This is for all the countries waking up right now

This is for all the countries waking up right now
>be australian
>born with prisoner ID number
>be europoop
>seeth with envious rage at America
>Be russian
>can’t swear online

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it is illegal to post that go away

Will Big Ben sound when the Queen croaks?

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Pyccкий?

no the bell is being rubbed off for a few years

>Europe
>waking up right now
>1:50 am
American education

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Иди нaхyй, быдлo.

I bet it is

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R00d

You’re awake aren’t you?
Very rood delet this

>can’t swear online
where did you take that from

Checked
Just things I heard from iichan and Jow Forums
It’s just banter blyat

>be American
>born with diabeetus

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well im not wakin up am i u silly willy

how do you know the word "blyat" then lol

I'm no expert in English but I don't think that's what "waking up" means

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>water bag fly traps

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From years ago visiting stalker threads
How long have you been awake?

>opussum pie

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>be American
>let (((progressives))) overtake your culture
>pay for cable that tells you how bad you are for being white
>only allowed to like rap and Despacito
>get affirmatively hired Indian boss who wipes his ass with the same hand he greets you with every morning
>post pro-Trump tweet
>get beaten by dindu-Americans
>get taken to hospital
>die because affirmatively hired Indian surgeon operates you with the same hand he wipes his ass with

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Since 8 am

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>didgeridoo
Go to bed

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Make me

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>wigwam

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If you don’t go to bed I will go to bed for you
>Boomerang

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>be
>be
>is dumb
>die
ha ha
i contribute to fun original thread hah

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>teepee

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Not based and blupilled
>be american
>can’t handle Jow Forumser directed at others
>get shot
>die

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BASED
>be american
>live
>die, but by a firearm
>also overweight
>mix gene
that's literally me, holy crackers!

>crikey!

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>phoneposting
a very astute and redpilled form of posting!

>budda bing budda boom

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Not based
>be ‘can
>bullet
>ded

Thank you, I’ve been doing it since a few years after you were born
>Mozzies

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>gators

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even BASEDer
>be US
>pow
>ow

cum

>Shiela
Unbased
>be us
>blam
>end

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redpilleD
>in US
>ping
>yoink

>broad

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>Be me
>pop
>ouch

Too soon m8

>be
>clang
>oof

>me
>click
>ah

>US
>chink
>yow

>ameri
>aim
>poof