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Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

get Jow Forums
this still happens...

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Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

disgusting

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Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

tell your whore gf to put down the phone

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

"EXCUSE ME. Are on a date with me or the phone?"

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

You start dating ugly trannies?

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

Damn, you got Jow Forums and still can only get 3/10's on dates that look as flat as a surf board. Only shows, lift for yourself and Jesus, and not bitches.

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Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

Lmao , DM'd her right now; and you weirdos wonder why you can get a gf..

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

latte and dessert
5-10 years from being a land whale

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

You shitpost useless bait threads pretending you have a gf? Yeah, just goes to show you need to get serious about MI.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Based stroke poster

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

he took a girl with poor table manners
out to eat at a decent restaurant more than once

you’re doing women wrong. some girls deserve soda and nuggets, some girls deserve sparkling SanPellegrino and Thai chili crusted chicken lollipops. Don’t treat a Drivethru Judy like a Bad & Boujee Trudy. Don’t tell her to put her phone away, it can make you look demanding and insecure. Also you probably aren’t that interesting. Stop taking her to restaurants with a waiter and if she ever brings up how you don’t take her out, just say her table manners sucks and she sits on the phone the whole time. Also, sit next to her instead of across from her because you’re there to eat and grip on her thighs under the table, not to feed a slut while she ignores you while simultaneously being out of fingerfucking distance

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

sitting across from her instead of next to her

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Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

actually a based post for once

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Are you afraid of looking women in the eyes, user?

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

What's the right way to approach this? Maybe, BEFORE it actually comes up, you could smile and tell them if they play with their phone during the date you will get up and leave.
Then if it happens you follow through.
I figure it might be kind of commanding if you do it beforehand since they will feel that urge at some point and know they're not doing it because they are obeying you.
But if you told them that after they take it out it's like you're jealous, or something, it seems weak.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

sparkling SanPellegrino and Thai chili crusted chicken lollipops
good food

Fuck Americans

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

You think it's normal to sit next to the person at a table when it's one on one?

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

you are retarded. You are supposed to sit next to them, not across from them. And are you saying I can’t look them in the eyes even if I sit next to them? Really seems like you’ve never been on a date with a girl user.

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Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

user you need to leave your house every now and then

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Also, sit next to her instead of across from her because you’re there to eat and grip on her thighs under the table
Weird. Virgin post

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

yes you faggot

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

Sitting across from a woman is how you get ops pic related, you guys are actually autistic

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Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

If you are bf/gf and no longer in the getting to know each other stage, you should be acting flirty all the time and sitting next to each other at restaurants is part of that. The reason lots of couples start having less sex or grow distant is that they quit putting effort in once they feel like they’ve secured each other.

Angel Long
Angel Long

That's the waitress from it's always sunny isn't it?

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

no it's not.
no woman or man will ever respect you if you quietly keep score like that and then passive-aggressively bring it up later. if you have something to say, say it at the time. don't sit on it like you're afraid of her. also this but that part was more funny than objectionable.

James Sanders
James Sanders

You go on a date with a retarded cunt who spends her time on the phone?

Choose your dates better dumbass.

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

Bullshit. This is abnormal unless you're on a couch together, or at a bar, or similar. When you're talking to a person you're looking at them in the face and turning side on to do that is weird.

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

imagine sitting crammed up next to a girl in a booth, both of you giggling and kissing and slobbering on each other, you digging around in her slimy hole for so long your fingers get wrinkled. she reaches in your pants fondling your erection and getting precum on her hands and smegma under her fingernails. both of you bubbling up each other's juices onto your faces, the table, the cushion, and then the food comes and you both face forward and start eating. you wouldn't like that? gay.

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

sitting across is for business lunches, interviews, first dates and male friends. i sit next to my girl every time. Makes it easier to peoplewatch, hold hands, kiss, share food, and she likes to give me over the pants squeezejobs over the table. literally the only reason she hasnt started blowing me is we’ve haven’t been in a restaurant with a long enough tablecloth yet.

