Ever killed anyone?

I go on whisper frequently and just look for people posting about wanting to die and encourage them to do so.

That's funny. Most people I know from the Army talk big about how many people they killed in the kekistan wars but then they turned out to be admin specialists or logistics specialists or some shit. I only knew one dude in the marines who worked in logistics and he straight up never killed another soul and seemed genuinely content with that. He's also married. Has kids. And a job. I'm starting to think there's some correlation between not killing people and being happy.

high expectation parents saddled with low energy and zero effort child

Simple
Army; Iraq; Afghanistan
My job was killing people
I did my job

It was...
Unpleasant.
The first few you never forget. After while it is just a distasteful job that needs doing.
Thankfully I never got a civilian- that is what messes you up. I can tell myself they deserved it.
And face to face in real life I tell people I was intelligence and just wrote reports

Do you know how many dudes I've heard literally say the exact same thing as you? I told my psychologist at the VA to start taking a tally of every dude he heard come in and start talking about his time "killing bad guys" as a member of the intelligence community. When I go back for my bi-monthly appts, I'm going to bring a self-made bingo card that I'm going to ask him to tick off every time he hears it in his initial screenings.

You must know the absolute worst of the army. Most people I meet are very truthful about their experiences in combat or lack thereof. The people who've actually killed don't tend to brag about because it's pretty psychopathic and discussing murders you've committed is generally considered very impolite. Whenever they do admit to having killed someone it's only a one-off during a conversation or if they're telling a story.

Basically real g's move in silence like lasagna.

Yeah. Just make sure they're redditors so that no one files a missing persons report on them for a few weeks.

That doesn't even make sense. Most redditors are normalfags with large friend circles.

Could I get in trouble for answering yes even if it's clearly just a shitpost

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define "killed"

yes because the mods here sell cookie data and the NSA tracks people trough cookies

I talked about this once before, but I was taken to civil court by a mother of a robot who heroed for "emotional damages. When he offed his self he wrote a huge emotional note about me about how he was in love with me and I treated him like shit. That I was emotionally torturing him. The thing is that I didn't even think about him at all. We went on two dates 2 years before he heroed.

How many assholes do you get asking you how it felt to kill someone?

I was not intelligence, I say that I was low-level intel who did NOT fight.

Hello fellow anons.
I sure do love commiting crimes. Anyone here ever commited a crime? Any major witnesses? post locations and dates for extra cool points!

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That is why I have this story.
>nah, I was enlisted intelligence. All I did was write reports on what everyone else was doing and read books. Never left base.

Don't forget the identity of the victim!

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I injected some sleeping girl with a fuckton of heroin at some shady-ass house party once...I really hope she's still alive.

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Why would you ever do that?
Original

I've thought about it a lot. I considered driving far away and hide in the woods waiting for some runner to stab and then hiding pieces of the body everywhere. I want to know what it feels like.

to lose his virginity duh you retard

Even if you don't have a conscience I'd guess that it'd suck.
There's a lot of screaming, crying and pissing involved. You'd probably get socked in the face or the groin a few times.
It's probably also very tiring unless you are somewhat athletic.
Sounds like a bad time. 2/10 would not reccomend.

Was driving work one day. Going at barely the speed limit. I used to drive by a playground everyday, and this was the same. There were some small kids, maybe 5 or 6 yo, playing soccer just on the border of the playground . I was only paying attention to the road, when I saw something come into my field of view, just in front of my left front wheel. I felt a bump and heard the sound of something crushing on the wheel, then some distant screams. Didn't stop. Drove like a maniac to work, but was in a panic so I drove back, avoiding the playground.

To this day I'm not sure if I hit a kid or not, nor I ever took that same route again. I recall some dogs running about and for the longest time assured myself that it was a dog I hit, but I'm not sure and it haunts me to this day.

nice larp hahahahs

Did you check your local news for any hit and runs afterwards? I sure as fuck would have. Might be good to get some closure

Not 50524690 but if I had to guess, I'd say 'shit that never happened' the post, the movie.

This kind of shit happens all the time where I live, and is never reported. Police don't care about this shit either, and it was before cameras were commonplace on every street.

Even if I wanted to know (which I didn't, I locked myself in my apartment for a week and didn't went out other than to go to work on the following month) it would've been pretty hard to find out.

