Fembot Feels Thread

he can roll away from me when I fall asleep. also I sleep on my stomach so I can't properly spoon anyway

post your dick, why dont you

if i have to post tits you have to post dick

Will you actually post tits if I post dick?

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Unless you fall asleep in 3 minutes he will roll away before that.

tfw no bf who won't roll away before I fall asleep kms

I don't understand the femcels phenomona, do all of you reject all the guys that don't look like keanu reeves or are you just as fucking ugly as a bull's asshole?

>there are idiots like this poster who still don't realize that there are genuinely repulsive women, inside and out, that exist in this world

Girls suck nigger dicks

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Reddit used to just be an aggregation service, so you could get a small dose of misogyny, misandry, and normalfaggotry all at once. Then came the dark times. The age of the SJWs.

Not going to spoon you forever, sorry girl. Guess the only way is for me to chloroform you.

And you're a futa loving homo

kys dumb female,go back to crystal cafe whore,litterally no one cares about what you have to say

crystal cafe is dead

and do you think i give a shit?stop begging for attention here,litteraly 90% of this thread is talking shit or making fun about you cunts

>tfw male
>tfw gf
>tfw i can bully femcels

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just fucking kill yourself you roastie cunt

Work out and make yourself attractive. Easier to do as a female and get some dick.

REMINDER

THIS IS **MISOGYNY-FREE** ZONE

Please be respectful

Men are welcome to post but we ask that they respect fembots

I took robots advice and it caused me more pain.

>tfw no wavy hair light freckles pale skin calm bf
Just die in my sleep.

kys cunt
origogogi

>listening to men who just want to hurt you

Create a Tinder account and leave this board forever you cunts

all of you should neck yourselves,fucking attenton seekers

Do you mind sharing the story?

this is the beginning of the fembot uprising

there's going to be more fembot threads from now on

>OH HEY GUYS I AM A GURLLL DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A VAGENER? LOL
>Fuck off
>OMG THIS PLACE IS SO MUH SOGYNY STIC

Idk why but the whole women can't be lonely because they can just have sex with anyone wouldn't leave my mind. I was so lonely so I meet some random guy to fuck. Ended up just feeling worse.

I typed it here

lmao women can't handle one mean internet comment, you will not last 5 days in Jow Forums and then return to kikebook where all the pussy worshiping cuckolds reside.

Stop encouraging women to act like cheap sluts.

>I feel so lonely, maybe if I suck Chad's cock I will feel better
>Suck Chad's cock
>Wow I feel worse

Next time you try looking for what you actually want, that is considering you even know what you want.

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yeah sure, you first though

No one here actually knows what we want.

>he can roll away from me when I fall asleep

I wouldn't

no thanks roastie

Aren't YOU supposed to know what you want?

Nevermind, you talk about stupid shit like confidence and sense of humour and then masturbate to 50 Shades of Gray. You want a 10/10 billionaire Chad to love you and only you and any man below this is trash and "creepy". You are hopeless.

what do women actually want though? guys can only really guess and inevitably 'fuck up' if they dont know what you want
im not going to bully you for whatever you will anwser, i just want to know

Women are untrustworthy and just take, even if it's your attention and appreciation
They just take
Offer nothing in return
Take
Take
Take

Family, friends and pets are all you need
Although the first two aren't as reliable as the third

Cats always love you
Remember the fellow robots

originago

>tfw op is a baiting male who knew what he was doing when he typed "misogyny free"

bravo op

kind anun

I think us men associate sex with relationship because if a woman is willing to fuck us, she's usually willing to date us. So that's why a lot of guys say girls can't be lonely since they can get sex anytime. Which is somewhat true but I think not the loneliness part since unlike men, just because a man is willing to fuck a woman doesn't mean he's willing to date her.

How good are these club sandwiches?

Fembot, tell me how to make you happy.
It's all I want.

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>female uprising
Lmao

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This book is guide, most sold fiction (and porn) book in existence, women masturbate to this.

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>im not going to bully you for whatever you will anwser, i just want to know
what if what I want is to be bullied

>women want to be physically abused in a sexual way
lmao why didnt they tell me that earlier

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"safe-space" is defeating the purpose

>women want to be physically abused in a sexual way by a tall and handsome billionaire

Fixed that for you

If you try to give the Mr.Gray treatment to a girl and you are not rich and good looking, then you are a "creep".

is this what drives fembots to this board? to be bullied mercilessly by autists?

