What’s the best way for a girl to reach SnuSnu mode?

are you me

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How many circles are there supposed to be?

god diora baird is like instant penis out mode for me

I have in my 24 years of life barely even talked to a woman, let alone touched one.

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you and i both, god help us

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>circles

I am but even fat bitches flake on me. I accepted I’m not getting laid until I get back into the shape I was at 20. It’s enough for them to look past my shitty game until I develop better game

>even fat bitches flake on me. I accepted I’m not getting laid until I get back into the shape
if fatties are flaking it's not your body it's your personality. literally just interact better you could change that today. if your tires are flat why are you trying to fix your engine?

Me in the back

I hear you but it’s literally just inexperience with girls. Out of shape guy with no experience=unfuckable attractive in shape guy with no experience=cute and fuckable

I’ve had bitches on tinder tell me “it’s obvious you have no experience talking to girls” whereas when I was fit I got easy laid in person just fucking around and doing whatever I wanted, even if I was being autistic. I feel like getting laid on easy mode is my only hope to learn how to get laid on hard mode.

Grug like snu snu, girl big though.
Grug no big.
Amazonian girl very stronk

The joke
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She's lesbian, and dates a girl that looks like a [spoiler]dude[/spoiler].
But still hot as fuck

i don't know why you think my penis would care about all these words

>moving her head out of the way she doesn't get a face full of tits
What a fag
Also source plz

How you doin...

Would just hatefuck the dyke out of...
>Searches the net to see if it's true
>Is true
>Also a full on feminist who's bitching about abortion
>Somethign she'll never have to worry about
Not sure if I'd hatefuck her now..

waiting until you get in shape is harder than just having a normal conversation without sperging about the juice. You're setting up a false barrier as an excuse.

It’s easier when you feel confident about how you look

stop being a self pitying excuse making little bitch. Insecurity is the least attractive quality you could display

These digits don't lie

>She's lesbian, and dates a girl that looks like a [spoiler]dude[/spoiler].
Lesbianism is a myth, lesbian still wanna get fucked by men

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Pride is a deadly sin though also, just e

>Lesbianism is a myth
This, there's no such thing as lesbians, just fucked up women.

self pity is an extreme form of arrogance

Out of shape guy with no experience=unfuckable attractive in shape guy with no experience=cute and fuckable
legit lol like bruh im not swole but damn nigga get a grip thats not how it works

SnuSnu mode requires full on Amazon height

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I SWEAR I’LL JUST PAY A HOOKER

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>bruh
>nigga
absolutely disgusting

>30+y/o ex playboy chick comes out as lesbian
Not a huge loss, desu.

>posts 5'1 gook
okay

It’s not that great user, sometimes I get bored of cuddling with my girlfriend and having sex with the same vagina every night.

>sometimes I get bored being happy

>take it from me bro, once you have sex, you’ll stop caring about sex! so it’s not important!

Exactly!
Just like once you get your first job you wish you could make a few dollars more per hour, and when you do you realize it’s not enough at all, so you want a few more per hour and say you’ll be happy then. You do this until you die with literally everything in life.

Its more about how tall she looks compared to the camera height

Is it bad that I’m 25 and hooking up with a 19 year old?

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If you have to make the question you already know the answer.

23 year old here and ive been talking to 17 and 18 year olds

mogged

Does their young but legal pussy feel good? I’ve been with many haggard roasties

its the same unless they are athletic

Pussy tightness isn’t really too related to age.
I’ve fucked 16 year olds that felt like dipping my dick in a cup of hot water, and a 35 year old that made me almost finish too quick because how tight it was.

I guess man. All I know is that when I was in shape I got pussy while being a dumb social autist. And I’m pretty sure someone deserves to feel insecure when they look like the end result of starting strength&gomad, how else would they change it? That’s literally how that works, out of shape =feel insecure work out hard and consistently&eat right=better body and feel confident
That is how it works though. I was speaking from experience. It could also be because I’m also 6’2” and 90% of people in my area are 5’9” and under though, but either my ever so clear inexperience did not matter, enough that I’ve had girls ditch valentines dates to suck me up and leave when I was in my best shape.

>hookup with an 18 year old
>only figure out a few dates later that they haven't even graduated highschool yet

it was a weird feel

>thinks it's bad to fuck youthful pussy
You're a complete faggot

For hooking up it makes absolutely 0 difference how old they are as long as they're legal. I'd fuck a 35y/o hot milf or an 18y/o high school chick without thinking about it twice.

>its the same
Lies.

crossfit

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so what are you saying to these women. I want to know.....

You know how many times I look at escort sites and consort with the Elder Gods on if I should?

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Where I am 19 is legal

Based and truthpilled.

:(

my mommy on the left

how long do I need to stare to see the circles?

>circles

Forget your shapes dummy?

Kek squares*

>t.

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Me and I'll be 25 on Saturday

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Joke?

Cope harder horny boys, us lesbians are in fact very much real.

You're not a lesbian if you have a penis. No you're not getting my discord.

Believe whatever you want, I'm not interested in your dick.

I really don't care man.

It’s not only NOT bad, it’s literally the fucking best.

how did you meet her bro

t. 26 year old boomer aiming for woman a few years younger than himself...

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Well you dykes have fun with all of that.
We'll just be over here.
Fucking actual women.

What's it like being a genetic dead end?

>“it’s obvious you have no experience talking to girls”
w-wait they can tell?!?

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Bro, come here, let me hug you nohomo. Going through the same but it has been only 2 months since breakup.
Got/fat/ af and now getting back on track, from 105 kg to 95 rn. My goal is 82.
We'll make it.

:(

27 year old banging a 19 year old. She's pretty fucked up so I'm just enjoying the ride. Nice and susceptible, easily manipulated.

That’s what it’s all about

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You just KNOW

I unironically wish that the girl I marry is 19 when I'm around 30. The problem is these days 19 year olds have already taken 30 miles of dick and don't want children.

How's your nonexistent sex life with your abusive partner?

Hey I have a lesbian question and I need your perspective on something

So a year ago I started hanging out with a lesbian couple. They invited me to lunch one day but the thing is a few weeks before I was jokingly asking them if they’d ever have a threesome like just to fuck with them in our friend group. Well they ended up inviting me to go to a rave festival with them and I did. We shared a hotel room. While at the festival we were high and drunk (mdma weed alcohol) and I went to chills out for a bit because I was getting a little overstimulated and they came and snuggled against me. The bulk in the relationship gave me a cheek kiss and then told the other one to do it too. Nothing more happned but what the fuck was that? We’re they trying to fuck, why a cheek kiss?

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fuck

are we really boomer territory at 26? what's your favorite sip?

GFTO tranny, we're talking about real women here

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>bored of cuddling
Imagine being this much of a homo

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I am 31 and regularly date 19-21 olds. Old roasties will try to shame you but there is nothing better than prime pussy. See Leo Di Caprio, that's a man in touch with his real desires.

"Old enough to piss off your dad, not old enough to be your dad"

>BLOATMAX.gif

god damn that's hot

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google it