/MSG/-Mediterranean Supremacy General

Fuck snow chimps edition

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yeah i like gyros

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/from-gunpowder-to-teeth-whitener-the-science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/
>Romans used urine to clean and whiten their teeth

>be a glorious Roman
>walk through the streets
>salute fellow Romans
>everybody you talk to smell like piss

Glory to SPQR!

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At least they cared about their hygienic unlike the unwashed barbarian snow niggers

Kek, you already defeated yourself with your picture.

On the left, a German. On the right, Augustus. Look very similar.

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>We wuz Romans n shit
t.barbarian (dawn of humanity-1500AD)

plato.stanford.edu/entries/homosexuality/
>The central distinction in ancient Greek sexual relations was between taking an active or insertive role, versus a passive or penetrated one. The passive role was acceptable only for inferiors, such as women, slaves, or male youths who were not yet citizens. Hence the cultural ideal of a same-sex relationship was between an older man, probably in his 20's or 30's, known as the erastes, and a boy whose beard had not yet begun to grow, the eromenos or paidika.
>Ancient Rome had many parallels in its understanding of same-sex attraction, and sexual issues more generally, to ancient Greece. This is especially true under the Republic.

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What is med?
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more.

Mediterranean girls are so hot man.

Fuck off shitskin

Because they actually were.

i take it you guys loved the new god of war.

>They look "similar" so they are the same

Nigger tier thinking

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Celts introduced proper soap to roman barbarians. Just like they introduced chainmail.

Romans were very primitive. Adopted swords from celtiberians, philosophy and education from greeks, iron smithing from celts, jewelry smithing and religion from etruscians, loose battle formations from samnites,.... no originality whatsoever.

Do any /med/s belong to the cigar masterrace?

noooooo marziaaaa
fucking snownigger
REEEEEEEEEEE

>be Romans
>claim to be some kind of apex civilization
>gargle your own piss

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if it looks like a duck swims like a duck and quacks like a duck then it probably is a duck

This

The most famous Roman and med in history, Julius Caesar, was funnily enough balding like the freak you have on the left.

BTFO yourself kid.

To be fair, that German guy has a more upturned nose, whereas Augustus seemed to have a straight line between the tip of his nose to his lips.
Additionally, the former’s browbone is definitely thicker looking, which is common among Northern Euros.

>hahaha dumb niggers, they think their ancestors were pharaohs!
>WE WUZ CAESARS N SHIT

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>this kills the med

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>Imagine having to hide your flag

this kills the Germ

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>this retarded

Lol Indeed
they only won because they had an extreme hivemind culture and masses of proles they could send to die. Literally zerg rushed their opponents with legionaries. Not to mention they sucked extremely hard at cavalry, scouting and skirmishing
And in the end they had to let germanics do the fighting for them because they were decadent cowards. After which you get med supremacists sperging about muh barbarian invaders

>tfw Med's haven't been relevant since the Roman Empire

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look nothing alike, wipe out jamal's cum off your eyes, Romans were Alpine/Dinaric

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Yes, and his baldness pattern resembles those of modern Italians & rather than the “widows’s beak” pattern Northern Euros have.

This also kills the germ

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Romans were degenerate losers. A multicultural, multiracial empire of proles governed by either a self-serving oligarchy or degenerate emperors. Not to mention romans themselves were spastics larping as trojans, while in reality they were a bunch of criminals and incels lead by a fratricidal retard. They have no originality whatsoever, but stole or adopted everything from people around them.

Medieval italy is far superior.

this scares the Germanic into fleeing their homelands and search for refuge

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>takes a small amount of territory
>runs away with their tails between their legs

classic med

You mentally damaged retard if you don't like the Romans. The Romans were the founder of western civilizations. Everything we have is here bc someone decided to LARP as a Roman. Said that, Roman were nords.

>Romans = 3rd century Imperial Rome
they were not near as degenerate as modern whites

Based Goths and Aetius btfo of hunnic scum

enjoying your turkish meat balls?

My town in the Midwest is literally named after Arminius because of this battle.

rare

>he fell for the virtuous republic meme

Sad. As an italian you should know better.

we won though?
its okay son
its okay to be a bastard

>its okay son
>its okay to be a bastard
>amerimutt flag
comedy gold

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STOP

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>Gallus: "his hair was blond"
>Jovian: "His eyes were grey, and he was enormously tall..."
What did Ammianus Marcellinus mean by this

you are the one speaking in memes here

Augustus was literally blonde with blue/grey eyes.

Modern whites are indeed way more degenerate

And you fell for Livius' propaganda

reminder the anglo created modern technology
(feelsgoodman)

Pay denbts gyronigger.

italians
>pick very much related

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suck my cock gypsie boy

>propaganda
nice memes, I'm totally the one falling for propaganda
let me guess, actual Romans(non propaganda) also were pro-LGBT and invented sex change operations?

Zingaro

>amerimutt unironically thinks an Italic could give less of a fuck about being huwhyte

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>actual Romans(non propaganda) also were pro-LGBT and invented sex change operations?
they probably invented political correctness and feminism too

Also the people living here

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Eat shit nigger virgin

I have the exact same profile except a more straight nose

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then why do your statues look like ours?

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tfw i look med but prefer germanics still. we are just mutts that need to be replaced by superior nords.

you do realize Arminius was a Germanic, right?

Ragazze mediterranee sono cosi calde. è vero.

The attack of the meme flags

yes why do they look like Augustus
>before head shape is a little different

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True

they really don't, maybe it's real in your head but not in reality
the only one I could think having a phenotype more northern is that of Sulla

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dude.
> this guy looking norther...
lay off the wine I don't know where this nigga is from

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this thread was not made by an Italian

however it is not blond Lol

dude this guy was born in naples

Voglio a viaggio di italia. Io studio italiana in classe. è divertente.

Basic bitch shit but soon I will be swimming in Italian pussy bros!

ethnically it's alpine STOP

Dirty blond. Usually gets darker in summer. I have the same type of hair.

Romans and muslims have common cultural traits. While Romans gargled their own piss, muslims prefer camel piss instead.

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I am very happy for you I will do the same when I go to your country

post the real one faggot

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Sulla seems too robust to be just alpinid, and his nose isn't concave, more like some sort of cromagnoid, at least going by this one bust

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me too and for me it's light brown, Lol

Augustus literally looks like a scrawny Stallone to me.

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This is really pathetic, I'm not sure anymore if this is same ol' D&C or you're just seething out of some inferiority complex. Cease this bullshit, you're doing the jews' work for them.

pewdiepie has sleeve tattoos on both arms

Can you stop making these pathetic threads. Once you start turning back the "refugee" boats you might regain some homor.

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Grazie fratello. Lungo vivere italia.

And Nordics are about to be irrelevant now too.

can be, not all busts are the same but they both have a high skull with flat occiput, sign of dinarization, although stallone is probably not brachycephalic enough

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>Can you stop making these pathetic threads
shut the fuck up barbaric filth

?!?! translate better I did not understand what you mean

are you really italian?

Stallone has jewish blood though
>Stallone's father was born in Gioia del Colle, Apulia, Italy, and immigrated to the United States in the 1930s.[8][9] Stallone's mother is of half French (from Brittany) and half Ukrainian Jewish (from Soviet Union, Odessa) descent

Mi dispiace. Lunga vita all'italia.

feels good being a greek rapebaby

yes -.-"!!

this thread created him a Cypriot, so why do you speak of Italians?

ITT: hairy, manlet medbois salty that their economy is shit and they're getting cucked by hardworking germans

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