>new neighbors move next door
>your mom sends you next door with a welcome basket
>no one answers the door
>you walk around to the back of the house to see if anyone is there
>pic related
>"hey whiteboi, wanna come swim"?
New neighbors move next door
Levi Jenkins
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Michael Rivera
>y-y-you too
Jack Smith
Only if you blow me and suck like your nigger life depends on it
Juan Williams
That's simply not possible. I already have my own 25,000 gallon inground pool and the only house next to me that also has a pool will never be sold.
You can't make chlorine or muriatic acid strong enough to get me to swim in nigger water. Itll always smell like feces and cocoa butter.
Brody Murphy
Asher Bell
You accept her offer and swim obviously. What kind of gay faggot wouldn't?
Michael Scott
I don't swim with monkeys. Don't want to catch any diseases from the water.
Leo Peterson
>Whiteboi
Upon hearing this i politely greet them, leave the basket and leave.
The house burns in two weeks.
Brandon Adams
>fucking negress swimming in their masters' pool instead of working in the kitchens
>whiteboi
Nathaniel Reyes
>Finding negros attractive
I thought there is a furry board for the beastiality faggots? What are you doing here?
Jace Ward
>
>Black people can swim
>She's gripping onto the side for dear life
Sebastian Hill
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
Jose Price
ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCK A QT 3.14 BLACK GIRL BUT THE ONLY NIGGERS HERE ARE BUNDA BUNDA 50 YEAR OLD ISLAND NEGRESSES AAHHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR
Julian Campbell
wtf I definitely love racemixing now, and there is no way I think you are a faggot lefty kikeshill making these threads 15 times a day with your buddies.
SAGE.
William Morris
SPREAD. WHITE. SEED.
Austin Wright
Swap our Negresses for your gingers (female)?
Camden Hill
gas yourself, kikes
Thomas Howard
>fuck her on the side of the pool
>9 months later she arrives with a mutt baby
>smash it's head in screaming "Not white enough!"
>fuck her again, rinse and repeat
Brody Thomas
>Yes
after that I’m as flirty with him as im comfortable with and if he wants to have sex with me we have sex
Jaxson Davis
o shit its a girl i didnt open the webm abandon thread
Lincoln Carter
Potatoe nigger holtzclaw posting
Robert Bennett
I take note of the oily sheen of the pool and walk out backwards
Jason Fisher
Leave a note on their door letting them know I saw a turd in their pool and they should call a cleaning company
Benjamin Collins
come on man , my dick can only handle that much. i fucking love nigresses , the smooth tiny chicks of any color just really turn me into a 16 year old again with a raging boner and performance anxiety. the best blowjob ive ever had was by a nigger woman and no1 else compared to what she has done to my pecker.
Jaxon Cruz
You done fucked up.
Your masters pool will now need sterilization.
Jacob Flores
Kek
Austin Moore
Feels bad man. I'm waiting for this generation of niglets to grow up for some quality young black pussy.
Hunter Jones
Hope there is a lot of fucking chlorine in that pool. Gross!
>QT 3.14 BLACK GIRL
Lmao you stupid potato they literally do not exist outside of porn and hollywood entertainment. Irl they are all fat and ugly.
Cooper Watson
same
Landon Flores
Why is she wearing a long sleeve shirt?
Ryan Turner
Niggers generally can't swim. You can tell it is a montage
Caleb Gutierrez
>getting access to a free pool
neat
Anthony Carter
We all prefer our own kind. And if you aren't breeding with a woman you're a beta.
Aiden Walker
>your mom sends you next door with a welcome basket
Isaiah Taylor
>Fuck her like a rented slave
>return home in shame and shower 40 times to get the stink and grease off.
>later that night, plant burning cross in yard.
Lucas Hughes
Turning around is only 90 degrees idiot
Cameron Gonzalez
>>"hey whiteboi, wanna come swim"?
"no thanks, I dont want to get into the AIDS-Soup"
Julian Hughes
I changed my mind. I will take a swim with her. Then when in middle of pool I just leave her to drown. Kek
Anthony Brown
BUT WYPIPO ARE BAD.
Hunter Harris
Yuck.
Juan Long
need the sauce though, faggot
Tyler Campbell
>turn around 360 degrees and walk away
screen cap this
i love muttposting
Chase Allen
In reality she'd be blasting some shitty black people music and be like
>hurr durr Whyte bois got no rythm
and then expect you do start trying to dance.
But you hook your phone up to the aux and start blasting Aphex Twin or some Eurobeat and she looks at you like you have autism.
Also Tyrone is there in his wife beater, he looks thuggish but really he's just the beta brother assmad his sister is a slut.