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

MORE FACEPULLS YOUR HIGHNESS

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

Go into literally anywhere that has tables and chairs and if the table is set up for two the chairs are on opposite sides because that is what makes it comfortable to eat and talk.
They're not set up for handjobs.

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Huh. Your girl's not afraid to suck me off under the table. Wonder what you're doing wrong?

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

The traditional dinner foreplay is also "footsies" which would be a lot harder to do sideways than across.

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

If she likes you and she isn’t a stuck up thot she won’t use her phone on a date either way. Early dates should be across, it’s weird to sit next to someone you barely know. Sitting across is also a great way to filter them on a first date, because if a girl can’t stay off her phone long enough to have a date with you know she is unsuitable for a relationship, which is a massive time saver if you can figure it out before the first date is even over.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

Did your father behave like that with your mother?

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

Oh, I think I get it. So Zoomers sit next to each other BECAUSE of phones? Because if you're next to the person and they do some shit on their phone you can look over and see what it is.
So you're next to them so they can't tell their friend you're a loser.

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

"Stop going on your phone you cunt, I'm bored"

Approach it the english way

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

no but it was a different time, everyone was totally squaresville.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

you have something to say, say it at the time. don't sit on it like you're afraid of her.

I agree but I think this situation requires more tact. I would just whip out my phone and stay on it for 20-30 seconds longer than her when I see her put hers down out of the corner of my eye. Alternatively, instead of telling her to put down the phone I would just stare at her with a genuine smile and see what she does. If she looks you in the eyes and her eyes dart back to the phone for longer than 15 seconds; she doesn’t respect you and values the validation that the phone gives her more than attention from you. But if she’s kind hearted and has some form of home training and manners, she will realize she’s being stared at, realize she’s being rude, finish what she’s doing and put her phone down. No need to be Mr. Bossy when she could be sending work emails sending an important text to a family member, this will make you look controlling and weak.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

see

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

get Jow Forums
finally have the option to not tolerate this behavior

still worth it, OP

David Cook
David Cook

she took a picture for IG
has an IG-account
dropped
or she is actually texting
dropped

dunno how you guys do it, but I would excuse myself to the toilet and leave through the window and delete her number
if she ever texts or calls me I bring the
who dis, nu phone
-line

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

Chair tables are for when you are busy and only have time to play some innocent footsies under the table.
One way to do it is after starting out across, chatting for a while and playing footsies, she moves to your booth and you start talking in more hushed voices to each other and get a lot more flirty.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

This strikes me as beta. It's passive aggressive. I'd unironically do this before that:

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

Based baboon poster

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Is that Katelyn Ohashi??!

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Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

bruh don't go on lunch dates. offer to come cook dinner for her (being the experienced chef you should be if you're on this board). just throw some shit together and don't forget the wine. put it down right and you'll be delivering dick regularly

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Boomer divorce rate would probably be lower if they did instead of stopping all flirtatious activity after a few years of marriage

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

Don't worry, user. She's just texting Chad to tell him she's dumping him for you.

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

you have to do something more interesting than whatever's on her phone. a popular technique is to poop your pants and then do one of those screaming cries like an infant does. it plays to a woman's maternal instincts. i manage a restaurant and i see men do that at least 10-12 times a night. we run a special once a month with drinks half price if you poop your pants (you have to sign up when you get to the restaurant by allowing the maitre d' to look down the back of your pants to make sure you didn't show up with your pants already pooped in. only counts if you poop while in your seat during the meal).

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

Not him but sometimes I feel like I'm reading comments of 15 years old lads here. Kinda a shame.

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

marriages would be successful if people acted like they were in romcoms forever.

Nope. Gotta shift two things back to how they were before. One is religiousness. One is an accurate view of what marriage is.
ie. A contract between a man and a woman for the proper making of children and looking after each other.

Jace Long
Jace Long

yeah, you've clearly never gotten close like that with a woman before

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

Nah, it’s to flirt. If a girl does OP pic related on a date she’s not worth dating anyway. Forcing a girl to stay off her phone on dates is silly, you shouldn’t date a girl unless she leaves it alone on her own volition.

