If you wanted to make news by doing something completely irrelevant and uninteresting how would you do it?

If you wanted to make news by doing something completely irrelevant and uninteresting how would you do it?

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Yeah, shes gonna get raped and murdered.

if you slipped and fell on those sharp rocks you might end up with quite a raw gash

I wouldn't try to make news doing something stupid. That's stupid. Stop trying to use other people.

It boggles my mind how someone that hikes up mountains can have such an unremarkable flat ass.

how the fuck is that even possible????

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These disgusting cunts shouldn't be allowed to desecrate nature like this.

She has a guy that actually does all of the legwork for her. Who do you think is taking the photographs? All of this is just an elaborate ploy to get back at her ex by bragging about getting fucked on mountains by a bunch of hikers

If a man does that will he get arrested? Would a man with a tiny penis even do something like this?

how irrelevant and uninteresting is fully online stalking someone

you cant if you arent a woman.

posting best hiker build

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She better will

i saw a dude try this in a city and he almost was killed by police.

A lot of anons have already commented on how gross, impulsive, and dangerous this is, so I won't get into that. What I do wonder, though, is how she gets away with it. Isn't that illegal?

im guessing she hikes fully clothed, makes sure nobody is there except for her and her photographer and takes a pic naked. she then lies and tells everyone she hiked the whole way nude to get attention

i would paint all over public buildings

That makes sense. Still pretty risky, though. If she wants to get arrested or raped, though, that's on her. She's an adult, so in theory she's mature enough to make her own decisions.

There's no one to catch you. The odds of running in to a ranger deep in a national forest are low, and even if you did, realistically what are they going to do anyway.

>womans body ages rapidly after exposure to the elements

>even if you did, realistically what are they going to do anyway
rape you so that you stop being such a stupid whore

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>realistically what are they going to do anyway.
raep tiem

round asses have a lot of fat. everytime you see some latina with a nice big round ass you can guarantee that woman is going to be a porker after you put a ring on it.

>those tan lines
She was already walking around 90% naked anyways

>round asses have a lot of fat

The ass of a hiker should be big and firm.

That bitch has cellulite and a pancake ass. That shouldnt be the case if she actually hikes. Maybe she's just starting or something idk but routine hikers normally have big butts for obvious reasons.

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give her a citation and possibly ban her from the park. if its proven she passed children it could be considered child abuse. Most likely they would tell her to get dressed since she is female. If a dude does all that shit above is going to happen.

>Maybe she's just starting or something idk but routine hikers normally have big butts for obvious reasons.
I want proof. Not because I disagree, but because I like lady butts.

you are a man who sees through the shit and gets to the meat and potatoes, commendable
here's an unrelated butt I like

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>underass tattoos

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