>Hundreds of thousands of women with fucked up fetishes
>You stay here on r9k
Why don't you just get the fetish gf?
Hundreds of thousands of women with fucked up fetishes
those women don't just pick up any random jackass to do that stuff with, they're even more picky (understandably, they're doing fucked up shit) than regular women and you need to basically fill out a fucking job application to do it with them
holy fuck that looks beyond uncomfortable
i'd have a fucking panic attack in that body bag.
90% of them have the same fetish
Because this is why
as some one with a latex encasement fetish, this alarms and frightens me
>no gf who will make me look like a girl and make her male friend's meido
it's very comf
My fetish is wholesome virgin gf
Women are into ugly dudes like me? Is that a fetish?
I dont think so
>tfw no latex fetish gf
Suffering
I'd want one honestly - kind of a fantasy of mine. I have no idea where to look though or how to go about looking. It seems harder find one with a fetish, than simply just trying to find a girlfriend in the first place.
Seeing as I don't know how to do the latter and have had no success, I don't think it will happen. It's applying a filter on my nonexistent results.
Jesus christ, I hope she's short too
>tfw latex fetish
>want to make cute latex clothing for gf
Same problem as and don't know where to begin. I mean, I could make a fetlife or post on twitter. No clue how to interact with other perverts.
I feel like a woman has to be higher IQ than most of her peers to be able to grasp having a fetish. Most women are "me vagina, me want cock-cock, daddy smash me" and their "fetishes" are Chad and money.
When I see a woman in latex, I don't necessarily believe she's overly bright or capable, just that she has to have built a large enough worldview to find that fetish. idk maybe I'm deluding myself
>Hundreds of thousands of women with fucked up fetishes
All of them are just into the same thing of being submissive.
Do people do that shit in vacuum bags until they pass out
I cannot hold my breathe for over 2 minutes that would be fucking awful
because girls don't have brap fetishes
this. the best we can get is a girl who thinks farts are funny.
being a brapfag is suffering
bondage in real life is pretty disappointing desu
>wanting a fetish that takes that much time and effort and becomes a lifestyle instead of just something you do from time to time to get off
he's breathing through a straw
It's not plastic, otherwise they could just rip a hole and get out.
efukt.com
do you not find stuff like this to be disturbing
could you hold your breath until you pass out
>tfw I found out both my parents are kinksters
I want off this ride.
Oh god
what kinds of shit is it theyre into
Reminds me of some Japanese video where the girl goes purple.
After that she then watches how she almost died and laughs at it.
There's also this which is super dumb to do alone.
kinkengineering.tumblr.com
>Father and mother into latex and bondage
>I am too, but fully can't get into it because it reminds me of them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw parents are furries
Yeah, literally everyone can hold their breath until they pass out.
>tfw no latex trap bf
>"wimmin r dumb bc they don't get why farts are sexi"
People don't need to be "more intelligent" to understand having a fetish, they need to have higher trait openness and more sexually liberal. A high IQ person with conservative sexual morales would still find fetishes condemnable and likely hold incorrect negative perspectives on them like that all fetishes are the direct product of truama or indicative of criminal potential. The fact you attribute having a high IQ to being able to understand the fetishistic mindset is peak pseud and overwhelmingly biased.
>"everyone who agree with me smart!"
>me vagina
>me want cock cock
Are you honestly making fun of people who want to have normal unfetishistic sex?
>"HAAHAHAH HE ACTUALLY GETS OFF TO PUTTING A PENIS IN A VAGINA."
>goes back to fapping to /d/orses
The fact of the matter is that women are less likely to have fetishes, not because of some glaring blindspot in their workdview or a lack of IQ, but because female sexuality is different and often catalogued in different ways.
A guy goes on the internet and looks at pictures, has some association with latex and continues to look at images of women in latex. Women go on the internet and read fanfiction of their favourite cartoon characters being homosexual, and then develop an interest in a type of relationship dynamic or personality (ex. Seme and uke). Few people would categorise a woman who likes a type of cartoon character as having a fetish despite the fact that, like the latex guy, this inanimate thing is now very necessary for orgasm to occur. So whether or not women have "fetishes" is not just a matter of how men and women behave, but also how those behaviours are labelled arbitrarily.
How often do you talk to women about sex?
I never got people who turned a fetish into a lifestyle. I chatted with someone who was also into lactation, and she didn't get why I didn't want to quit my job to masturbate.