In what kind of shithole do you live man? Anyway, I hope you do find some closure. Having something like this hang over you sounds pretty rough

When I was fourteen, my father had a tempestuous marriage. It would cause pretty unpleasant physical fights within the house, and it was solely because he was seeing a woman he met from family celebrations. I did not know how to deal with it at the time, so I decided to force her oldest son (who was sixteen at the time and also was a very impressionable drug addict) to start sniffing gasoline with me, only every time we'd have one of those contests where we'd siphon it and see who would pass out first, he was the only one who had a cup of petrol. I continued this routine until he ended up passing out and went into a comatose. I never heard from him and his mother again. I'm twenty six now and I still wonder sometimes if he's still alive.

ppl itt are glowing in the dark
spooky

Mexico. If that's not shitty enough, the playground was in a very low-class part of the city that I had to go through everyday.

Add those two factors and the result is total impunity.

helping junkies kill themselves by giving them what they want.

Can't say it was me for sure but I worked in a kitchen that gave 200+ people food poisoning and killed 15 boomers and 1 kid.

I don't like Honeypot threads. Go away

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>killed 15 boomers
Absolutely based.

Shut the fuck up you piece of shit loser. Nobody fucking cares and this thread is making me feel a little bit better than I did while I was lying in bed with my fucking ears ringing. Now I get to laugh a little bit, FUCK you. FUCK you. Anime moron, who the fuck are you?

It's weird but I honestly dont know how many people I killed. I was in the navy, on a ship, throwing tomahawks. We would get BDAs after and I kept a tally of kills during our deployment. At first it was like some hung ho shit, we all loved it. But the tally kept going up. Quit counting after we broke 3000.

I'm not claiming to know fuck all about what it's like one the ground. But I know some of those little glitchy IR images were women and kids and that feels pretty bad.

I'd be interested in a thread asking if any NON-psychopthic dumbfucks ever killed anyone.

It's like that game Haze right?

I'd say the mil guys are probably not psychos. Normal people who kill someone usually only do it when its justified though, like self defense.

Yes, what do you need OP?
How to cope if it's bugging you?

No idea what that is.

When I was in it worked like this. We would get target data from satellite images or drones along with HUMINT from dudes on the ground talking to Haji. We would get authorized to launch a missile, and then it was just another radar blip in CIC until impact. Then the dudes on the ground would send up a report and try to guess how many KIA.

I let my sister die.
She was barely getting any air and I just told her to shut up while I was playing videogames.
Turned out that I couldve saved her if I called 911 earlier.
She hadnt water drinked in 4 days.

Stop praising some cunt who killed innocent people potentially. You're sick.

This fucking thread HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Some soldiers say it feels good and that's what makes them feel guilty. What do you think about that? What percentage of soldiers like killing if you'd have to guess?

The FBI seems to be getting desperate.

I know I'm sick, that's why I'm on Jow Forums after all.
That guy has done us all a great service by eliminating a part of the boomer menace.

I once shot a man with a 7,62mm from 50 cm away. I was an UN PK in Libanon 2008.

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I want the full story, please tell me more.

Our vehicle convoy was ambushed by SSNP.
What followed was an hour long firefight. Dust settled down and we called in reinforcements to keep us secure while we check our wounds/casualties/repaired what we could. I went off with my squad to check on the SSNP fighters bodies. One was alive, I remember him looking into my eyes and shoving his hand into his tunic or whatever. Shot him right there and then. Could've been me that day.

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urr durr wtf man. you are stupid

I was young and I thought shes joking

Kek thats for idiots that dont know how to hide. I use explorer in a private window on a laptop.

I killed a cat before

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Yeah. Old white dude was harassing me and some friends when we were teens, calling us niggers and threatening to shoot us cause he said we were scarring his dog by skateboarding. Told him to fuck off and go suck his dogs dick and he got mad, came over and tried to get physical, he swung at me and punched him, he fell and hit his head on the concrete. He died, but witnesses and cameras proved our story right and no charges were filled

*I punched him

And then everyone stood up and cIapped

No but I was the one burying the victim.

It was my confidence and Stacy murdered it.

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Low quality bait.
would a free vpn be enough?

I choked this kid who came to my house out repeatedly. Not killed, but he seemed to expect it. I took him to the garage while his mom bullshitted with my mom, and I sat on his legs to prevent squirming while I planted my hands around his throat. Squeezed thumbs into his adam's apple and watched him almost lose consiousness. He popped boners against me and I leaned my weight on him more. Stopped before killing him. Sorry.

When we weren't playing fantasy shit in the yard I was choking him in the garage.

Not how combat works, but ok.

take all of ma interntpoinz

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I killed many black spiders and deported the brown ones

fed fed fed fed FED FED FED FED FUCKING FED!!!