>that post-workout gyro sandwich
Is there anything better in life?
>that post-workout gyro sandwich
Is there anything better in life?
>that post workout sauna session
>that post workout radiating electric pain down my lower back and legs
I’m glad I did not overlook this kebab pepe
>to go kebab shop alone after workout
>say I want 2 kebabs both the same
>They think it's for me and my gf
>actually eat both by myself
>that post-workout leisurely swim
nothing more refreshing
>that post workout whole chicken
You better shower before the pool
the post workout general tso's salmon and white rice
I jump in the pool TO shower. Yes I clean my ass with the jet and no I don’t give a FUCK what my stepdad Jeff says I’m gonna keep washing my ass in the pool because the chlorine will clean it
based aquatic booty cleanser
Extremely based
for me it's the lamb kofta pita with babaganoush
Just went to the local Greek festival the other day, got gyro and moussaka
Godly cheat day
This is me at the donut shop
>I'll have x y z
>and my roommate wanted an a b c d
Then drive off and eat all 7 donuts in under ten minutes
>tfw never gonna make it due to food addiction
>showering BEFORE jumping in a vat of piss and sweat
No thanks senpai
they know
>gyro
>roachpepe
Why? I go in to get my dick sucked by the jet. I watch all the pretty girlies. Pretend im reading my book. Pages get wet. I can't even read at a 3rd grade reading level.
I'm only there to facefuck the jet and eye fuck the girlies in bikinis.
Wtf are you gonna do about it?
Oh he didn't shower!
Oh he's gonna fuckin rape someone in the shower boy. If I don't go and release after my workout, I will rage. My test is up, testes swollen. Im liable to rape a boy in the showers. Cute man pussy. I'll fuck a bitch too. Don't care.
So you get out of my way honey. The pool is where I need to go. Release. Relax. Dont give me shit. I raise the cover, where you can reach in incase the jet took a water toy, like a ball or something, and grab the water that has my sperm.
I drink it. So no one gets sick from swimmies.
Ok bitch? You bitch dumb bitch
Boiled eggs and tuna
Give it two to three hours
Those sweet sweet egg and tuna farts
This
Friendly reminder not to put your asshole on that pressure hole at the pool
>that post workout bagel
High test post
Shweatpilled
hi tom
With extra garlic sauce
I piss in the pool, and sauna
God I love being a pool owner. You gotta lift in the backyard for maximum effect.