Are there any negatives to jacking off with your dick and hand covered in shampoo? Asking for a friend

Do Americans really need lube to jack off? HAHAHAHAHA

At least your foreskin made some nice facecream for a rich jewess you dumb goy

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I tried it once...
It will get in your pee hole and it will sting like hell.

>Implying I'm an American
>Implying that I jacked off with shampoo because I'm a cutfag and not because I felt like jacking off in the shower

I don't get this either. What is the reasoning behind circumcising your child if you're not even jewish?

If you aren't cut why wouldn't just jerk off without shampoo on your hand?

Nice cope though Amerigoy

To mark yourself as a jewish slave

Shampoo will dry up and you'll end up blistering your dick

Uuh, why is a friends getting you to ask us this?

Culture and people don't even realize it's not an option. They figure it's just what people do. And sometimes if you don't literally insist and tell the doctor beforehand not to they'll just assume you want it done.

...

Why do you want to know?

>Cutfags
I'd off myself if I had to live with a mangled dick

Why the fuck are you autists so against circumsicion? Also being circumsized has NOTHING to do with being a jewish slave or some other stupid Jow Forums conspiracy theory.

Cope

Have sex

Oh wait you can't even enjoy that properly, haha whoopsie me

You do realise that there are a lot of studies that disprove the claim that being circumcised lowers your sensitivity right? Oh wait of course you don't, you are a stupid poltard after all!

> nothing to do with (((them)))
> is literally part of their religious doctrine
Fuck you are retarded

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I said that it has nothing to do with being a jewish slave you retard. Not that it isn't a part of their culture.

why are you so in favor of chopping off a piece of your dick for no reason? It's not even about teh joos, it just doesn't make sense

>Why the fuck are you autists so against cutting of a sensitive and useful part of your dick and risking serious medical complications and scars for no good reason at all?

In what clown world does chopping off a part of your dick that has a ton of nerve endings in it not reduce sensitivity?

Why stop there? Why not chop the earlobes off while your at it?

Friend of mine had to go from being uncut to cut due to diabetes. He mentions he feels half as much

The scars are because of bad healthcare, not because of circumcision being harmful.
There are many studies that show circumcision doesn't reduce sensitivity.
Anecdotal evidence doesn't prove anything.

Because its mutilation performed on infants for no reason other than religious reasons or false medical information to bolster the religious reasons. Its one of the greatest evils practiced, on a massive scale. Why would you support it?

Why are you in favor of elective procedures performed on the penises of baby boys?

You can always tell the doctor that you do not want your child to get circumcised you moron
>Why would you support it?
Because it lowers the chances of getting sexual diseases and also makes it easier to clean your penis

>CONCLUSIONS:This study confirms the importance of the foreskin for penile sensitivity, overall sexual satisfaction, and penile functioning. Furthermore, this study shows that a higher percentage of circumcised men experience discomfort or pain and unusual sensations as compared with the uncircumcised population. Before circumcision without medical indication, adult men, and parents considering circumcision of their sons, should be informed of the importance of the foreskin in male sexuality.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23374102/

see That is only one study against THOUSANDS that disprove it.

>The scars are because of bad healthcare, not because of circumcision being harmful
Every medical procedure entails certain risks, especially if they are as intrusive as circumcision. You can get scars, infections and in extreme cases even lose your dick. It's retarded to cut off your foreskin if you don't have a medical issue.

>Because it lowers the chances of getting sexual diseases
Not reliable, use a condom if you don't know wether your partner is clean or not
>makes it easier to clean your penis
This is seriously the dumbest shit I ever heard

Cut looks 1000x better

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>That is only one study against THOUSANDS that disprove it.
You are literally cutting off nerve endings, what is so hard to understand about this? And even if it didn't reduce sensitivity it would still be retarded. Would you cut off your pinky because it's one finger less to clean? Dumb shit.

>You can get scars, infections and in extreme cases even lose your dick.
As I said, this is only because of America having extremely bad healthcare (Thanks to Trump). Also I can say for sure that health risks are extremely rare and are quickly taken care of by doctors.
Why is it dumb? I, as a circumcised man can say that cleaning my penis has gotten far easier thanks to circumcision.

Fuck off Schlomo, you already got my foreskin, if I ever have a son you won't get his.

גוי טוב, תן לי את כל השקלים שלך

?