>she didn't get why I didn't want to quit my job to masturbate
Well, we're waiting for the answer.
how do you find that out
Found catauit hanging in room, found bondage gear in a box in the garage.
A lot of stuff.
>brother walked into the kitchen when they thought we were at school
>mom was on her knees with clothespins on her nipples wearing black lingerie and a blindfold being facefucked by my dad
I know vaguely that my dad is super into my mom's breasts (which are huge) and found the fact her body got thicker after pregnancy to be erotic. I started dating a girl seriously, we're thinking about getting married / having kids soon and when I mentioned it while we were drunk my dad went off about how hot it is to have baby making sex. It was surreal because although he never directly mentioned my mom (and he has kids with two other women) there was still the
>implication
I know my mom lived in a lesbian relationship for close to a decade before she met my dad and that their breakup involved her girlfriend at the time physically attacking my mom for owning a dildo / pornography which included men.
>family friend died
>I go snooping through my parents' things to make a little memorial collage or something for them
>find pictures of my dad being femdommed
>specifically being pegged
It's all very weird because (1) my parents are outwardly a very normal, even traditional Leave-it-to-Beaver-esque at times and (2) I'm completely vanilla. The only kinky thing I ever did was point out that my current girlfriend is, in fact, African-American during sex and then felt bad about it.
WELCOME TO HELL
>tfw your post made me realise the early 2000s Deviantart cringe generation are having kids now
iq is pretty well correlated with openness
It's because my real kink is wagecuckery. Thanks for the thrill, user. ;)
Wanna be findommed user?
Comon paypiggy
really? someone out there fetishizes loving me for who I am?
that's scarier than it is sweet since I'm a mumbling autist
>one chance at life
>missed my chance to be a cute shota who gets pegged by a girl who has a fetish for dominating younger boys
I feel like this is an origin story. user tries to not follow in his parents footsteps, but shortly after they die in a bondage related incident, some strange old man is going to come up to you and beg you to carry on their legacy. They were the best in the business and were working on a new technique that only their child can perfect and bring onto the bondage scene. It turns out they died because their equipment was sabotaged by a religious zealot while they were practicing their new move. Now the question is, does user have the balls to pick up where his parents left off? Will he realize his girlfriend is the zealot? Will she kill him too or is this new act so beautiful it makes her denounce God in favor of Earthly pleasures? Only time will tell.
The only way to develop fucked up sexuality like fetishes is to get a lot of testosterone to the brain. That's to say: you don't want to make a woman with fetishes your "gf"
There ain't nothing shameful about calling a nigger a nigger.
Why wouldn't you want a high test gf?
Originally and un ironically high iq answer, well spent digits
>Not one, but both parents died in the bondage incident
>That's to say: you don't want to make a woman with fetishes your "gf"
Give me two reasons why not.
I'll wait.
I didn't even call her a nigger.
>be me
>tell my gf I'm curious about rougher sex
>she agrees to try it
>I'm fucking her from behind
>tell her I'm not really feeling it, maybe we should just go back to missionary
>she tells me to maybe try being more aggressive
>call her a "black slut", a bitch, etc.
>feel super weird
>stop
>tell her I'm sorry even though she wasn't mad
I just don't have it in me to call a woman names in bed. I'm too neurotic. I'm glad she's more relaxed than me or I'd be dead.
There's a reason why his parents were the first to attempt the act. Quite a dangerous maneuver for both parties involved.
I specifically refer to making a girl like that your gf. High test women would function great as friends or "friends with benefits". But a gf should have a brain tilted strongly towards femininity, which testosterone would corrupt.
>a gf should have a brain tilted strongly towards femininity
Why?
We talk about a gf, not a friend with benefits. It seems our responses to each other could go in circles forever.
You still haven't said why a high test girl is bad for being your gf. "Friends with benefits" is a degenerate concept and not even on my mind.
>>Hundreds of thousands of women with fucked up fetishes satisfied by Chad
Fixed that for you OP. It's fixed now. Don't worry, I fixed it.
>"Friends with benefits" is a degenerate concept
Good. Same page there. High test is bad because it causes her to have a masculine, competitive, driven, sex-oriented, thing-oriented mind. That side of cognition makes up your domain. Her domain consists of nurture, support, and homemaking.
I don't see how that's a problem. It sounds like you want women to be your mommy or something. Nurture and support should go both ways and I assume "homemaking" refers to chores around the house that can be divided equally.