Hey Normie

Hey Normie

It's me.

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Whats wrong normie?

You're trembling. could it be that there's something wrong?

I wish I could hug Normie
he is so kawaii

N-no....h-how are you??
*hugs*
Thank you user I really appreciate that ^-^

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This thread is gayer than mum.

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Hi normie!

Stuttering AND shaking? my, my, my...you REALLY do have something wrong with you at the moment.

Maybe it's.... something you remember? Perhaps a...heartfelt confession?

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>comes into a gay thread just to call people gay
I shiggy diggy.
Hi bumstead! How have you been? You disappeared for a couple days.
N-n-no not at all.....I'm just......h-happy to see you...are you h-happy to see m-me?

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oh, i'm ALWAYS happy to see someone like you. Someone particularly just like you, with particular things about them that make them....unique. Certain....qualities.

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Y-yeah....and w-what qualities would uh.....those be?

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oh, but don't you yourself know? you were shouting them out so loudly last time..

No? you're really gonna try and hide it? Well alright..

Those...SLUTTY qualities that a GIRLY BOI with a BOI PUCCI that loves COCK would have!

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Yeah that's right you gay

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I DON'T HAVE A BOI PUCCI I HAVE A MAN PUCCI I DO THE PUCCI FUCKIN!
>GIRLY BOI
NO! I'M A MANLY MAN!
Yeah....well so are you.

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ooo!~ What a reaction! I think you even peaked when you shouted. Of course, girly little boi toys would, wouldn't they?

Boi Pucci, Man Pucci, even so, you admit you've got a pucci back there, babe. Probably wouldn't take much to break it in....break YOU in...

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Well at least I'm not a cuck lord like you!

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S-stop I c-can't be doing this....
Cute.

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You can't be reverting back to your regular self, the one who's obsessed with sucking them nice and deep, getting worked over in that tight little ass of yours deeply?

Hm? Not even letting yourself moan so loud that the entire country of toronto would hear you?

I bet you can, and more..

>You can't be reverting back to your regular self
It's n-not my n-normal self....I w-want to me known for more than g-gay posting no matter how f-f-f-......FUCKING GAY IT IS!

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mm. It seems whenever someone mentions "gay" you start shouting like a little cutie. I enjoy that, I really do.

No, I don't think there's anything else anyone will be able to think about other than "Gay" when they hear the name Normie on Jow Forums.

Your fate is sealed- you're always going to be a cutie gay boi who loves cock to death~
It'll be all you can think about while you ride dicks and swallow jizz and suck musky, smelly schlongs~

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>No, I don't think there's anything else anyone will be able to think about other than "Gay" when they hear the name Normie on Jow Forums.
Is...is that r-really all I'm g-good for.....

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Normie the Gae.

It's become your entire identity. Might as well embrace it and your sluttiness~

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I've been good. Sorry for the long delay i'm chatting with a friend. How are you?

Fuck.....I.....I need to go reevaluate my life.....shit bro....

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Or you could just drop to your knees right here.

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It's okay. I've been....well better but nothing too serious. Mostly been working. Trying to decide if I want to stay here in bant or not.
No. I'm mad at you now leafman. I may be a slut but even I have feelings.

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oop, you're a bit of a pouty one, eh? Good, I like mine with a little bit of sass.

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I like your cute bois. Add this one to your collection. It's easily my favorite.
And what exactly are you trying to accomplish? Trying to get me to slut out? Wanting to push my buttons? A little bit of both? What do you have to gain?
You're damn right I'm pouty.

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Sorry to hear, hope you get better. I think you should, I like your company.

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I'm just a big ol' tease.

*pinches normie's cheeks*

..But yes i'd also love to rail your pink boi pucci like a screen door caught in a whirlwind.

I enjoy your company as well. I've put a lot of thought into it but....I'm still unsure. I really like bant but I also don't want to just be a gay poster.
>i'd also love to rail your pink boi pucci like a screen door caught in a whirlwind
I know y-you're very f-forward about it.....is that all you want?

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Well, of course that's not just all I'd want.

You're a very cute boi and we all like you here.

I, like you here and I'd want to see you happy.

Especially with the stuff you like so, so much~

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Thank you Normie. If you really don't want to be just known as that you need a re-branding. So if people try to be gay just decline or reject it, and if folks try to remind you of the past just own up to it and say your not the same.

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That is a nice one, I like it alot also, thanks.

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>You're a very cute boi
>we all like you here
>I, like you here
>I'd want to see you happy
You're such a polyama leafman holy shit I bet you kiss prostitutes. How could you even say something like that to me homu? What....you got some kind of crush on me? Fucking fag.....>.

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oho.
Hang on, I see what's happened here.

You've switched, haven't you?
I see what you're playing at.

But i know what you are.