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

PUT YOUR DICK IN HER, SHE WANTS THE D SHE DOESN'T WANT CONVERSATION

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Considering the posts in this thread, that was one of the least likely to be made by an underage poster.

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Cringe. PDA is disgusting

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

You know one of the theories about the way numales act is that their are subconsciously infantilizing themselves to trigger maternal instincts as a way to attract women.

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

oh really? because i wrote that clearly trying to make it sound sexy.

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

If you had to avoid dating everyone that has no manners your dating pool would be mostly 80 year old women.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

grabbin thighs under table while eating
brother where have you been

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Don't take this awful incelpilled advice. Couples who sit next to each other when it's just them are complete trash every single time.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

I would excuse myself to the toilet and leave through the window and delete her number
if she ever texts or calls me I bring the
who dis, nu phone
-line

Cringe.

Just get up and walk out

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

It strikes me as something teenagers and Asians do. I am going to keep an eye out from now on and work out if I'm the weird one.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

Different user. Occasionally checking your phone is fine, but if your girl does this she either finds this situation awkward, she's unaware that it's bad manners, or she is and it's a nonverbal message.

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

This, the only good excuses would be emergencies or work (and work is not that great, I don’t want to date a girl who is so under the heel of her boss that she can’t go on a date without replying to email). And in the case of these excuses, any normal person would apologize and explain why they need to use their phone for a moment.

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

this is what your dinner date should look like every time (pick a couple)
youtu.be/6WpKz7SBn-o

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Amen

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

5mins into date
pulls out phone to text her friend
Hey girl, i'm on that date i told you about. Omg he's actually super ugly in person and he won't stop talking about protein, "zizz", and how many plates he can lift. He came dressed in gym clothes with a 1L water jug. When the waiter told him they don't sell boiled eggs he shouted '"DO YOU EVEN LIFT" and everyone turned round and looked. Now he's asking me how many scoops i take and i don't know how to respond. Honestly scared rn can you come and pick me up? Xx

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

turbo cringe post

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

Hahahahaha holy mackerel this was a funny post, really nice zyzz reference and bodybuilding inside jokes

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

she's unaware that it's bad manners

In my experience most people are willfully ignorant about manners. By which I mean if it's something historically recent like a cell phone there's no century old tradition of "keep it in your pocket or you're a cunt" right? So what they'll do is the self-serving thing and pretend it's not obvious what the polite thing would be if there was well established etiquette.

Dylan James
Dylan James

Kek

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

brutal

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

not that user but it's basic communication. squaring off with someone implies a confrontation. side by side people tend to share direction and focus. try it next time you're talking to someone. don't you think she would rather you sit beside her than across from her? and if you think ANY woman wants to have a conversation with you, you're wrong.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

Topkek

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Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

This lol, guarantee if OP was a chad this bitch wouldn't be on the phone

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

then why is my bitch such a cunt when we're in the car?

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

She was probably expecting you to actually drive.

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

Put her smartphone next to your erect dick, maybe she gets the clue.

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Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

Share direction and focus? What are you talking about? The purpose of that part of the date is to talk to the person and work out if they're trash.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

we're not going anywhere until she puts on her safety belt.

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

It strikes me as something teenagers and Asians do
Spot on. It's not as bad when Asians do it because they're sort of meek and inoffensive. Teenagers doing it are gross and offputting, but that's teenagers for you. Adult non-Asian couples who do this are the dregs of humanity.

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

My best friend does this to me now.

game of thrones night
havent seen my friend since i started uni 1 1/2 years ago
he lost some weight and I got buff
we used to watch got together since season 1
eps starts
he is looking at his phone, playing games and texting people
I'm just sitting right there feeling like some old boomer
eps ends
barely talked to eachother
Told him I need to go to the toilette
Get in my car and drive the fuck off

I hate the smartphone culture right now.

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Landon Wright
Landon Wright

this is the only thing in this thread that is anywhere near accurate. and it's spot on.

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

I guess wedding vows are a confrontation then.

And it's not about what some dumb bitch wants. It's about etiquette in public.

