You wake up as pic related. what do you do?

you wake up as pic related. what do you do?

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Amass an army of incel orbiters to indulge my every whim

Check if I have a penis or vagina

>look down at genitalia
>still not sure which one it is

It's either a big clit or a very small penis.

Go be cute and do cute things

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>masturbate until I'm a sopping mess
>allow myself a short rest
>immediately go shopping for cute clothes
>take all sorts of pics wearing cute clothes
>masturbate some more

I already look like this dude pretty much. I'd do what I already do, be a pathetic shut in loser that has no one to talk to.

Start working out and get shredded.

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STOP POSTING THAT FAGGOT REEEEEEEEE
traveco da industrial tem muito mais moral que esses tr*ps

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Pretty much carry on. It's not like I'd have to keep his (?) style, so in practice I'd just be fifteen or so years younger.

whore myself out and make money

Take a bunch of dicks, duh. Not my body so not gay

No? it's not allowed to post selfies here anyway and I don't need to post evidence because I'm not making a claim worth having to post evidence for lol

Jump in front of this

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>start up a one man band
>realize i still have no talent
>kill myself

I want a trap gf

>original

Wash my hair

i would leave the house for once

Speed up the inevitable and kill myself. Statistics don't lie.

I think there's an untapped market for gentle femdom with cute boys.
So i would fill that gap.

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I also want a trap bf.
And i want him now!

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>dress up
>jerk off in a mirror
>kill myself
Not necessarily in that order.

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wish to be the little girl

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Just post your Reddit account then. That's loophole around it. Or hell, just give us your email and we'll take a look.

We need to see more cute bois.

probably do this as soon as a can but standards would be chad only if i looked like that

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I want a bf like this now.

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Tell the bf the bad news that I have a weaker jawline, shorter hair, and no fur.

How's the m o u t h f e e l ?

kill myself because of the high suicide rate among mentally ill trannies

Name? Sauce?
God damnit I want a gf (male) so fucking bad

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Look up sayuri mattar imgur in Google

be happy because I have finally become a cute boy

it would be a downgrade. I'm already prettier than zhe is.

I guess being a highschooler again wouldn't be too bad

do this

jkjs

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just check if your ring finger is longer than your index finger user

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What about your fat ugly r9k neckbeard buddies? You're not gonna let us suck you off? :(

There's no real point, all I ever get are girls who are only talking to me because of how I look and prison gays.

start lifting t b h

Go to a college bar and let a fit muscled chad pick me up and take me back to his student halls apartment and fuck me on his musky bed.