Honest question Jow Forums, how are you supposed to store your junk? i've always...

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

honest question Jow Forums, how are you supposed to store your junk? i've always stored it like B, A feels so uncomfortable to me

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Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

2019
You havent cut your dick off yet

WHY LIVE?

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Definitely B. Dressing to the right > dressing to the left also.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

bump

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Chase Walker
Chase Walker

A for regular and B for boners.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

A.
B is the uncomfortable one for me. It's all up in my waistband.
I also dress to the left.

Really just however is comfortable for you. B certainly gives you the more impressive bulge.

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

I can't do B, my cock is too heavy and gravity pulls it down. Also, if I did B, it'd be sticking out of my waistband for a few inches. So I tuck it into the left pant leg

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

B only works for dicklets

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

Does anyone experience really awkward bulge with the type A? Especially in my shorts (whatever type) I just have dick bulge. Feels weird and I can feel how others are staring at me.

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

to the left

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

Not going commando
I unironically go commando and its great

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

i'm 6.5 inches and i do B

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

anyone else a megadicklet when flaccid but normal when erect? im a grower and my dick goes from like 1inch and balls shrunk inside the body if cold to thick 7 inches erekt
i always go with A and tuck it to right because my dick is bent to left and i want to straighten it

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

that's a good thing, idiot

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

not tucking your balls on top of your dick
Try harder

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

i want to straighten it
ive got bad news for you user, thats not gonna work

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

you cant straighten a dick like that, the tendon holding it will just bend instead.

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Being a large peepee man and having it poke out when you see sexy lady can be taxing if you're using B.
I always need to wear long swimsuits or else people can look up at my snake when I'm lying down and it gets hard while at A.
I still recommend A and longer swimsuits.

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

im packing a 7 incher but when flaccid its literally like 3 inches man idk why, anyways i use B because i dont like my chafing against my groin when i do A

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

Gran autismo me was trying to hide it all the time ffs.

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Carson Price
Carson Price

not wrapping shaft around balls

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

loling @ you faggots with dicks big enough to go in a direction
your dick is supposed to poke out straight ahead like a little acorn. it's not supposed to spill out of your body and coil up in your underpants like a frontal doo doo. you guys have no idea how stupid you look.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

tfw

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Juan Flores
Juan Flores

This

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Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

I wear my flaccid penis straight forward

feels bad man

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

You forgot the part where it partially gets sucked into your body when you are running
That and hair getting stuck in there space where your foreskin is because your pubes are longer than your flacid benis

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

where your foreskin is
Used to be

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

this thread is alike a middle school dance with all the big penises gathered at the top and all the little penises at the bottom with everyone only talking to people in their own group. i'm going to be the brave girl who breaks the ice.
would your penis like to dance with my penis?

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Best way to store your penis.

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Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

tfw same but at least i have an average excitable penis, so i can pleasure shallow asian women without fearing my penis gets trapped in my flies. #Win.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

A, my cock can't bend like B

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

came here to call you a retard for not storing like A
check junk
it's like B
huh, I don't know what to think. If I'm sitting down it's like B but standing it's like A

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

Yeah, now that you mention it, I thought my dick was in your A, but I just checked it and it's in your B!

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

my dick is 16cm/6.2inches erect (pretty average sized imo) but looks more like this than op's pic. How many of you seriously have such long dicks flaccid?

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

A, if I do B it falls down pretty fast in position A anyway

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

this is how u should where your junk lad's

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Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

Came here for some variation of this

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

Owo wats dis

Looks painful as fuck.

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

i have to coil mine like a snake

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Luis Ward
Luis Ward

B is easier and more comfortable

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

yfw your dick uncoils too fast accidentally in a public toilet and reaches the water.
Feels bad man. Luckily my dick can reach the sink also so it's easy and fast to wash.

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Nolan Price
Nolan Price

This.
Stopped wearing underwear decade ago.
Problem is that I can't wear too tight pants or they'll be able to see my business on the mid part of my left thigh.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

jes extender, using it right now,
awkward at the beginning, put is comfy after a while,
the gains are real though, but not as expected,
been using it 2 months now, not noticed much lengt increase, but my boners are freaking harder, like stone & longer to maintain, my gf noticed it immediately when i started using it

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

this fucking thread

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

up if intact
down if cut

T. cutfag

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

B, get random boners so I have to stay prepared.

lmao good post user

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

everyone looks like this, people who pretend it's longer are memeing

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

THIS

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

a) for men b) for twinks

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

coiling it instead of wearing it as a belt
Never gonna make it

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

Makes it impossible to walk though

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

implying I have that issue
I'm 4.5" rock hard. Dick size in trousers will never be an issue to me

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

Erect: 6.6inches x 5.5 girth
Flaccid: like 1.5 inches wtf

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

You're like a sealion or a walrus. Your penis is retractable

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Why are half of you idiots confused as to why dicks are smaller when soft? Is this american public education?

Gavin King
Gavin King

that's not the point user, the point is that while our dicks are bigger than average while erect, they are smaller than average while flacid

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

AAAHHH WHY HAS SCIENCE NOT CURED SMALL DICK SYNDROME YET?

