NEETlife general

Just closing in on 2 months. I am 27 and about to move back in with my mummy. I sit around all day drinking coffee, smoking, taking naps and playing habbo hotel. The highlight of these 2 months was setting up a date with a girl on tinder, she flaked on me but she still initially agreed to a date so I feel like I had a date.

disgusting
fuck u

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Not him but what's wrong with boipussy if I could I would fuck some

kinda similar story for me
>be me
>legitimate autism
>get autismbux
>live like a monk for several years
>have cash to spare
>invest in two rental properties
>i manage the properties myself
>basically working as a janitor, except I am my own boss
>shovel snow for tenants, unclog their toilets, change batteries in smoke alarm, shit like that
>an older lady tenant seems dtf
>too much of a pussy to act on it
>still virgin, but I am getting somewhere
everything went better than expected.

based, also lol at the fact that we are somehow succeeding while these dumb normies have crippling debt and can't figure out basic life shit

tfw born superior autist

unless you have put your dick inside a pussy you are still a virgin.

Is he cute and has a nice ass to fuck at least?

Good job user. It might not mean much, but I'm proud of you. Also, never let these fucks be late on their rent. They get away with it once, they'll keep doing it. Iron fucking clad leases user. Get them for every tennant. They have rights, but so do you, depending on where you live. I hope to god it's not Cali because as a property owner you get fucked in many cases.

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>NEET for 2 years
>finally decide enough is enough
>look for a job for 6 months before by some miracle I get an interview with my shitty resume
>land a job at as a sales assistant, have to actively engage with customers and sell things in a furniture store that sells second hand and brand new furniture
>it's a charity shop so lots of volunteers work there of varying ages
>so nervous before hand I'm twitching and shaking in my bed for 4 hours before I go
>make it to work and so fucking anxious but beat the first day
>2 weeks in and the anxiety has gone
>popular among colleagues as I'm focusing on JUSTBURSELFing and trying not to put on a front
>breathing techniques and mental focus keeping my anxiety in check and confidence up
>popular among the staff already, 17yr old volunteer miring the fuck out of ya boi and constantly trying to get my attention
>maintaining my frame because she's a thot and I'm not interested
feels good so far but I still kinda want to die

>voluteers at a charity shop
>thot

I mean, don't dick your pen in company ink and all that, but if she ever stops coming around you should bash that teen puss at least once.

>fuck u
The first time I fucked was great, and so was/is every consecutive time. I no longer have anxiety and don't have any worries after getting a loving gf. For some reason, I now want to put a bullet in my head and I don't know why

>also lol at the fact that we are somehow succeeding while these dumb normies have crippling debt and can't figure out basic life shit
I know. It's insane. I think normies are essentially drones programmed to spend as much money as possible on bullshit consumerist stuff. Like, the advertising companies actually succeed with all the bullshit they throw out there.
I just don't get it. I have a turbo normie brother who makes good money, yet I know for a fact he has like 25k in credit card debt. The guy buys new expensive clothes all the time, eats at restaurants like every day, always gets the new iphone right away, drinks/parties for like 500 dollars a week, etc. I just don't get it.
I don't even get any satisfaction from that stuff.

Thanks, man. The leases are airtight, don't worry about that.

>I know. It's insane. I think normies are essentially drones programmed to spend as much money as possible on bullshit consumerist stuff. Like, the advertising companies actually succeed with all the bullshit they throw out there.
>I just don't get it. I have a turbo normie brother who makes good money, yet I know for a fact he has like 25k in credit card debt. The guy buys new expensive clothes all the time, eats at restaurants like every day, always gets the new iphone right away, drinks/parties for like 500 dollars a week, etc. I just don't get it.
>I don't even get any satisfaction from that stuff.
This. I spend money sometimes, but only on things that matter. For example, I've spent probably $500 this year on drugs and supplements, but I'm still using an iPhone from 4 or 5 years ago. In fact, I just got the battery replaced so it will probably last me another two or three years.

