Howdy bant, how do you do?

Howdy bant, how do you do?

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I'm doing just fine, thank you for asking, Bum!
How about yourself?

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That's great to hear. Have fun today?
I'm doing really good, thanks for asking Niggy~

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fuck you trendy cocksucker
brutalise my cock with a brick and prolapse my anus down your cum throat

Not a whole lot of fun today, no, but I am about to have dinner!
I have quite the appetite after just waking up.
Also no problem, Bum :)

I DONT KNOW. How do I do?

By jove! What seems to be the matter with you chap?
What are you going to eat?
>Just waking up
When'd you wake up and head to bed?
You tell me sir.

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im gonna bash your fucking head against a wall with a car and mix your brain cunt juice with dung chunks into hot shit and siphon it out your snot booger shit nose into my mouth to eat

I woke up at around 7AM and fell asleep again around 4PM, I'm a sleepy boi

Wot u say to me you fecking wanker?
Very sleepy boi. But you must have been all nice and snug in your bed. So comfy and cute.

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what im saying is im gonna piss all over ya cunt fuck your cunt with a cactus and bash your turds into my eyes and shove your whole rotting maggot corpse up my ass and shit boogers out my dickhole into ur prostate

I look like a mess when I sleep actually. My body is just stretched across the bed and my hair is really messy.

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Oi! I'll 'ave you know I shagged your mum last week, only cost a fiver.
Same, it's just so natural and comfy to stretch out.
So what are you going to eat?

you paid a fiver you got scammed
now lick my necrosing scabby cunnt

Shut it you brainless mongoloid.

I just ate actually. Sorry for the long response time.
I had a medium steak with peas and Chinese fried rice.

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So fancy, must have been nice and yummy. quite tasty and juice as well.

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I-it's nothing really.
It was pretty good, I might have a Fudgsicle for dessert.

How big was the meat?
And a Fudgsicle you say? I bet you'll cheerfully wrap your lips around it.

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Okay, tomorrow will definitely be better

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What makes you say that?

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It was just a single regular sized piece of steak, pretty thick.

>I bet you'll cheerfully wrap your lips around it.
N-nani?

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A thick, juicy piece of meat. How succulent.
What seems to be the problem? I'm just talking about food. You seem to have a dirt mind.

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You're the one who said it! Pervert!

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A feeling, maybe it’s something in the air

I was just saying how someone would eat a popsicle. You're telling me you wouldn't put your mouth around something to eat it? Seems like some is having lewd thoughts.
That's good. Worse case though that feeling it nuclear radiation. Seek safety if it's that.

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Only thing I can think of as harmful and in the air is pollution from nearby towns

The most limiting nutrient for plants is Phosphorus and you will need it yes or yes. Secondary and primary Plant growth depends 90% of phosphorus.
So, if you want to grow something every year you will need fertilizers.

Also you can live without vitamin and mineral deficiency only eating potatoes and eggs, you don't have to grow very needed plants like corn or lettuces.
Potatoes are the easiest plant to grow.

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Shut up! I'm not a lewd dude!

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Can they use the phosphorous in pee

Yes, and also Nitrogen in urea

Satan

I will pee on as many trees as possible now

You make a good point ssp. How are you?
Nah you are de lewd dude. lole

I mean it..

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I know you're not, just messing with you.

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Oh r-right I knew that hahaha

I should go have that Fudgsicle

ᴼʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃ ᶫᵉʷᵈ ᵈᵘᵈᵉ
Hope it's tasty. You'll have to tell me.

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like shit

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y

Im good. How about you?

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Very chocolatey, and cold!
Haven't had one in a long time.

What have you had to eat, Bum?

I just woke up from my nap and I don't feel good at all

That's good. I'm fine.
Sounds nice.
I ate a sandwich and some fruits for lunch and some pizza for dinner. Had a brownie as well.
Now I feel a little sleepy. It bet i'd be nice to fall asleep in your arms.

I'd probably end up falling asleep in yours. I get grabby when I sleep I've been told.

Hi, Bumstead have you seen Amei?

