What muscle group does this exercise work?

This is what happens when you can no longer approach grillz

If some random stinky roodypoo walked in my space to put his monkey paws on me i'd sock him in his ooga booga

You'd more likely shit your pants you fat incel cumskin.

t.seething shitskin

How about you not touch me, stinky monkey

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Shit, gillette was right all along

Good luck.

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>Fighting with superior weaponry makes us stronk!
Seething cancer ridden cumskin. When all playing fields are level you inevitably get cucked. I won't. I only touch your women.

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Has anyone never jacked off in public before? I remember I did it after school when there was literally no one there.
>mfw it was a catholic school

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Shaaad up monkey

cringe

I used to do it in the middle of class class around the end of 7th grade. Usually just to memories of the music videos or google image searches I'd jacked off to the night before. On the last day of school I was just staring at the thighs of this tall thick black girl as I creamed my pants in class. Once did it standing up without even touching my dick while staring at a girl's ass in the hallway. I miss that middle school libido.

Also I guess I should mention I didn't know how to properly jack off back in middleschool. I'd just press down on my dick, and the pressure eventually make me cum. This method was perfect for stealthily cumming in public, I'd just need to go to the bathroom before the semen soaked through my underwear and stained my shorts.

Should mention the amazonian nigress was wearing these really tight jean shorts and she was a year or two older so more developed in hips and ass then anyone else.

Unironically my right bicep is, at least noticeably to me, larger then my left bicep as a result of jerking off.

Imagine how good it must feel to be that women who is being masturbated to

More like you touch the hamplanets no self respecting white man wants. Or rather, you would if you were actually black instead of a pasty white incel larping as one.

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Stop death gripping before you give yourself ED.

AGP, not even once

Inefficient use of the brachialis

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Does anyone actually find cumskin offensive?

Dumb whiteyboi

embarrassment for white man

FUCK I love all of this race shitbait posting, we are all fucked

How horny do you have to be to do this

Bruh keep telling yourself that lmao

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take your (you)

how is that not proving his point
how trashy do you have to be to suck a stranger off in traffic lmao

>sorry im late traffic sucked today

It's about dominance. All women has a natural response to being dominated. And black males is just a lot better at that, than white dudes

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>random

you can't write.

nothing wrong with a little post sesh cardio to cool down

>one belgian guy controlled millions of niggers
oh no no no no

that woman's pussy
>

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More likely its because you life more things with your right hand

That's a britbong police officer. Would be the same if it was a guy. They're all cucks.

I used to sit behind girls in high school and press my leg against their butts. I didn't think much of it really, I assumed it was normal. But goddamn would it be a shitstorm today.

There was this British girl who moved here (Florida) and she had a nice ass. God. I used to have my legs pressed against those peach-cheeks constantly, and I'd occasionally move them back and forth as if I was thinking or something. She never said anything and shed sometimes reciprocate by moving her ass back and forth. She was always amicable towards me although we never talked, she wasn't in my clique. I wasn't interested in her or anything, but fuck me that was a good time. Fucking AP literature class of all things.

I wonder if she told her friends in the class or if anyone noticed. I hope not, but girls tend to notice that kind of thing. British girl I forget your name but if you're reading this and you were in Ms. Smith's AP Lit class holy fuck your ass was a nice rub.

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The time has come, and so have I

She would always wear spandex and tight leggings as well, whatever barely slipped by the dress code. Holy fuck. I wonder if she ever got wet. God I'm such a fucking retard. I could have fucked her if I tried, but I was too busy being a faggot. What the fuck. If I met up with her I'd make a move 100%, just one night. I'd confess it all and I wonder if she'd admit that she noticed (she did) or liked it (I hope). I wonder if I got her wet. Actually I remember one time she stood up abruptly and went to the bathroom in the hall, I was terrified at first because it was a rather long and hard-pressed sweep of my left leg across her left ass-cheek, and she got up right after I finished. I was afraid she was going to make a scene or snitch or something, but she just went to the bathroom. I wonder if it was because she was wet.

Why the fuck am I remembering this now, it's been 4 years and I don't even remember her name. Haven't thought of her since that one friend of hers hanged herself a year after graduation.

I remember the seating arrangement changed one day, a class in a different time period had the desks moved around for some gay shit. She didn't sit in front of me that day because of that. Ms. Smith banned me from answering questions that day, because the rest of the class needed to answer. It was done in a way that funny and everyone laughed, myself included. There was a question that nobody knew but me, and I was raising my hand but the teacher wouldn't call on me. I had my hand raised for 30 seconds in silence, just me, and people were snickering. I looked to my left and across the class, a few rows over, that British girl was laughing and smiling at me and said "You really want to answer don't you" and did that cute thing girls do with their teeth where it looks as if they're biting their lip but they aren't, it's more casual and less outright.

Oh my god dudes she wanted to fuck me what the FUCK

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SHE TRIED TO FUCKING TALK TO ME ONE AFTERNOON DURING A FIRE DRILL AND I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THE SIGNS HOLY FUCK OH GOD IT'S ALL COMING BACK

I JUST WANT TO EAT THAT PLUMP ASS OF YOURS GIRL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

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Shut the fuck up faggot

Fucking based

I was enjoying his story. High school fantasies are based, you must be low IQ

What's up Matt de Klerk.

Why's everyone on their phones in the gym? Seriously I'm the only person taking this shit seriously.

It reminds me of my own shitty wasted youth

You must be a home gymer.

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the guy is just jackin it under the covers to some porno on his phone on a long haul flight
he ain't hurting nobody
cut him some slack and mind your own business wtf

How would you not kill yourself after this
Literally just go to the bathroom and jack off if you have to
I hate what porn and sexualized culture have done to weak people's minds

If you're not mutilated, you can rub your frenulum and make yourself jizz. Nobody's noticing that fingertip movement.

i jerk off so hard and fast theres no way i could do it discreetly

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Cum - pearly white, high market value, in high demand, women gargle it for their own pleasure, the literal seed of human life

Shit - Smells worse than pretty much anything, induces vomiting, spreads diseases, a literal waste product.

Try again shit skin

Based Leopold poster

the heart user look at him go full power he has passion in that wank.

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Based deathgripper

nope

Careful with that hate speech there, citizen!

brachioradialis

Now imagine her all oiled up and shiny and riding on your dick like it owed her money

Ha!