David Myers
David Myers

Best answer

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

not going with B in flacid mode so that he's already in the best position for going erect

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

sideways

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Came to post this. My boxer briefs keep everything in place and it stays to the left.

Leo Hill
Leo Hill

B is for dicklets

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

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Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

13cm flaccid, 18.5 erect
Always wear it down and to the left. Wearing it up would require really tight underwear which aren't comfortable. Also, if you have a foreskin, getting an erection in scelario B means it can catch on your pubes and get pretty painful, whereas it can go down your pant leg with no problem.

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

based

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

I dream about this every week. How can I stretch my core to reach it this way?

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

B gives you more airflow so you don’t get swamp nuts

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

Mmm store it in my bussy daddy

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Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

The only correct answer is sideways.

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Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

I walk around with a boner to assert my dominance.

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Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

my dick always hits the deadlift bar when i deadlift

Mason White
Mason White

welcome to Jow Forums

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Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

your dick is actually so small that it doesn't hang down naturally like in A. pretty sad OP.

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Real alphas wrap their dick around their torse, over their shoulders, around their arm, and pull the tip out through your shirt sleeve so when you shake hands the person will grab your cock and you can yell "Gotcha!"

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Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Too bad it doesn't just retract into us when we aren't using it.

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Lucas James
Lucas James

What's wrong with people mirin your bulge?

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

Never B, it's just too uncomfortable.
I never had to a hide a boner because I have a breathing trick to relax my body and kill the boner. If I'm sitting down and I want to enjoy my boner it naturally flows down one of the sides of my jeans.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Why did I read that atrocity.

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Eli Clark
Eli Clark

it's easier than you think

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Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

kys furry faggot fuck.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

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Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

lol cope harder dicklet

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

I agree with . You should kill yourself user.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

I agree with
You should kys and give sauce you furry degenerate.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

B is’nt an Option considering my tiny fucking wiener just sits on my scrote while at rest.

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Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

This. You can distract braindead staceys by making it look like you're grappling with a snake, then when they come over to see what's happening you dick slap them across the face and their instincts will automatically make them suck it, and from there you can proceed to plow them and that's how you get laid with little effort, forget all the looksmaxxing and muh social skills crap

I've been storing my dick this way since I was 13, but lately it's been getting a little too big and I can't lift it anymore. Guess I need to incorporate more strength training into my routine

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

Wasting laocoon mode on meaningless crap

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Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

Lol, furbois crave that BLC

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

I used to have these dreams in middle school

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

LOOSEN

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

argonian detected

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

mfw i knew exactly this picture would be posted with a gay comment

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Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

When you accidentely flush at the same time so the toilet gives you a killer BJ.

Feels good mang

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Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Based grower bros
4cm flaccid
16cm hard
It's cool to make t actually grow but it's ridiculous when I fail to maintain an erection with a girl.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

I do B but it gets awkward when it pops out my shirt collar

William Martin
William Martin

based

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

Just practice desu. And lose weight

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

I can tell you have never worn supportive underwear.

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

Flung around and resting on shoulder

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Logan Morales
Logan Morales

7 inches flacid
3 inches erect...
tfw w me and my Benjamin Button dick...

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Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

I'm 30 lol

I have visible abs. Guess I'll just keep stretching.

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

How do I measure dick length? And girth?

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

I prefer the ol' taiwan tuck

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Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

the fuck? I always assumed that all guys did A.
Does it fall down anyway if you do B?

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

if you do B youre actually retarded

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

Only people wearing women's jeans can do B, otherwise gravity.

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

How the actual fuck is this possible?

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

lol

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

You could go commando, jog at treadmill so that female besides you gonna see your dong ranting with rage and she fell of from treadmill because you dong got free from restrain

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

Only twinks dont do that

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

B isn't even an option under normal circumstances. The only causes of B are:
1. walking around with an erection
2. your underwear are too tight and you're probably damaging circulation to your genitals
3. you have a magical gravity-defying flaccid

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

i tie mine around my leg

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Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Based, wear it to the right

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

Exalted God Tier right here.

Same measurements and not annoyed when jogging.

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

you take the rest of this thread with a grain of salt but believe that post?

Brody Young
Brody Young

he doesn't freeball
It's like you want low test

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Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

So I have an upright boner like 10-11 o'clock which makes me think my tunica is very short, hence it stays upright.
Therefore B feels way better unless a boner occurs

How can I elongate the tunica so it my dick hangs more?

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

Good one microdick, have a legit 8.2 incher and I always go with b and it never sticks out even with a boner, never happens, you're dick couldn't possibly be sticking out of your boxers even if you had a 8inch flaccid, unless you're a nigger who wears his underwear and pants below his asshole, then that's the problem

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

You DO NOT TALK about my UNDERWEAR.

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

GIGA DRILL BREAKU

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

dog bless you Jow Forums

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

Curled around my balls clockwise (or cockwise amirite)

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

i have stored my boners like A when i was a kid, now my dick is bent down

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

Jesus Christ, can you make ONE post that isn't about a child's erect penis?!

Zachary James
Zachary James

tfw being only 13cm erect in a country with 18cm average

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