Ryan Thomas
>turn around 360 degrees and walk away
JUST
Lincoln Barnes
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at Reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost. It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some kid at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Good luck on your future endeavours, newfriend.
Jaxon Sanders
>you walk around to the back of the house to see if anyone is there
Do Amerimutts actually do this? If no one answers the door fucking leave. You have no right wandering around someone's property like that
Luke Ortiz
>if someone doesn’t answer don’t even try just go to the pubby my mate
Andrew Martin
No, but sometimes yes.
Cops do this a lot and I hate them for it.
Knocking on the back door is a potentially getting shot situation unless you're a family friend or something.
Jonathan Young
It's more of a Hollywood trope than something that actually happens.
Nolan Taylor
How does my mum know who my new neighbours are?
Julian Campbell
funny when at the same time your mom can take two black dicks in the same hole at the same time
Dylan Kelly
>no one answered the door
>better invite myself into the property anyway and go looking for them!
No fuck off.
This guys gets it.
You don't just get to wander around someone's property because you want to fucking say hello to them. If they don't answer the door, you piss off and try again later if you're so desperate
Wyatt Howard
Sorry to burst your bubble but my mom isn't German nor does she have any German ancestors. That just doesn't happen in my family.
Camden Gray
Literally nothing wrong with just taking a peak out back if they don’t answer the door. They could just be outside. That’s if they don’t answer and you tried calling them. If you cant get to them with that then its their fault and you can go.
Brayden Perez
Drop basket.
Run towards home.
Screaming.
Mommm call the realtor we are moving!!!!!!
Dominic Torres
We had a mentally retarded guy knock on our backdoor once asking for directions which was kind of spooky
Mason Harris
>niggers
>swimming
Asher Barnes
Sage
Elijah Martinez
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Cooper Moore
You guys are fucking fags. I'd go in the pool and show her how to swim.
Justin Williams
If they're outside, you fuck off. I don't care how desperate you are to give your neighbour a high five and scream "woo!" Amerimutt, if no one answers the door you leave the property. You can't just invite yourself onto someone's property like that.
Christopher Lopez
is this a thread about politics?
Luke Rodriguez
>our glourious education here
Samuel Long
I don't know where you live but you are asking to get beat up or possibly shot by trespassing onto private property.
William Adams
It's a meme you dip
Owen Allen
What kinda flag
Ayden Brooks
Fake and gay, niggers can't swim.
Hudson Richardson
oh its a swimming pool ?
with you inside I thought it was a giant toilet and someone forgot to flush
Aaron Morgan
This the Englishman gets it.
Michael Reed
>You can't just invite yourself onto someone's property like that
just did
Nicholas Martinez
Nepal you fucking newfag
Luis Adams
>australian worried about the quality of the threads
Dylan Green
>our glorious newfags falling for the oldest bait in the book
Austin Mitchell
Unzip dick
Oliver Gomez
People replying who don't know the meme
REEEEEE FUCKING NEWFAGS
Jayden Hill
Can’t believe newfags still falling for this meme in 2018
Joshua Reed
Nepal flag, nice.
Samuel Cox
Take this shit back to National Geographic.
Anthony Rodriguez
Matthew Campbell
Christopher Murphy
>immediately become suspicious about a black that knows how to swim
Gabriel Bennett
I knew we were infested with underages but jesus christ.
Ayden Thomas
Noah Nelson
>2011+7
>people STILL falling for this petrified meme
shiggy
Easton Peterson
Get the bleach.
Aiden Rogers
No thanks, I don't want to get aids
Jonathan Smith
what if you sage and don't tell anyone you saged, can you still get banned?
Sebastian Brooks
It belongs in a museum!
Alexander Nguyen
She literally has the face of a panther. Bet she'd be an aggressive fuck in the bedroom.
Also she'd never even look at a skinny little white onions boy like me so I think I'm safe to say she'd make no sexual advances toward me.
Robert Powell
>>"hey whiteboi, wanna come swim"?
Michael Gutierrez
>>"hey whiteboi, wanna come swim"?
I WANNA CUM MOMMY
Dominic Murphy
niggers move next door
house just lost half its value
Luis Price
>all these posts
>no sauce
Xavier Powell
Who would want to swim with some disgusting sheboon?
Thomas Hall
>>She literally has the face of a baboon
Nop, no thanks.
Noah Brown
no
Easton Martinez
nice racemix shill thread
Jack Gray
>no thanks
>pools contaminated with shit
Elijah Morris
ITS 180 NOT 360!
Chase Williams
what a great fucking thread wow dude i knew there was a reason i woke up early restless as fuck. the universe itself was drawing me to this awesome fucking thread.