Cope

>Would you cut off your pinky because it's one finger less to clean?
No, but unlike cutting off your pinky circumcision has many positive effects. And also if that was true that would mean that you last longer in bed.
Why do you retards love being antisemitic racists so much?

No, it's not just because of bad healthcare. It's an inherent risk of any intrusive medical procedure. No matter how good your healthcare is mistakes and complications happen.

And if cleaning your dick was too hard for you, I have bad news for you.

Thats factually incorrect. The foreskin is a natural barrier against dirt and germs.
Its really not hard to pull it back and clean it.
You believe the propoganda mate, its sad.
The child itself has no choice though do they?

Foreskin creates a natural riding mechanism during sex.
Contains the majority of nerve endings in the penis.
Natural barrier against germs.
Keeps glans healthy and smooth.
No medical reason to remove it at all, phimosis can be treated with mild stretching and steroid creams.

Circumcision leaves glans open to dirt and abrasion.
Creates kerotinisation of the glans.
Leaves scar tissue and abnormalities such as skin bridges which all restrict growth.
Removes majority of nerve endings and friction over time further reduces sensitivity.
Can cause death from bleeding out or infection.
During nappy wearing stage, fecal matter can cause urethral infections and massively reduces formation and growth of urethral tract and opening.
Women report uncomfortable sex in some cases due to lack of riding motion.
Causes permanent trauma and brain damage.
Used to mark slaves throughout history.
Repopularised in US by fundamentalist Christians to stop masturbation in kids and take away sexual freedom.
Supplys the multi million dollar, jewish led, anti wrinkle cream industry
Only practiced in the arab world, africa and the US
Performed on babies with no anaesthesia, without consent
Female circumcision banned against hunab rights laws

Its barbaric and evil.

You are a fucking retard

Remove your roast beef first

How do you not understand that with intact penises you simply can just pull back the skin so that it looks like a mutilated one but without the horrible scaring and discoloration?

Oh right, your parents paid a doctor to mutilate and rape you as a child

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>I base my sexual preferences on mutilation
>The natural human form is wrong and needs to be surgically altered

Imagine being this indoctrinated

>positive effects.
No
There are not any postivive effects.
Not one.
It was never even concieved as something that is positive for men.
It was something done to slaves and people to destroy their families and ability to emotionally bond with women.

This is a fact.
Any positives are all fucking lies created to help normalize, push, and assuage the growing rage of the circumcised men in the first world.

Hes either english or a kiltnigger like me. Bellend is the head of the ding dong, japseye is the peehole

Because the only people advocating for circumcision are muslims, jews, or faggots. Also its fun you should try it.

bunch of faggots obsessing about dicks
classic Jow Forums

One day you will come to terms with what was done to you, with what you lost.
Sooner rather than later, lest you continue the cycle and mutilate your sons.
Its a hard thing to accept but you can't change it now. You can only create a better world for those who come after you.

Unless you are a jew, in which case you're fucked.

>circumcision has many positive effects
Then why didn't you name any? Cleaning your dick isn't hard to do btw.
>if that was true that would mean that you last longer in bed.
Yeah, because it's less enjoyable. Fucking awesome...

Its not about dicks so much as it is about the welfare of men in general.
Not caring means more kids getting mutilated.
Shouldn't you be out looking for your dickskin you half man?

Cutting off your foreskin is like cutting off your eyelids. Except one is for pleasure and the other is for sight.

Imagine if someone had cut off your eyelids what it would do to your sight. That is what those monsters did to your genitals.

>only one study against THOUSANDS
>THOUSANDS

I think you would struggle to find even one.

There are people who have been mutilated in this fashion as adults and all of them describe the difference as night and day and in some case are the direct cause of their suicide.

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Studies actually show that mutilated men dont last as long. Its lose lose.

forthesakeofscience.com/2015/04/07/why-circumcision-is-a-very-good-thing/
Being circumcised doesn't make him less of a man you idiot
>Cutting off your foreskin is like cutting off your eyelids.
yeah except one of them actually helps you you dumb fuck

Correct.

Can you believe the jews get away with at the world health organization? That is not anti-semitic btw, literally all the people who are in charge of the 'research' are all jewish, all of them, not a single one is not jewish.

