with robots?
t. Fat chick

Lol. U can shave in less than a minute and take off fedora in a second

Almost anyone would smash a chick if she's not super obese, but dating is a different deal; social shame is powerful. Even if nobody sees them, just knowing they're dating someone fat alters their opinion of themselves. As an aside, I'm fucking a fat chick right now and idk if it's all the extra insulation but she has the tightest pussy ever.

Because that's what they're attracted to. Surely you have preferences as well.

Honestly I'd be really fucking happy with an overweight/fat gf.
speak for yourself, retard

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I actually tried to bed a chubby girl I knew. Amazing tits, not too much belly, short, pale.
But as soon as I saw her fat pussy I lost my boner. It was horrible for both of us.
So yeah physiologically impossible for me to date fatties even if I liked their personality and face.

Literally not even true though. Women are much more specific with their preferences. Every single guy I know with ZERO exceptions has said that a small belly is either OK or actually preferable. It is the fashion industry and Hollywood driven by GAYS and WOMEN and (((CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE))) who promote this STUPID and WRONG idea that thin is ideal for women.

All you have to do is not be obese. That's it.

Oh fuggg my fatty gf had the tightest pussy I ever fucked. Surely not coincidence?

How much porn do you watch dude. A fat pussy isn't that bad.

As the old saying from your grandparent's era says:

"Fat girls are like Mopeds; they're fun to ride, but if your friends find out, they'll make fun of you"

sometimes i like to make fake tinder accounts and put the most disgusting vile women i can find on there and in a couple of hours i'll have a shit ton of matches

its fucking insane

my latest was pic related, a negress account where i claimed to be pregnant with 3 nigger kids and my boyfriend had just died of HIV, 25+ matches within a couple of hours

sometimes i wonder if i should take the trap pill and just abuse the shit out of thirsty betas on twitch / patreon or something, it seems too good to be true

I like thinner and fitter women, hourglass is fine, "belly" is not, fuck off chubby chasing sicko

I love fat women so much
I prefer them now desu

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We might be onto something. As a corollary, every skinny asian chick I've fucked has been a loose cavern and I'm not small by any measure.

forgot the tindr pic

orignal comment yes yes~~

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>wahhhhhh, life is competition, wahhhhhhhhhhh

I like thinner and fitter women and I like thicc and juicy women and I like a small belly. I'd tolerate something like just for the sake of getting laid although it's not ideal for me, and honestly I feel like I'm above that at this stage of my life. Still, last girl I fucked was about that size, she tricked me with 5 year old pictures on Tinder which I was annoyed about, but it didn't stop my dick getting hard when it came to it.

Only a literal gay is that picky, the reason you like fit and thin women is because it resembles a masculine physique and you are in denial about your homosexuality.

t. utterly bullshit Freud-tier unfalsifiable nonsense

t. in denial about his homosexuality.

Just touch my body dude haha we're just bro-ing around haha it's OK haha can see you getting hard a bit though do you want me to touch it?

>is fine with her being a murderer
what kind of murder user?

>you wouldn't fuck an enormously pregnant woman once in your life, just to see what it's like

ok retard

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you should already know aesthetics cannot be argued. You can't convince me that it's good. I'd like to enjoy it but dick don't like.

it's just fuel for me to lose weight desu

Just suck the tiddies and don't even look at it. That's what I used to do with a girl who had an ugly pussy. And you can't even really see it from the back, just start putting things in her ass or something to distract you.

>it's just fuel for me to lose weight desu
If you lose weight they will just hate you for having less than tight skin and saggy tits. There is no way to please them.

Completely ignoring all the dudes who love fat girls

>90% of the thread saying they don't mind
>some actually prefer it
>There is no way to please them
Imagine if your life was this deep into easymode that you took a few comments from autistic virgins as better evidence than the entire rest of the world including most autistic virgins.

unironically don't lose weight if this is your reason. you're never going to please permavirgins who won't date fat chicks, please stop humoring them and let them die

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see all the shit I'd have to put up with?
some men are made for thinn. Too bad I'm a fucking beta. One day I'll find a nice thinn girl even if she's not very attractive.

my boobs already sag and I'm tired of looking in the mirror and being disgusted and disappointed that I've gotten this lazy. I'm used to being repulsive to the opposite sex so I want to at least not look repulsive to me

most guys are fine with a bit of chubs. but actual fat girls? nah, shits gross. the best you can hope for is some guy with a fatty fetish or a fat guy thats fine with fat girls.

Man sucking on some big ol tiddies is not putting up with shit you gay faggot stop being such a queer and stop watching porn dude.

True. Funny how women demand men take landwhales, but won't take short dudes.

Lose weight, also the more muscle you gain the better your body will hold any excess fat or saggy skin so try to build strength too.

If someone murdered my wife I would unironically marry her.

Do good for yourself user. It's empowering. I believe in you.

>he hasn'r felt up an anorexic right along the ribcage
Fag

Sounds like feeling up a corpse. Gross.

I can't fucking stand skinny girls but something about this sounds cute

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Ignore him. He's stuck unable to get it up.

When you're talking about a country whose average is already at least slightly fat, the "fat" ones are simply even fatter.