I'm not sure if I can do that. Unfortunately I like gay posting and have a lot of fun with it. Obviously I can't just stop. I don't know I'm really fucking confused.
I have lots more if you'd like to see them. That's my bf you're posting.
>But i know what you are
Oh yeah and what would that be?

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Someone who knows that they're a gae cutie and can play the shy, cute card so well that they look like they're a stuttering, adorable cock craving girly boi.

You're still a gae girly boi, but now i see that it's not something you're denying or shy of either.

You want this to happen. In fact, you're playing this as well as you can so that you can have that deep little boi pucci of yours pounded hard.

You really are a devious little succubus...

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Well then be part gay poster and part other poster. Like I participate in gay threads and have flower threads.

Oh my dear I think you're just a little too enamored with the idea of someone like me. Someone who isn't afraid to be open with what they want and how to get it. Such a shame that you would have to dance this dance with someone like me.
Poor leafman you probably think it will be easy don't you? You think I'll just bend right over for you huh? That you've got some kind of magical charisma that I can't resist? Hah!
>You really are a devious little succubus
Incubus to be precise. :3
Easier said than done. I'll be around don't worry. As long as there's a few people here who are cool with me I'll be around. Maybe more publicly....

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Oh, I don't expect it to be easy.

I expect it to be very long, and very. very. HARD.

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Okie doke. Make sure to stop by and chat with me from time to time.
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Then you better get to work there homo boi. The last guy to get my ass had to win a fist fight with me. Since we can't do that here you'll have to figure something out.
I'm excited but not expecting much. After all I'm sure your tiny booper isn't even enough to make me give it a second glance.
I'll bet you don't even have a half hand :P

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I'll be sure to come and see you bumstead. You were always one of my favorites. I'll definitely be here for the end of the 90 days to hear your decision wifey.

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Thanks for saying that ^_^
I think you'll be happy with the decision.

I really hope you'll stay with me. If not I might have to be with leafman.

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and we all wouldn't want that, would we?

I mean, I'd be just terrible...

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Then it looks like your fate is sealed. Your mine and no one can stop me. ᵂᵉᶫᶫ ᵇᵉˢᶦᵈᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᶦᶠᵉ

Well it looks like you've got some competition here Leafman
I wouldn't mind it. You could put me in cute dresses and make me wear long stockings. You're probably some sick foot fetishist that would make me rub your nasty cock with my feet. Fucking gross. It's gross that you wouldn't want to fuck a man with a beard and the body of a 13 y/o girl.....wait.....oh shit....
>Your mine and no one can stop me
Oh? That's kind of gae bumstead. I didn't know you genuinely wanted me this badly. I have a song just for you now.

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Well, actually i'm more into the use and application of sex toys.

How many vibrators do you think we can fit onto your body and into your holes?

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>That's kind of gae bumstead.
Nah it's straight. 300% straight.
Now you'll have to whisk me up by my feet and carry me away.

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Sorry leafman but toys aren't really something that Normie can endorse. I'll indulge of course b-but....okay like 3 in one and it all really depends if there's cock involved. Flesh is best leafman.
You're still gross wanting to top for a reverse felix leafman.
How can you live with yourself?
Are you proud of yourself?
I know I am.
L-lewd! But cute too. So I'm confused.

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You're right it's -300% straight.
Not until the ceremony my dear. We didn't get to have a real one so I'll have to plan something here in bant.
>pic related
>me in the back

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I'm perfectly fine with how i am.
Nobody can convince me otherwise.

You're right! cock is better than toys. I knew you'd not forget that, since you love cocks so much~

>I'm perfectly fine with how i am.
>Nobody can convince me otherwise.
Mmmmmm those are the words I like to hear. A man who's comfortable with themselves.
Maybe I've been too hard on you Leafman.
Tell me...have you seen any of my pics floating around? I'd love to hear what you'd do to my face. More specifically my soft lips and tiny mouth.

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What a wonderful image. you probably could do that to me. I wonder what you're thinking up~

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I haven't been lucky enough to see your visage, Normie. An unlucky situation, to be sure.

I'm thinking what color dress I want to put you in. I think you're little too corrupted for white. That and how adorable you'll look in your little gardening apron tending to your flowers.
I actually didn't have that one. You seem....familiar....fuck I actually kinda feel shitty now.
Well that's a shame. If you ask around you can scrounge up my worst pic ever. I won't blame you if you bail and run once you see it either. I'm tall but small I'm very underweight you see. Means I have really small bodily features in spite of my manly face. Sometimes I even shake my butt in the shower listening to music pretending I'm a girl dancing ^-^
Maybe you'll get to see me one day. If I stay.
Until then enjoy my begging and music. Sorry I have shit pop-punk taste.

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Eh, It's alright. Once we get the dresses on and I get my cock out, You'll be perfectly fine. besides, cute tiny lips deserve big, thick meat.

