Best martial art for self defense

>boxing
>BJJ
>muay thai

which one i have to pick?

I want to start some fight activity so I can become a badass

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The one you enjoy and the one with sparring

Go to athletism to learn how to run fast and jump.
Martial arts are for fighting not defending yourself fucling manlet

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Wrastling or frig off

Taegundo

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Muay Thai.

Boxing is too restrictive to the point of being laughable. Muay Thai is literally boxing with as few rules as they can get away with. In a real fight, chances are you'll be blitzed, and that's prime time to use your clinch work and throw elbows and knees.

do you want an excuse to cuddle sweaty grown men? If so, BJJ

Boxing > Muay thai > BJJ

striking is better in a street fight always

Bench pressing, you can push anyone on the ground when good enough

this. a friend of mine a fucking bigboy literally destroyed a champion of kickboxing

Boxing plus Judo/wrestling/Sambo. That should cover most of what you could encounter in relatively fast order.

But learning to fight to become a badass means you have a higher than average chance to drop out. I've seen that attitude before many times, these people generally don't last.

don't know about that mate, i have a friend who can bench 300lbs and i am a 12-month fresh blue belt in bjj with a weight of 215lbs and when i am on top of him he is done. there is no "oh lol i bench press you off me".

Every fights start on the feet, your gay porn isn't fighting

No amount of muscle will teach you how to stay on your feet, especially if you're ambushed by nignogs

muay thai probably can keep distance and fuck off in the other direction

i cant think of any situation where you cant just fuck off

It's almost as if bjj has takedowns

Push everyone coming close to your range with your bench pressing training

wrestling is the best for this reason man. You can learn how to put your feet on the ground

train each for a year and congratulations you can fuck up 99.9% of the population and you have a .1% chance of ever needing it

>that pic
Why did the photographer focus so much on her uhhhhhh... foot?

When I first picked up BJJ after 1.5 years of Judo, I was already taking down most of the higher belts. Then I learned to sprawl properly, and only people with significant crosstraining experience were able to take me down. BJJ takedowns are a meme unfortunately.

t. purple belt

jokes on you again, i just started mma and bjj to "complete" my abilities. i am already doing muay thai for 5 years now. so i would turn you to rubble on the feet or on the ground.

Amazing how noone is talking about her feet
You guys are faggots

manlet spotted

*pushes you to the ground*

I'm 182 cm

this.
also, get a gun. it's the only real reliable form of self defense

never gonna make it

mate I'm not a burger, where I live I can't go out with a gun

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Imagine if she forced you to lick them clean after her training session gross haha

Muay Thai > Boxing. Don't learn ground stuff for self defense. This is coming from someone who has done MMA for 12 years and primarily trains BJJ.

Grappling guys are delusion, the LAST thing you want to do in a SELF DEFENSE situation is close the distance and go to the ground. SELF DEFENSE is different than a SPORT.

The best self defense is situational awareness!

Don't listen to anyone that tells you to do a grappling art, like Judo or BJJ. You'll get your brains smashed in.

Do either Boxing, Kick boxing, or Muay Thai. All three are heavily proven in the art of self defense.

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Lanklet cope

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Get pepper spray/a weapon, learn situational awareness and train sprints.
Committing years to get good at a martial art on the off chance that you will be able to pull off your moves in some power fantasy is RETARDED.

Capoeira

Why is she wearing rings in a contact sport? To bedazzle her opponent as she strikes?

You can't flight in every situation. If you are with your wife and a group of niggers attack you, you'd know how to defend yourself and your wife.

I'd be a good husband and move us to a first world country where that doesn't happen.

Also I do train martial arts. I'm saying it's stupid to do it just for self defense reasons.

What about thai box?

get a slingshot or a mini crossbow

I generally recommend learning at least enough grappling to counter takedowns and escape and get up if you find yourself pinned. Bonus is that a decent throw often means game over.

>Bad things dont happen to good people in good places
>Id know Ive lived in suburbia all my life

>boxing doesn't work on the street

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don't even try punching, you'll just break your hand

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Are you fucking retarded?

Said no one, ever.

Judo or some wrestling is eniugh

said here

Karate is the most advanced form of self defence. You just need to learn how to apply the knowledge.

That is how you break your shit

Read the self-defense laws in your area and pick a martial that best fits those. Example, I do brazilian jiu-jitsu. I was golden until choking someone unconscious became a felony in my state 5 or so years ago, so I have to stick to just wrestling so that I don't become the "aggressor."

>the way he leaned in on that punch
He definitely knew what he was doing

Based haha poster

Uh huh...

learn self defense or else you'll get pinned down like moot
inb4 who is moot

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Am addicted to bjj, can second that. I love to grapple, but holy fuck I don't even want to imagine taking a sucka to the ground on fucking concrete. That shit can hurt like a bitch even on the mat. And don't even get me started on what your skin would look like after tussling on the ground for 15 seconds. Mat burns are a thing, on concrete they would be more like car accident abrasions.