If she's not sexually attractive then what the fuck is the point? Might as well be alone. Fat girls are all lazy anyways and have bad health. they should be the bottom of the barrel in terms of dating.

Boi might be done for, won't even listen to reasonable advice. Then again, I was once like him. I think we all were.

I wouldn't mind a chubby girl, but I would probably dump her if she got really fat. it could be fun exercising together if I could convince her to.

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You can't convince them bruh. They just whinge at you for even bringing it up. You're even doing something wrong if you do it without them. In fact, you're also doing something wrong if you get out of shape too.

You absolutely can not win with fat girls, they are fat because their brains don't work well enough for them to do the single thing women are good for which is be reasonably decent looking sex objects.

Being fat is a sign of lack of self-control and self-respect. It's a redflag in the same way a serious drug addiction is.
>not retarded
>murder
>cucking
These ones are kind of implicitly assumed.
>anorexic
Way rarer than fat. Also less socially accepted so also more implicitly assumed.

You're right. I just wish there was one out there that wanted to lose weight by exercising with me. I never feel more relaxed than when I'm walking around the neighborhood or doing yardwork.

PUT THE FORK DOWN.

JUST PUT IT DOWN.

NO SECOND HELPINGS. NO THIRD HELPINGS. FOUR IS RIGHT OUT.

PUT. THE FORK. DOWN.

Congratulations! You lost weight, and you didn't even have to diet or exercise. Isn't small serving sizes wonderful?

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If I got a fat girlfriend, naturally I would like to help her lose weight. The thing is, time and time again I read that they just can't ignore the newfound attention from their new body afterward and they end up cheating or leaving you.

Considering this, it's not worth bothering with fat women. Unless you both have a strong feeder fetish I guess.

>they just can't ignore the newfound attention from their new body afterward and they end up cheating or leaving you.
Post that picture someone do it come on

Why do girls only want tall guys with big jaws and shoulders and muscles?

Your collective opinions are too reasonable for this board

because being fat makes you unattractive becauae its unhealthy lmao
eat less and excersize a few times a week, go to Jow Forums if you're clueless

Only if I get to make her fatter and fatter

You can change being fat or have stopped yourself from getting that big.

>listen to reasonable advice
>of you follow these steps you'll be able to fuck someone you don't really like!
Fuck off with this mentality. Everyone here likes to whine about how normies hate weirdos and short guys and all that but you can't accept someone thinking your fap material isn't that hot.
I posted to explain that I fucking tried and simply couldn't. I masturbated to chubs for weeks to get ready for her and it didn't work, but you just can't believe it! How could anyone not be like you? Surely he's joking or trolling!
That was the exact attitude my mother had when I said I didn't know how to talk to women.
Fuck you.

>my boobs already sag
You'll see. Weight loss doesn't fix anything once your body is already destroyed. The people cheering you on don't realize this. You'll never look good.

Robots are incredibly shallow.

The person will still look better, no matter how many pictures you've seen on woman hate threads

> robots have given up all hope
> they concede all standards except for one
> she can be a little bit heavier, but just not too fat
> 3 days later
> go to lolcow dot farm
> "WHY ARE MEN SO CRUEL? IM A FUCKING QUEEN!!! INCELS DESERVE TO BE ALONE!"

It is the exact opposite of shallow if they only ask that a woman not be overweight.

Personally, I lost over 100lbs in 8th/9th grade. It's something that humans can do. If a woman can't even take care of herself why should we be attracted to her?

I happen to be a 6ft 6in 205lbs productive member of society and fucking KHV. Furthermore, I'm not even saying that I wouldn't compromise if a girl is a little bit chubby. All I'm saying is no literal landwhales.

IS THAT A FUCKING CRIME? HAVE WE GIVEN UP AND RESORTED TO AN ABSOLUTE RACE TO THE BOTTOM?

>they only have physical standards
>not shallow

Please

i prefer chubby, in fact i actually prefer that i could feel a bit of weight ontop of me

which thread was this happening in?

Having some moderate physical standards is OK. We're not living in the fucking platonic realm.

As far as mental standards, if she's in love with me and willing to be in a relationship she already passes the test. It would be shallow to make some superficial, subjective judgement about somebody's surface level personality after they demonstrate interest.

Cause honestly there's no bigger boner killer for me than a disgusting ass stench. My sense of smell is terrible so I'm immune to most scents. I can't smell perfume, for example. But ass stench just kills my dick. I'd rather smell dead rats than stinky fat ass.

i want an healthy gf, i don't want her to be a murderer, i don't want to get cucked, i want to have engaging conversations with her. i want her to be fucking healthy, that's all.

Men are much more visually oriented with attraction/sexuality in general.

>men are much more shallow in general

Because being fat is not only physically unattractive, it shows off unattractive mental features as well. It shows that you have such little self control and such little respect and care for your own body that you can't stop shoving food down your throat even when it's damaging your health. Its repulsive on so many levels.

>"Is rich and buys me shit" is a fem favorite
>but males are sooo shallow!

If you tried RL gymnastics as much as mental one, you would not need to worry about being too fat.

STOP WATCHING PORN you original retard

Salty fat eatbeast detected. Go drown in butter, you fucking swine.