I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
What do I do?
Nice copy pasta.
kill yourself
my dad has done this shit to me since i was in 5th grade honestly. it’s just banter with us though. like we’d call each other gayshit, or queerbo. my mom would get mad at him for being a bad influence, so we mad a code where we’d switch the first letters of the words we called each other. our favorite one was “aping gayness”, like we’d be calling each other gaping anus, but no one knew
Go there faggot lol
dubless homophobe
Nice pasta you fag
You’ll get better answers at /lgbt/, not here.
This is why I will never come out to my parents as long as I live
danish fag is basically a gay pride flag at this point
No, you're thinking of the Swedish flag, you fag
No, I am definitely thinking of the Danish one
There are no swedes here
But he is right. Its a well-known copy pasta. Why are you getting so upset about him pointing it out?
Whether they are in this thread or not, my statement still holds true, you fag
it hurts my feelings
It really doesn't, homo. Now this thread has a no dane rule so please leave.
Lol, make me you little pussy bitch
We already know you're gay just by looking at your flag.
It's in the thread rules. Out.
damn my ID is fuckin nice
2D fags get out
Call the mods, see if I care
>be in closet to parents
>its pretty clear to even strangers I'm a fag
>parents constantly make references about how things are puffy and talk shit about gays
It is an awkward situation
I paged the mods kiddo. You just made a big mistake. Talk big on the internet huh? Fight me IRL
The miss can't do jack shit. I'm hidden behind 7 proxies.
I'll fucking fight you IRL. You wanna 1v1 me?
>I'll fucking fight you IRL. You wanna 1v1 me?
Fucking come at me danefag, I'll beat your ass
I literally eat danishes
1v1 me fagg
Well they can be quite delicious.
But the deliciousness is also a trap! Mwahaha, they'll make you gain weight! You'll be fat in no time!
Uhm...
>You'll be fat in no time!
I doubt that, I weigh under 60kg
A few danishes is not going to do anything to my metabolism
>I weigh under 60kg
How tall are you my dude? That sounds a bit unhealthy
5 ft 10, and no I'm fit af
Honestly sounds like you're lacking in muscle mass, Chosen Undead
uhh no I'm not actually
Don't be such a faggot. Make jokes, really push the boundaries. Don't try and rub it in his face, just let him know you aren't phased by it. He'll probably become less bitter about you being a genetic dead end and not giving him any grandchildren
Well, as long as you start healthy, user
at 5'10 you must be a complete skeletor being under 60kg
I'm honestly not, it's just my body type I think
prove it
how
My guess would be a picture
I don't want to post myself on 4chajgb, if he gibes discord I will show him
take a pic, outline in paint, post here
no, that's dumb, just give a contact method and then tell the thread im not a skeleton
Why would you trust me with your pics though? Its same as posting it on 4chins.
Because I haven't met anyone malicious enough to do anything with it yet, you seem like a nice russian user
Dumb Kiki
I don't know still wierd, like you're giving pics to 4channers but not posting on Jow Forums. Like the first thing i would expect to happen is those pics ending up on /soc/ or maybe in the thread right away.
سارميك من مبني بعد ذلك انا ذاهب إلى الاغتصاب وتفكيك الماعز الخاص
careful one day someone will actually be
would you do that?
probably not, but still if you're fine with sharing those pics with someone you don't even know it makes no sence not to post them in the thread, basically you're just giving someone a leverage over your private life for no reason
Nice copypasta faggot AIso GRIDS is forever
yes but only one person as apposed to many, more likely the one is trustworthy
tbqh it's mostly because people always call me skelly when I say my weight and I want to prove it wrong at least once
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
This needs to be a meme, lol.
And you need to lurk more
Well now its confirmed you're getting frustrated being called a skelly. Digging a grave right there.
Because it's wrong, I can prove it
No.
Fuck off faggot
What?
cute skelly
I'm not one though...
i wonder if gay binland is also a skelly
you will have to ask I suppose
who are you quoting?
how do I undubscribe from this blog?