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Aw how cute. I wouldn't mind being wrapped up in your arms.
Hi Hi! Kind of. Posted I think this weekend.

Wh-why are we talking about this kind of thing though?

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Because ur gay

I know but I haven't seen him since.

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Because you like it. Who doesn't like the idea of being held and laying in bed with someone.
Don't know then.

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Nuh uh! Me and Bum are just really good friends that's all.

It does sound comfy. I'd be really nervous being in bed with another person though.

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You shouldn't have anything to worry about, i'd bet you be fine. You'd be cute and cuddly.

Nu, I haven't been on Jow Forums much since the weekend and I didn't see him when I was so I was asking.

We can be really good friends too.

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Well, I do like wearing really puffy sweaters. I wear them to bed sometimes to increase body heat and make myself more tired.

But I don't know you!

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Do you want to?

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I guess so. My name is Niggy, I just can't use my name until tomorrow.
How are you?

Hey bumstead you smell like poo

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I am doing well. Why can't you use your name?

Well... reasons. All I'll say is the mods have gotten faster.

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I see.
That sounds so comfy. I'd love to be next to that.
HA! got em.

Btw, don't tell Norway about me liking snuggles. He teases me too much already.

Your cute little secret is safe with me. And if he starts teasing you i'll get him to stop, don't you worry.

Thank you Bum~
You're a good friend :D

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And so are you, my cute cuddle buddy~

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I'll be able to use my name tomorrow at noon.
I'll be at full power again soon...

>Maximum cuddle power soon
Can't wait.

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old,
And darker days are drawing near,
The winter winds will be much colder,
Now you're not here.
I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear,
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here.
Like the sun through the trees you came to love me,
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away.

N-no! Maximum smug!

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Neat
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maximum smug snuggling.
What would that even be? Guess it would be comments like
>That's the best you can hold me?
>You call that warmth?
>Pff! He doesn't own multiple blankets.

That's a funny thought.
I'm currently snug right now in my bed. Maybe having that nap before was a mistake because I don't feel even slightly tired.

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Well then you can spend more time being comfy and with me!

Whaddya doin at the moment?

Relaxing in my bed under some nicer blankets. I do love being wrapped up and warm.

Feels comfy doesn't it? I feel like getting a warm beverage like tea!

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Feels wonderful!
Get some tea, tell me how it is.
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I did! Hope you've had a good day as well, ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵃ ˢᵐᶦᶫᵉ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ⋅

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Do you look like Yoosung irl?

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I wish!

My hair looks similar to his except mine is dark brown.
I certainly don't look like Sachiko irl, I can assure you.

My hair is much longer and darker then his. Used to be very long, Oh how I miss it.

What's your eye color?

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Can't recall...

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Sorry if that sounded creepy or anything, you don't have to answer!

ᴺᵒ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ⋅ ᴵᶠ ᴵ ʳᵉᶜᵃᶫᶫ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵉᶰᶦˢʰ ˢʰᵃᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵇᶫᵘᵉ⋅

Mine are hazel. Kinda wish I had blue eyes but it wouldn't really make sense considering my heritage so what can ya do

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Why the small text dude?

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But I don't.

That's a dangerous word crime.

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Go back in time and change your genetics. boom fixes that for you.
ʷʰʸ ᶰᵒᵗ?

Shush! I can't say it outright. They might be watching us...

I don't wanna mess up the space-time continuum though.
It's the riskiest consequence to time travel, everyone knows this Bum come on

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I don't how to small text.......

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*know

How tall are you Bumstead?
If you don't want to give an exact answer then can you tell me which range applies to you.
A) 5-5'5
B) 5'6-511
C) 6-6'3
D) 6'4-6'8
C) 6'8+

Nah it's easy just don't have sex with grandmother that's all.
I can show you if you want.

My grandmother is all the way back in Motherland. I have never met her.

What are you in for?

Show me the small word technique, senpai.

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sure

>
Whoa! Neat, what land do you hail from?
Give me a kiss first. Then you can have it.

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Pls tell me :)
Also to do small word you just go to a generator online

>Give me a kiss first
nvm

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