Maybe a nice purple? And I know you'd love to surprise me with a hug and a kiss while working in my garden.

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You should stop while you're ahead leafman. I'm starting to get turned on.
Purple would look really great. I still have the pictures of....uh you know ^-^
I'd like to one day help you in that garden. We could hold hands, walk through the vegetables and throw seeds. It would be amazing.

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>pictures
I wish my memory worked, now I'm a tad scared.
You'd love to though your seed wouldn't you.

Should I? I like that look you're starting to get on your face. Perhaps I want to see more of it. More of what you are in the deepest part of your desires.

Perhaps i want to see just what happens when the head of my cock slips past those sultry lips, and you begin to get a taste of what i possess for the first time.

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Didn't know Canuks woiuld actually be on Jow Forums

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Oh I remember. You took a while to show me but in the end I saved them. You insisted I never share them in bant or else you'd be really mad.
I'd love nothing more than to throw my seed all over you....erm I mean throw it all over the place then watch you struggle trying to pick the cucumbers because your hands are small.
I'd have to say it would be shocking to say the least. Your long hard cock sliding across my lips and pressing against my tongue as it fills my mouth. I would probably have to wrap my tongue around your rod just to make room in my mouth for some kind of motion.
This would all be really gae though leafman. I didn't know you were such a gae.I thought you were immune.

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I rember now.
I'd be able to grabs them, i'd make sure to give them a rub to make sure they are clean. Wouldn't want them to dirty.

You'd probably have to put some water on them to lube them up so you can properly erm clean them.
Inevitably you'd get exhausted and I'd have to carry you back to the house in my arms so we don't get your dress dirty.

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Hm...Gae, not gae, I couldn't care less of what it is. I only care that i like what it is. and I like the thought of having your silky tongue caress my member in such a subservient way. I like the thought of my cock pressing inwards, filling your small mouth fully, immersing you in the taste... and the lust.

I'd want you to carry me back the the couch and let me lay on you like a pillow. While there I'd rest and get hydrated with fluids.

F-fuck that was r-really h-hot.....okay I think I have to s-stop now...the thought of your hands pressed against the back of my h-head pushing your dick deeper into my throat s-so you can face fuck me is t-too m-much.....
I'd get all the blankets and pillows nice and comfy so you could lie on me as long as you want. The whole time I'd wrap my arms around you and gently pet your head. You could relax and we would watch the news on the tv laughing at all the shitty things happening in the world knowing we're happy. Eventually though I'd need you to get some fluids in you. If you know what I mean. ^-^

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are you sure? Because i would enjoy looking at your reactions every time my balls slap up against your chin. I'd relish hearing the noises you'd make with every thrust forward, and I'd most of all enjoy your gagging on my cock.

Just me, and you- a pretty little girly gae boi all dressed up and being face-fucked so nice and deep. I bet you're just imagining how deliciously enjoyable it would be to feel my dick spasm and shoot a few loads down that sensitive throat of yours.

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Sounds wonderful and nice. I'd be a happy boy, just the happiest! I'd hope to make you happy as well, making sure everything is proper and nice for you.

What happened to the human race, bant?

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Don't know. Think we should eradicate those seen to be abnormal?

Just burn everything

Okie doke!

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>are you sure?
YUUUP!
Now you get to learn I'm a tease too. Don't worry you're doing it right. If you stick at it you might get what you want. I know that you want to watch me squirm underneath you as you turn me inside out but you gotta earn it sweetness. Like you said I'm a little slut and as a slut I have my choice of when I get down. ;)
I hope you're around tomorrow I know I will be. You've left me with a lot to keep me warm tonight though.
Until then please enjoy these tunes to remind you of me.
You're definitely one of my favorites now. Mr make a thread for me.

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How nice it would be to tend and care to a house then tend and care to a caring husband. So sweet and nice.

You wouldn't have to tend to me. You'd only have to do what you want to. You could sit around in your underpants all day and I'd still love having you there.
Don't you have dreams of your own you'd like to tend to?

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Simply caring for people and gardening is wonderful for me. I'd want to make you as happy as possible, what ever it was.

>Simply caring for people and gardening is wonderful for me. I'd want to make you as happy as possible, what ever it was.

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You're too sweet bumstead. You really do have the makings to be a wonderful wife.
Shoo shit post. This was a nice thread.
Before you fuck off back to though tell me. Should I stay or should I go?

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Thanks for thinking so. I'd hope i'd be.
cute.

Who are you silent fren?
Your posts are on point but you don't talk. Are you shy?

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I tried

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You definitely would be.
I have to go to bed now though. Already stayed up later than I should have.
I love you all so much!

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Nighty night Sleep well Normie.

I have more hair in the back and top than that. Fucking dick.
Here have a rare normie with hair. I'm also kissing a grill.

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For you

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See you tomorrow m8.

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later

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