I want to cuddle with you and make you hot chocolate and then cuddle with you some more.
Then I could bully you with my tongue if you want. Will you let me make you hot chocolate, user?

i just want a qt boy who loves me for me and will let me make him delicious club sandwiches

>loves me for me
I read that as "I'm fat".

You know you had like 5 boyfriends before you were 20 , you aren't lonely. You probably turn down 3-4 guys monthly

This
*blurp blurp* *dab*

Yes, show user. Draw me a heart on it too.

post some delicious club sandwiches

Okay so why aren't you my girlfriend?

Because robots aren't real males.

Lately I have been craving a dick in my pussy, I've been fantasizing about it non stop.

I can make that fantasy come true if you post some sandwiches.

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I made this just for you user

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sandwich in vagoo

Damn that actually looks pretty good.
>tfw no sandwich ninja gf

Please be near San Francisco.

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So why are you evil then?

I am not evil

>a robot near SF
waoo

Women DO NOT want to be respected so stop perpetrating this lie
>WAHHHH I'm a female, Respect me!
>Also treat me like shit to make my stinky cunt get wet and indulge in my rape fantasies

Fuck off you worthless cunts. You're ALL the same.

i can enjoy fantasy rape and still want to be respected outside the bedroom

I don't enjoy rape fantasies. It turns me off. Sadly all you cunts want it.
Why would I respect you outside of the bedroom??

>what do women actually want though?
A teenage severus snape qt bf.

I will respect anyone that makes good sandwiches.
I'd marry the most vile fembot if she could make a nice reuben.

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Go hit the gym you fat fuck

>female in 2019 knowing how to cook or make a sandwich
LOOOOOOOOOOL

Here's why I hate females, my whole life I was taught to respect females and treat them well, despite the fact all they really want is to be treated like shit and fantasy raped.
I like to be nice. It makes me feel good about myself. Since I need to treat a female like shit to make her only value wet, it makes me feel like shit.
You're all fucking worthless liars.

>implying r9k of all places is any better off than cc or whatever godforsaken subreddits exists

I mean, in a certain light, I suppose a crack den is slightly better than a slaughterhouse

>not being athletic with a terrible diet to have the best of both worlds

>ohhhhh treat me good outside of the bedroom and maybe I'll let you put your peepee in my stinky hole I barely wash.

Lucky fucking me......

Oh ya, the only guys who actually get your stinky barely washed hole, are the ones who treat you like shit in and out of the bedroom.

>Waaaaaaah my bf is SUCH an ASSHOLE
Okay, dump him
>Oh I couldn't do that......

STFU you worthless axe wound.

>had a gf that I treated like shit at first
>she was obsessed with me
>eventually become nicer as my bond strengthens with her
>gets turned off and leaves me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pretty much.
Females are fucking worthless. Sadly they look nice and smell good.

>sterilized due to medical reasons
>no good man wants me as a long term partner now
>even though i'm decent looking, in good shape, and on my way to a successful career none of that matters
i get it, but it still sucks. i'm 25 so i'm at the age where everyone just wants to settle down and have kids.

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I'm fine with having no kids. We can fuck without a condom, so that's even better.

How about the large fucking push there is to have children?
I have no intentions of having hellspawn and I'm not allowed to be sterilised due to the laws around it, I'm not passing down my genes because like fuck would they want to have my medical issues

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>feeding your bf bread
shame on you

fat fembot here, not sure if anyone remembers me but i said i would update.

I gained some weight over the holidays but i did start going to the gym and weight lifting! everyone is super nice, and I feel happier.
A cute guy i know from work also gave me the thumbs up when I was going some leg presses, i think ill make it.
I might go see a therapist within the next month.

Happy new years to everyone, i hope you make it out of here!

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>tfw no cute bf to gossip about people we both dislike while petting cats
>tfw no cute bf to listen to whenever he passionately talks about wanting to dominate the world

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Literally just stop eating.
>mfw size 2
>don't even exercise, just skip meals all the time and eat like a bird
I don't even understand how someone can be fat.

>stop lifting and exercising so you can be a skinny-fat malnutritioned twig.

Nah. I want to actually be healthy at the end of this. Thanks though.

Imagine wasting your day responding to LARPs and ugly women just because this is the only way you could talk to them