>toilet is clogged >too lazy and depressed to fix it >have started defecating on my bathroom's floor >running out of space in bathroom >will soon have to start shitting and peeing in my room >will have to shit on top of the trash covering my room's floor because there are barely any free spaces left without trash
Not going to feel sad even the tiniest bit for a braindead, dumb ass faggot such as yourself. Have fun dying slowly in a grave of your own shit and piss when all of it could be solved by unclogging your toilet. holy absolute kek. The world needs less people like you.
Luis Murphy
I just cleaned the shit and threw it out the window into my neighbor's backyard (I hate that faggot)
That was the first step Now unclog that toilet you faggot
Sebastian Torres
Call a fucking plumber if you can't fix it yourself, Jesus! I hope you at least have some fucking febreeze in that literal shithole. I don't think anything can save him now.
Empty half a bottle of dish soap into your toilet and let it sit for the night then flush the toilet in the morning. You don't even need a plunger. What the fuck man
Joseph King
Absolute mad lad. Deffs some points for hucking your shit at people's property, very primal
Oliver Smith
Retard. You have that toilet brush in the corner. Just shove it in there a few times and it'll fix itself.
Levi Campbell
I can't believe the most exciting part of my day was a thread about someone shitting on the floor
Luckily for you there's plenty more room on that floor for you to shit on Once you run out of space you can start shitting in the other rooms in your house
tfw screen capping shitty threads makes you feel like a historian
Jaxon Wilson
>clean white tiles lame larp probably even just a dog's shit
Jordan Lewis
>i share the board with people like this
Mason Stewart
Op you tard just shit in the shower and push ir dosn the drain with water and ur feet
Gabriel Ramirez
Jesus Christ dude. I mean thanks for original thread but come on. You seriously cannot go on like this. Take a shower, sleep it off and get yourself some coffee. After that, clean that up. Seriously OP, I feel sorry for you.
Thanks al-Qaeda, now my toilet is on fire and the cops are coming
Cooper Rodriguez
Show us a pic of the room full of trash now OP
Evan Carter
>white people can't be robots makes me fink
Brandon Wilson
Absolute Legend. Bless you OP, hope things get better.
Owen Lewis
could be anywhere on the scale greek/portuguese to light-skinned coon desu, let's not judge him too fast
Jaxon Carter
>Does this really work? Yes, as does straightening a wire coat hanger and shoving/wiggling it around in the U-bend. Less effective methods include pouring a whole bottle of bleach in there and waiting a day or 2. Now go fix your toilet you nutjob.