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

seatbelt
Ftfy.
Also, fuck people who still refuse to wear a seatbelt.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Then bitch about how your car has a chime for the seat belt

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

a seatbelt is something you fasten between perforated butt cheeks to squeeze your anus closed. i'm talking about a car's safety belt.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

fit fitness
//boards.Jow Forums.org/r9k/ is that way, faggot

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

How to avoid this
Be the first one to pull out your phone
"sorry do you mind i just need to send a work email?"
"She will repspond "oh not a problem" or something along those line
Say you only asked/apologized because you find it disrespectful when other people are on their phones
Make a joke of it say that you can understand needing to text their grandma but browsing insta is pretty annoying
Dont touch you phone for the rest of the night
If she still whips out her phone for insta browsing, i'd finish the night and not plan another date. If she doens't have the attention span or personality to not need her phone especially after voicing your opinion on phone use during a date then shes a trash tier woman

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Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

It's called a fucking seatbelt you uneducated fucktards.

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

That's lying and manipulation on a first date.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

you ask people on dates to find out if they're someone you want to date. ok retard
dumb bitch
etiquette
ok retard

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Yes? What do you think a date is?

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

life is

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

uneducated
imagine thinking that using one of two accepted alternative terms means that you aren't educated

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

shes gotta get used to it at some point user

who else /sociopath/?

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

Bro, tell me how to get sociopilled.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

A seat belt (also known as a seatbelt or safety belt) is a vehicle safety device designed to secure the occupant of a vehicle against harmful movement that may result during a collision or a sudden stop.

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

and? what's your point?

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

God tier post, user. Well-memed, dear Sir. You are a scholar and educated person.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

Sorry, white knight. I'm sure that's all working out for you, but a girl is a dumb bitch until she proves otherwise. That doesn't mean you treat her like shit, but it does mean you direct her in social situations.

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

My gf likes it very much and hates when I sit on the other side

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

As a Korean or Japanese woman her behavior is hugely disappointing. She does not respect her company and her traditional manners would tell her otherwise. If this was feudal Japan the male companion would have the right to execute and behead her immediately.

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

always try to get as much info as possible on everything she does, ask little details on stuff and you will get a very clear picture of what she likes what she dislikes, patterns in her life. (this is a long process so dont ask every little detail about her life/relationships right away)

with that info you can get to mold her to do what you want but never outright say you want her to do X or Y, its a lot of trial and error with a new person until you get the grip on how to fill your needs WHILE giving her positive feedback (words, physical things, hugs/kisses, etc)

careful though, after doing this with a lot of women i feel somewhat numb to guilt and i dont want bad karma, thats why trying to be more normie in that regard but its still fun to make women fill your needs the way you want to, just beware the consequences of it, tldr; get a lot of information on a person and deduct patterns of personality, you need to be /socially aware/ to pull this off correctly

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

GoT sucks though. He's probably just sticking with it cause it's almost over. You probably are too.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

lol that sounds healthy. she probably won't slowly distance herself from you every time you disappoint her and then jump to the next codependent guy who promises to save her from you.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Planning her real date with Chad

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

guys look I'm eating sushi!!!
I think I just hate women.

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

Let us know when she fucks someone else.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

not him but dishonesty works but brings nasty stuff later on, Even if you dont get caught

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

She is actuarry taking photo of her cohhee and caku.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Don't hate them. Just accept their limitations and direct them to act properly when they get too womanish. A woman will never be your equal, but that's OK.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Have sex.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

nigga you gay. Leave those kind of games to the thots.

Just get up and leave if you have respect for yourself

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

Only correct answer
If you've taken some cunt out for dinner and all they do is look at their phone, they're just using you for free food.
If they take offense to that, tell them to get fucked and leave.
Rewarding shit behaviour with manners and excuses only encourages it.

Simple as

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

why should I care? as long as I get poossy in the end of the night, I don't give a shit about anything she might say

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

How can one post be so based?

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

user, she's reading this thread.
What is this catheter ring she's wearing?

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

Nice larp faggot

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Excuse me. *strong eye contact following the stern voice used to said inb4*
Get off your phone.
I’ve done this numerous times. If you can’t tell a woman what to do, learn how to do that first.

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