Say it now, Jow Forums! Get it off your chest

im gonna kill lapis by smashing her dum face against the pavement then shove her whole rotting corpse up my ass and clench breaking every bone in her body until razor sharp bones start cutting up my guts then i shit her out and barf in her twat and fuck it then marry her and have retard babies

kys

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soon you'll have to hide every thread in Jow Forums user cuz
Lapis is the new Queen of Jow Forums

I want to curbstomp this bitch so hard that spinal fluid comes out her asshole.

I don't mind

she's the one doing this to you

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I want to crush the slag into a small septic tank with a hydraulic press then slurp her down and piss out her brain pussy juice out my mangled penis

Don't take Jow Forums seriously, mate. That's just how things are here

I didn't took it seriously don't worry

I want to pull her eyes out then slurp them down like they were a couple of raw eggs. I want to cut her entire body up with razorblades then bath her in lemon juice. I want to carefully remove her legs, arms, eyes, tongue and ears before dumping her in a prison filled with rapists.

a guy wrote me for a hook up yesterday but i realised that i don't really want that and want a cute bf instead to cuddle and do cute things
what do?

Keep searching for that special one, user.
Хoтя в PФ c этим мoжeт быть нeпpocтo...

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everything is just a floor

You could always roll on your back.

About to go get a donut right now

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toruspilled

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pissarseniggerfucker

Hope you feel better now

i am displeased

How so?

i'm failing 3 classes and i don't know what to fucking do

Just be yourself

thanks, i am no longer displeased

I'm drunk in a casino bar after coin checking 7 people for free beer.
Feel like shit. Sure I'm drinking for free but it's only because I'm broke and need the escape.

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I want to fuck Lapis's cunt!

Holy shit is that why you've been so absent

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ok imma say it...
why u keep posting threads with lapis? seems pretty forced at a certain point..

I HAVE TO SAY IT
I LOVE Jow Forums!!!

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Damn, well... you should probably stop browsing Jow Forums and start studying...
This doesn't sound too bad.
I just post whatever I feel like. Isn't that what Jow Forums is for?

Checkem

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I actually love Jow Forums too. Its quite a unique board.

>I just post whatever I feel like
fair enough

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Part of it. I'm still deciding if I'm gonna come back to this place or not. I'm going through a lot of financial troubles and have to find a wage slave job before my savings run out. I'll make it through though.
Imagine being so broke you have to take advantage of fellow servicemen just to escape your life for a moment. It's a shitty feeling m8.

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Stop drinking

I'm already done. Headed home now. At least I have the good sense to take the bus instead of driving.

Saved for later, thanks!
user is right, drinking might be the problem. Don't know abot the US, but its pretty expensive here.

Good now never drink again

Nah I drink about once every 3 months and only for a day. I usually don't drink unless I can afford it and afford to have a small get together. What happened today was a one time thing. I just needed to get my mind off things.
No no no.... no.

Do it

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onions

>Nah I drink about once every 3 months and only for a day.
I wish I had self control like that.

Nah m8 not gonna happen. I don't have a problem and I'm responsible. Just because you don't drink doesn't mean I have to give it up.
Then maybe you're the one with the problem because I wish you had self control like that. You need to drink in moderation user not be dependant on it. Also don't ever drink alone unless it's for taste like Smirnoff ice.

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Because I don't drink you have to give it up

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I know, but its kinda hard at this point. Wine and beer are hard to avoid. Although, I don't care all that much about spirits.

the name ur posting with rly matches your pic's watermark..
what beer do u like the most?

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Good question. I'd actually say its a tie between Birra Moretti and Spaten

Nah m8. I'm not you. I have my own life unless you want to trade.
Why is it so hard?
Would you rather I gae up this thread? Your choice.

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Go home to Kimber

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Stop drinking now

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>Why is it so hard?
I don't know... every evening just feels so much better with a bottle of fine wine.

That's what I'm doing faggot! Im fitna fondle the shit out of her when I get home.
Nice.
Stop being such a little bitch.
You've gotta break the habit and find another way to get that feeling that doesn't involve liquor. I find hobbies like sculpting, coding and metal work very fulfilling. You gotta occupy yourself with something so you don't think about it.

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ye Moretti has a pretty balanced flavor, i like it too. talking about german ones instead, i'd say Paulaner and Franziskaner are the deal for me
...would i rather what? r u drunk?
why r u so obsessed with people drinking?

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Not until you never drink again

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@5079511
Go away Korbo I never want to have to talk with your stupid face

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Paulaner is really great. Guess its my third favorite. Used to enjoy Wolpentinger too, but it has gone down in quality.
I've got lots of hobbies, yet relaxing in the evening feels really good with a bottle of wine. Not to mention the flavor.

i'm not that namefag, but why are u so mad tho?

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@5079531
Prove it

Yeh I am and you're a qt. Wanna do something about it?
OwO
Then you'll always be a little bitch.
Maybe cut down a bit. How much are you drinking right now?

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Fight me IRL

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He's always mad

I'm drinking

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Probably should. Right now a bottle of wine and like 4 pints of beer.

Lies and slander
Stop doing that

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I can't

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Lolis shouldn't drink

>prove it
u know what's funny? i don't have too since i don't rly care about talking with u either ^^
>wanna do something bout it?
nah not rly, have fun
>ur a qt
i know :3
i see..

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>Lolis shouldn't drink
What's a loli?
Is that some kind of drink?

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Square up fampai and cash me outside. How bout dat?
You should try a bottle of wine and 2 pints. Then next month cut out the beer. Eventually you'll be able to have a beer or a glass of wine a day without losing yourself.
I believe in you Nigel.
Maybe next time. You know where I'll be.

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@5079603
Good now leave Jow Forums
STOP DOING IT

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This is the only thing you should drink ever.

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I thought this was really funny

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You're going down

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>I believe in you Nigel.
I guess this is the point. I'm not British, I'm Russian...

I'm drinking so I can't hear you.

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I tried watching Steven Universe but it seemed really really gay

No u.
>Russian
Whelp you should just keep drinking then. See how much you can drink before you die.
I believe in you.

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You better get over here and help me get rid of this boner now.

nah

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What else would you expect?
Guess I'll have to follow your advice and get another pint then.

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Go get a whole case and see if you can finish it.
Seriously though don't. Your Russian blood would just process it defeating the purpose.

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I didn't know what to expect that's why I watched it you numpty

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I don't trust what you say.
I wish, but all that is open right now is the campus bar. And I should really stop drinking that much.