>always had anxiety problems
>got job as janitor right out of HS, not bad work, if a bit dull and repetitive, eh, no problems there
>new company takes over, start to get hassled every single day by literally 7 store bosses plus my own that can't speak english very well
>eventually quit
>be neet for about 11 years
>dad dies, gotta take care of mom, get new job taking care of elderly folks and special needs people
>been taking care of people entire life when not cleaning stores, no big deal
>pay is decent, make my own schedule

I mean, still have anxiety problems and depression and all that good stuff, but at least i'm employed and can help support my mom. It's the best I can do for now. I can afford decent food, the occasional book or video game and can drink on the regular. Could be worse.

she already discussed how she has no problem with one night stands and has had many, claims she's so desperate she'd date anybody who asked her out and has a variety of other issues
even if she wasn't working with me I wouldn't fuck her

Ah I see. Yup, be civil and talk to her I guess, but avoid otherwise. You made the right call user, good on you and bad on my, I appologise.

Been a NEET for almost 4 years now. Nowadays I just make music and videos for youtube when I'm not playing vidya or watching anime

it's cool, she has her good traits and she does genuinely want to make a difference, just a bit of a thot
sadly the only girl I really like there is 14 and I'm way too old for her and not interested in girls that young

If AoC is 16 just wait a bit. You can talk to her and flirt and there's nothing illegal about it. Still, you're there to help and make a difference, not chase puss, but if Ms. 14 is an option down the road, no reason not to flirt a bit now while the gettin' is good.

hi guys, 21 year old autistic canadian NEET with pretty bad OCD here.

life is pretty comfy right now, that is whenever my brain isnt freaking the fuck out and i get to a point where i can even sit down and do nothing without feeling like im having an aneurysm because i cant make heads or tails of my thoughts.

juuust offically got accepted for bux a few days ago! 1.1k per month, and fuck its just so good. applying was hard, but my mom found this government lady who did most of the work, so that was pretty awesome. i just had to talk about my day-to-day life.

not gonna lie, some days are pretty tough since im pretty mentally ill, but i have hope for my future. what i do in my spare time is basically go full content creator. music producing, video editing, audio engineering, graphic designing, drawing, writing, etc. while some aspects of my brain can be hell, i actually consider myself somewhat lucky for my sense of creativity. i really have a knack for making things, and believe it or not, a lot of the stuff ive made has been seen by millions of people. still kinda crazy to think about, but i make a BUNCH of original horror content, and those creepy videos explained and top 10 disturbing videos channels just eat them up and we all know scared normies like to blindly consume that when its packaged like that.

ive done args, webseries, websites, creepypastas, social media accounts, all in the stranger vein of the horror. thats what i get fulfillment from, and it seems to be a hit so ill be here making it for as long as i can.

i also might have the ability to find success going down the music route as ive been told by so many people that i have something seriously special, and a few friends would be able to book me indie gigs with local bands and artists that a bunch of teens and young adults go to.

(if anyone actually reads this, thx and i hope you have a nice day!)

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nah man, I'm 23. She's 14. That's a 9 year difference. It'd be like grooming her essentially and I'm not at all comfortable with that.

habbo hotel still exists? whats ur username

It's not really grooming, it's just talking to her and flirting, which she's going to do naturally since you're older than her. I mean, if you're uncomfortable with that, it's cool, I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with talking to her and getting to know each other. You're not a criminal by talking to a girl user.

>save neetbuxx for several Yeats
>can afford rentals
what kind of place do you live in?

ahhaahhaha WHAT , thats free pussy right there man , if you fuck her as a one night stand and she forgets about it and is fine about it whats stopping you to do so , are you looking for intimate relationship lol

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>NEET
>Success
Choose one you delusional fuck

Norway. But it really isn't all that hard, and could be done anywhere that has autismbux.

>be me
>live with my parents
>get equivalent of 35k USD every year in permanent disability
>never spend money on anything
>therefore save at least 20k after taxes/expenses
>do this for 8 years
>money piles up
>buy property

I am fortunate to live in a place with autismbux, but the amount I get really isn't that much compared to the average wages here. The key is that I live at home and never spend money. I think many robots can relate to this. Another key is my perseverance. Avoiding spending money for 8 years isn't something most people can do, but it comes natural to me because of autism.