Situational awareness, avoidance, de-escalation techniques, a motherfucking gun, in that order.

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Muay Thai is good, not to diss on boxing, there is a reason professional boxers aren't allowed to hit normies, but not practicing kicks as well is kinda lame.

Also bring a knife everywhere, or a gun if you can.

Martial arts are useful in that they prepare/accustomed you for violence and you are physically fit, but a knife beats a martial artist any day, let alone a gun.

>bring a knife everywhere

Can you spell premeditation? Because I guarantee the judge can.

Take muay thai, it's the best. Bjj is good for mma but you end up fondling other guys balls and feet which is gay. Also starting positions are literal cowgirl and missionary

>Go to bar with gf
>Drunk guy bumps into me and starts talking shit
>Pull out a knife like the weak sissy bitch I am

Boxing, thai, bjj, grappling, all are good enough to beat 99% of guys
If you wanna be special check out filipino dirty boxing

Well, what would YOU do to beat multiple black men, while impeding that they leave as much as a scratch on your wife?
Protip: while writing out how you would do it, remember that life isn't an anime.

I live in Texas, just gotta be able to justify your use of force. Most based state.

Just pick one as a sport.

>there is a reason professional boxers aren't allowed to hit normies

Nobody is allowed to hit normies user, it's called assault

Aboxer can kill someone. Normie cant usually.

Why does nobody talk about Kickboxing?

Because MT is kickboxing but better

Savat is mt except useful in a street fight.

Because we aren't 35+ yo cardiobunnies

Bait or retarded?

Imagine the smell

grappling wins fights but only in one-on-one. If they've got a friend or a weapon then you're absolutely right. Ideally, one should be proficient at both striking and grappling, if only so you can keep fighting when someone tries to grab or tackle you.

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knives are pretty fucking awful as SD weapons man. It's hard to inflict an immediately debilitating injury and there's always the chance it can be turned on you.

Guns have the same problem, except they're a little better at immediately wounding vital organs and much better in that you don't have to get be so close to shoot somebody that they can try to grab it from you. I'm aware guns aren't an option for most people, just stating the obvious.

>Guns have the same problem
What in the fuck are you talking about?

Grappling doesn't even guarantee a win in a 1 to 1 and puts you in position for all sorts of bad shit to happen to you. Like a knife

guns are a meme in most of these flash in a pan situation
i own a gun and can't lie that i dream of that there clint eastwood threatening three nig nogs to save some azn qt in the hood but some of the time you don't even have time to whip your rooty tooty out
just learn some bit about deescalation, there's no harm in running away from a fight

That a gun can be grabbed and turned against you, or at the very least taken away from you, in a fight. Not that it's absolutely going to, but it's a possibility. Hence why you generally don't want to let someone get close to you if you're pointing a gun at them.

the one the army uses whatever its called.
It just consists of a thousand different ways to cut blood flow to the brain.

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I'm in the same boat as you man. Deescelation and situational awareness are absolutely key. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure and all that. All I was trying to say is that knives make for pretty shitty self defense tools.

Gun fu.

belt colors aren't standardized by anything so the color is irrelevant.

It's called Gunkata user.
Look up Equilibrium.

If you're ambushed by nignogs NO MATTER how good you're BJJ is you will DIE on the ground.

You put the 1 guy on the ground in a keylock and have several size 11 to 16 boots stomping on your head.

Want to be safe from nogs? Move to an all white country.

learn how to throw a punch, take one, kick, perform and break a chokehold, and you might as well learn to break an armbar because faggots are all about mma. then get a gun and learn how to use that.

Obviously krav maga

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as a black belt (1st) in krav maga, i can say its a great system but highly situational
mixing krav maga with muay thai and bjj will produce the deadliest and most versatile system

A white world class wrestler was beaten to death by a white striker in an all white country not to long ago.

If for self defence, just do muay thai mixed with wrestling/sambo/judo.
The guard's biggest weakness is leaving the balls right open to damage. No rules protecting yourself.

>belt system in krav maga
Nice McDojo you have there bud.

As long as it's poking people in the eyes, and kicking them in the balls, it's good.

I've done both boxing and muay thai and I gotta say this is one of the most retarded statements I've seen on this board. Bravo

So Jiu-Jitsu?

reminds me of Tim Ferris
>enters kickboxing tournament with no training
>rule says if you push the opponent over 3 times, you win
>he just pushes them over 3 times

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its literally the original organization, in israel
lmao

Yes, to distract them until she can pin them down and milk their cocks with her feet