They claim it can prevent STDs, can you believe this shit.
HONK HONK

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>literally all the people who are in charge of the 'research' are all jewish,
So? Being jewish doesn't automatically make what they say wrong.

I don't really care about some fag personal preference
women never complained about it

>yeah except one of them actually helps you you dumb fuck

Why don't you skin yourselves alive if skin has no purpose?

inb4 just that bit of skin is pointless

The skin is there to protect your dick head you dickhead.
On a normal healthy penis the head is so sensitive it is hard to even touch with your hand.

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Of course it does.
Hes literally less man than he would be with his foreskin.
Its been proven time and time again that it has no benefits and only drawbacks, your opinion blog means nothing.

No it makes the biased and they have a vested interest in continuing the practice.
Thats because American women are indoctrinated too. Its all you've ever known.
Same with the porn industry, jewish led and based in america.

>taking a knife to your genitals is normal and healthy

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That blog post is pure relativism and cope lmao
>africans can't be bothered to use condoms, so better chop off your sons foreskin!

>Amerifats still discussing the pro and cons of cutting their children's dicks.

Feels nice to live in the first world

>The natural human form is wrong and needs to be surgically altered
Yeah some things about people are fucking gross, why wouldn't they be?

>Hes literally less man than he would be with his foreskin.
Having more meat on you doesn't make you more of a man.
>your opinion blog means nothing.
And yours does?
>inb4 just that bit of skin is pointless
Yes, It is actually.
>m-muh joos!!!!
Next your gonna say that jews are the reason that you are a virgin at the age of 30

is your dick really that small that you can't afford loosing a little bit of it?

What is this supposed to prove exactly? That you are obsessed with African/Arabian culture?

who said I'm american you dumb nigger?

Something gross about every male ever born in its natural form

Keep coping kike

Seething dicklet

Just an assumption based on probability.

Yes, the natural form can be gross

>The natural form for all human males needs to be surgically altered at birth because user thinks it looks gross

You're mentally deficient

Yeah it's perfectly fine if it's a regular shampoo.
You can even use it as lube to fuck your hot wife too, if it's not a harsh shampoo it won't even negatively affect her inner flora.

>
thanks rabbi

ok serious question, were you molested by someone with a cut dick as a child?

>Also being circumsized has NOTHING to do with being a jewish slave

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No, everyone with a cut dick was molested as a child though. Sucks to be you.

It is a jewish ritual. It was created by jews to lock in parents and children with something so horrible they would stay with the religion because the fear of admitting would they had done and was done to them is so unspeakable evil. When it was discovered you could sort of regrow your foreskin, they added a part to the ritual where the rabbi would sharper the nail on his finger to a sharp point and after the raping of the child would dig his finger into the fresh of the childs penis below to damage the skin so that it would damaged begone repair and not be able to regrow.

There is even a practice that is still carried out TO THIS DAY where you can even find pictures of it. Where the rabbi will place the childs PENIS into his MOUTH and suck on the blood. TO BE CLEAR THIS IS STILL DONE TODAY AND IS LEGAL IN A TON OF PLACES.

I heard about this 3 times and dismissed it as anti-semitic lies before I did some research of my own. Don't make the same mistake I did.

Search 'Herpes Strikes Two More Infants After Ritual Circumcision' online

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>Also being circumsized has NOTHING to do with being a jewish slave
But it literally is like that. It's main purpose is to reduce the sexual pleasure for both sexes. Yes it reduces the pleasure of the girl too.

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i honestly feel really bad for cutfags. you will NEVER be able to experience what a really sloppy bj feels like. you will NEVER experience what sex truly felt like to our ancestors

you were literally mutilated at birth as part of a jewish tradition to stunt what masturbation, and ultimately sex, is supposed to feel like

what a horrible existance

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read

good I'm relieved

He is not the one emulating african/ middle eastern practices

Old testament says that their slaves should have no foreskin.

>using the shitty version of racecar johnny
Not very vroom vroom of you

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Nah, worked all through HS for me. Stopped because my mom started using the same shampoo as me and every time I smelled it I thought of whacking it.

>your hot wife

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I stay away from wacking it with shampoo AND conditioner because all the chemicals can get absorbed through your skin. Many of the chemicals in these products are estrogenic.

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Realized I never asked your question.

Just don't get in the pee hole and you should be good.

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>My doctor is smarter than millions of years of evolution

HONK HONK