I don't know how some of you get these ridiculous amounts of NEETbux. I only get 898/mo and it's a struggle.

how much money did you have need to invest in both?

I'm a NEET that worked hard on becoming a NEET for over a decade.

Graduated high school top of the class.
Graduated from a top 10 engineering school.
Had a high paying career as a stepping stone to becoming NEET.
I have a gf.
I travel somewhere about 6 to 10 times a year (with and without gf since she has a job).
I own my own house.
When not traveling, I spend my alot of free time at home working on my house or my race car.
I have a huge network of frens.
Involved in many sub culture communities. Even had some leadership roles in these communities.
I plan on having kids and spending alot of my time raising them right. I don't trust someone else to raise my kid via day care or public school.

I think being a NEET life is very awesome if you plan ahead and do it right. Be smart. Don't be a retard.

what are your parents background though - financially speaking.

Dad was a highly payed engineer but he passed away young. :(
He was able to put away enough for my college though.
My mom lives off his life insurance money.

ironically i was having sex while i was neet
good times
now im a wageslave and im incel

that's rough sorry to hear that. You had some runway though which sounded like it was a big step up.

The rental properties were 250k USD each. I paid 300k as a down payment and got a mortgage for the remaining 200k. They are fairly small houses that are linked together, don't know what they are called in english, in a small comfy town which is kind of a suburb to a bigger city 20 minutes away. Perfect for older people who are tired of having a big house with a big yard, or as a starter home for younger people. Old people are cash cows. They are reliable payers and never break anything.

>The key is that I live at home and never spend money. I think many robots can relate to this. Another key is my perseverance.

Same. In my sate it's hard to get NEETbux but just started wagecucking and I'm saving all of the money I make. Already have around 45k saved and all of my student debt paid off.

I think the problem is normies live to impress other people. We just want to be left alone, read books, and play vidya etc, so we don't really spend all that much money to enjoy life. For the most part my goal is to just retire in 7-10 years or so when I'm in my mid 30s.

My deepest regret is being a depressed NEET in my late teens and early 20s (happened after I tried and failed to be a normie) otherwise I would have been set by now.

lmao I didn't know you could sell those shitty stories, they all sound the exact same and yet those videos have 100s of k views

Need money bad right now.

Any easy jobs for a neet to do at home.
Only requiring a computer.

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Can someone in the U.S. explain how health insurance works as a neet?

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In the U.S. I assume it works like this:
>get sick
>die

Yup

>spend 10 years buying insurance
>get cancer
>claim you had a "pre-existing" condition like an allergy to dust
>insurance cuts you off and runs off with the money

It's a huge rip off.
One of the good thing Donald Trump did was get rid of individual mandates.
So, what I do is not have health insurance and avoid getting hurt.
If i need to go see a doctor, i just fly to Central/South America.

I did nothing all day when I was a NEET and I do nothing all day now that I work.
Like 3/4 of my day is just staring into walls like a school shooter waiting for some work to open up and when it does I do it mechanically without even registering it on a mental level.
If I was still NEET I'd just wait for my refractory period to end so I can jack off to IR for the 5th time. Much better to have something to keep you busy and get you paid.

>what you do with all your free time etc.

Nothing, it's what I want to do it seems.

Not a 'success story' but I'm hoping to make it one. I spend my free time working on a blog that I'm certain can earn me enough money to make it my full-time job. It's a porn blog so I get to see tits all day long. But I've been slacking this past week. Hopefully, I'll turn that around and be productive this coming week.
No, I won't share a link to my site.

I'm 28 and have been mostly a NEET for 6 years since graduating college with a journalism degree. I've had a few jobs during the six years, but have less than three months at each of them. The last one I had was April '18. It was at an insurance company and it took two hours+ to get there. I think I took on too much too fast. I couldn't tolerate the commute and left quickly.