Phone vibrates

>phone vibrates
>some dumb shit about google play

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>Someone asks for my phone number
>I don't have one

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Stop describing my life please

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>phone vibrates
>check phone
>it was just my imagination


That tiny boost of hope shatters.

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>someone asks for my phone number
>I can't remember it

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That's Alice from Crystal Castles, isn't it?

I can't remember the last time i heard a notification and it was a message.
I only use my phone for Jow Forums on the bed and youtube

Same that always confuses me

nigga I dont call myself why should i know my number by heart

Yes it is. UwU

OC

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>check most frequent contacts
>my fucking dentist is in it

>Cop asks for my SSN
>Recite my driver's license number
>He asks, "Are you intoxicated on liquor or drugs, sir?"

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>>Someone asks for my phone number
>>I don't have one
this is me, I dont even get ashamed, I dont have one because no one rings me.
I dont even go outside

I knew it. Spent way too much time looking at that pretty face not to recognize it

Watch out Tiger she is my waifu.

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>phone buzzes
>for a moment, just imagine it's somebody reaching out

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I don't have a waifu. I just like looking at pretty women to soothe the loneliness. Helps if they also make good music

>Sent message to crush
>Seen at: 13:42pm

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>phone vibrates
>"You've got a new text"
>spam

>Sent message to crush
>Seen at: 13:42pm 20/1/2015

>phone vibrates
>another email with a shitty job "opportunity"

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>okcupid phone notification
>they messaged you
>it's another square-jawed tranny

For 6 months I actually got pangs in my chest and my stomach started churning whenever I heard my phone's text/notification tone simply because I thought I had built rapport with this girl. Turns out she was just ghosting me in a really delayed way. Was pure pain. Have missed important calls and texts because I still leave it on vibrate.

>Square jawed

Ive seen so many manly chins and jawlines on tinder it was crazy.
Still no of those girl would like back my feminine jawline with my feminine chin. Feels bad man. I looked like a cute softy.

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