>phone vibrates
>some dumb shit about google play
Phone vibrates
>Someone asks for my phone number
>I don't have one
Stop describing my life please
>phone vibrates
>check phone
>it was just my imagination
That tiny boost of hope shatters.
>someone asks for my phone number
>I can't remember it
That's Alice from Crystal Castles, isn't it?
I can't remember the last time i heard a notification and it was a message.
I only use my phone for Jow Forums on the bed and youtube
Same that always confuses me
nigga I dont call myself why should i know my number by heart
Yes it is. UwU
OC
>check most frequent contacts
>my fucking dentist is in it
>Cop asks for my SSN
>Recite my driver's license number
>He asks, "Are you intoxicated on liquor or drugs, sir?"
>>Someone asks for my phone number
>>I don't have one
this is me, I dont even get ashamed, I dont have one because no one rings me.
I dont even go outside
I knew it. Spent way too much time looking at that pretty face not to recognize it
Watch out Tiger she is my waifu.
>phone buzzes
>for a moment, just imagine it's somebody reaching out
I don't have a waifu. I just like looking at pretty women to soothe the loneliness. Helps if they also make good music
>Sent message to crush
>Seen at: 13:42pm
>phone vibrates
>"You've got a new text"
>spam
>Sent message to crush
>Seen at: 13:42pm 20/1/2015
>phone vibrates
>another email with a shitty job "opportunity"
>okcupid phone notification
>they messaged you
>it's another square-jawed tranny
For 6 months I actually got pangs in my chest and my stomach started churning whenever I heard my phone's text/notification tone simply because I thought I had built rapport with this girl. Turns out she was just ghosting me in a really delayed way. Was pure pain. Have missed important calls and texts because I still leave it on vibrate.
>Square jawed
Ive seen so many manly chins and jawlines on tinder it was crazy.
Still no of those girl would like back my feminine jawline with my feminine chin. Feels bad man. I looked like a cute softy.